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  1. Sunday, September 23, 2012
  2. 4:53 PM - =TNS= Artyom || TBoB: Yes?
  3. 4:53 PM - Dom3k: You aren't on the planet
  4. 4:53 PM - Dom3k: still at AC
  5. 4:53 PM - Dom3k: along with the newbie
  6. 4:53 PM - =TNS= Artyom || TBoB: Ok
  7. Dom3k has changed their name to Friend Computer.
  8. 4:54 PM - Drew-R-None-1: // This work? http://filesmelt.com/dl/Drew-R-None-1_1.pdf
  9. Nice-R-TCN-1 has been invited to chat.
  10. 4:57 PM - Friend Computer Your PDCS flare to life! "Troubleshooters report to briefing immediately!"
  11. Drew-R-None-1 is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  12. Drew-R-None-1 is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
  13. 4:58 PM - Drew-R-None-1 Looks at his PDCS, and immidiatly sets out to briefing
  14. 4:59 PM - Friend Computer Drew intimately heads to briefing!
  15. 4:59 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1 quickly glares at hes PDCS and quickly follows Drew towards the briefing
  16. 5:01 PM - Friend Computer You both arrive at briefing to see your mission officer! Kim something sandez, parts of her IDentification chip are scratched out.
  17. 5:02 PM - Friend Computer: "Hello troubleshooters! Given you are both new and fairly expendable you will be testing EXPERIMENTAL TECHNOLOGY that may destroy or mutate your enternal soul forever."
  18. 5:02 PM - Friend Computer: "Now before you get started to test these TOTALLY safe items you have to understand what you may see during the test is not to be told to anyone but yourselves or someone of higher rank!"
  19. 5:02 PM - Friend Computer: "Any questions?"
  20. 5:03 PM - Drew-R-None-1: What sort of tech are we testing?
  21. 5:04 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: Exactly how safe are they ?..
  22. 5:05 PM - Friend Computer: "Safe enough for you not to care and test it anyway, as pending alpha complex law if you fail to do the MANDATORY MISSION you will be exterminated!"
  23. 5:05 PM - Friend Computer: "Whether this is quick and efficient or takes months just to kill you will be up to your torturers- I mean executioners."
  24. 5:05 PM - Friend Computer: "Any more questions before I send you to the labs?"
  25. 5:06 PM - Drew-R-None-1: Nope, i'll be on my way then
  26. 5:06 PM - Drew-R-None-1 Leaves and heads towards the lab
  27. 5:06 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: I think I'm fine for now.
  28. 5:07 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1 quietly follows Drew towards the lab
  29. 5:08 PM - Friend Computer You head towards the lab to be acquainted with the more or less familiar GAV-V-???-92
  30. 5:08 PM - Friend Computer On the main table within the lab there is a large pulsing device that appears to change each pulse, it smells of cheese.
  31. 5:09 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1 grabs the device which oddly smells of cheese
  32. 5:09 PM - Friend Computer: "Hello troubleshooters! Today you will be testing out a WARP-DRIVE, do not ask what this is!"
  33. 5:10 PM - Friend Computer: "The co-ordinates of this is set to the last signal sent by the main squa-
  34. 5:10 PM - Drew-R-None-1: What is it not?
  35. 5:10 PM - Friend Computer As nice grabs the device a small bubble envelops you two and you are sent into some sort of ALTERNATE REALITY!
  36. 5:10 PM - Friend Computer Then you quickly re-appear on what appears to be a land of yellow sand grain things
  37. 5:11 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1 whispers
  38. 5:11 PM - Friend Computer you look up to see a lack of ceiling- A LACK OF CEILING? WHAT THE FRACK IS THIS HELLISH PLACE?
  39. 5:11 PM - Drew-R-None-1: HOLY SHIT WHERE THE HELL AM I
  40. 5:11 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: I didn't want to hear the explination at all to be completely honest
  41. 5:11 PM - Friend Computer You both look around desperately for any signs of the alpha complex, there are none.
  42. 5:11 PM - Drew-R-None-1 Starts to hyperventilate
  43. 5:11 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1 slaps Drew
  44. 5:12 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: Get a hold of yourself !
  45. 5:12 PM - Drew-R-None-1: BUT THERE IS NO CEILING MAN
  46. 5:12 PM - Friend Computer You notice in the distance there is a large cylindrical spire covered in sand!
  47. 5:12 PM - Friend Computer Then you realize that it is moving and- OH GOD THE TEETH!
  48. 5:13 PM - Friend Computer As it turns and begins to dive into the sand you get a good look at it's teeth which line all the way down to the bottum, nice appears to of had almost soiled himself.
  49. 5:13 PM - Drew-R-None-1: What the hell is that monstroucity!
  50. 5:13 PM - Drew-R-None-1 Tries to make out a bit more what it is
  51. 5:13 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: I don't think I want to find out...
  52. 5:14 PM - Friend Computer The only other thing you can comfirm that it appears to be a worm-lyke
  53. 5:14 PM - Drew-R-None-1: What the hell do we do? It's coming right for us1
  54. 5:14 PM - Drew-R-None-1: // us!
  55. 5:15 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1 looks around for some sort of cover or hiding place
  56. 5:15 PM - Friend Computer: // Think this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1G5jMgx8GVU
  57. 5:16 PM - Drew-R-None-1: // Got it
  58. 5:16 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: // welp
  59. 5:16 PM - Friend Computer For a while the ground shakes violently and rapidly rendering you unable to move but then it stops.
  60. 5:16 PM - Friend Computer you think the beast is gone..
  61. 5:17 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: Drew I think we should look for some cover or a place to hide before it comes back...
  62. 5:18 PM - Drew-R-None-1: I agree, did you see those fucking teeth?
  63. 5:19 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1 shivers
  64. 5:19 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: Yes, yes I did...
  65. 5:19 PM - Drew-R-None-1: Well, I think the best thing to do is to walk in a random direction and hope we find a ceiling
  66. 5:20 PM - Drew-R-None-1 Starts walking north
  67. 5:20 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1 follows Drew while looking around
  68. 5:21 PM - Friend Computer Drew consults his PDC's magnetic comp - OH GOD ITS BROKEN
  69. 5:21 PM - Friend Computer It appears that wherever you are has a different magnetic field than the alpha complex
  70. 5:22 PM - Drew-R-None-1: Well, that means we aren't on the complex anymore
  71. 5:23 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: GAV did say something about a warp something when I grabbed the device..
  72. 5:23 PM - Drew-R-None-1: Shit, where could we be? And what is with that shiny bright thing in the sky?
  73. 5:24 PM - Friend Computer There appears to be TWO shiny bright things
  74. 5:24 PM - Friend Computer: // More reason for this planet to be a desert I'd say, dem binary stars.
  75. 5:25 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: I have no idea where we could possibly be... Maybe I should've waited for him to finish talking before grabbing that device..
  76. 5:25 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: //him = Gav
  77. 5:25 PM - Friend Computer: // Gav is a female.
  78. 5:25 PM - Drew-R-None-1: Maybe, but I will admit it did smell like cheese, which is delicous
  79. 5:26 PM - Drew-R-None-1: Speaking of which, i'm realitivly hungery, what is there to eat?
  80. 5:27 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: Maybe the device can help us out on that department it did smell like cheese..
  81. 5:27 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1 starts looking around for the device
  82. 5:28 PM - Friend Computer It appears to of stopped pulsing.
  83. 5:29 PM - Drew-R-None-1: Why isn''t it doing it's thing anymore
  84. 5:29 PM - Friend Computer Now that you can examine it it appears to be a large cylindrical device with multiple vents and its smaller in width at the middle
  85. 5:29 PM - Friend Computer You see melted cheese droop from the leftmost top vent
  86. 5:30 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1 licks the melted cheese
  87. 5:30 PM - Drew-R-None-1: I WANTED THAT
  88. 5:31 PM - Friend Computer The cheese tastes like SHARP CHEDDAR-R you got at the cafeterias
  89. 5:31 PM - Drew-R-None-1: Anyways, maybe the cheese was some sort of powering device
  90. 5:31 PM - Friend Computer you wonder how cheese relates to the device..
  91. 5:33 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: Maybe we need some sort of cheese to power this thing back up ?
  92. 5:33 PM - Drew-R-None-1: Maybe, would anycheese do?
  93. 5:34 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: It tasted like the cheddar-r but maybe any cheese might do the trick
  94. 5:34 PM - Friend Computer Upon further examination you realize that this cheese was smaered on the exterior rather coming from the interior
  95. 5:34 PM - Friend Computer gav must've had lunch in construction
  96. 5:35 PM - Drew-R-None-1: Welp, since cheese doesn't power it, what does?
  97. 5:35 PM - Drew-R-None-1: Furthermore, does cheese even exist on this spacecraft/dimension/planet?
  98. 5:36 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: This might sound like a very far fetched idea but before we got transported here I think Gav was saying something about the main squad being here...
  99. 5:37 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: Maybe if we find them they could perhaps shed some light regarding what this thing is and maybe get you some cheese since your hungry
  100. 5:37 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: I'm sure they must have cheese everyone loves cheese
  101. 5:38 PM - Drew-R-None-1: of course
  102. 5:38 PM - Drew-R-None-1: The cheese must be here
  103. 5:38 PM - Friend Computer: // Sounds fon to due.
  104. 5:39 PM - Drew-R-None-1: // Worst pun
  105. 5:39 PM - Drew-R-None-1: // ever
  106. 5:39 PM - Friend Computer: // I love you too.
  107. 5:39 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: // lol
  108. 5:40 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: // it took me a while to get it
  109. 5:40 PM - Drew-R-None-1: // Also, might eat soon
  110. 5:44 PM - Friend Computer Idly searching you hear an engine in the distance.
  111. 5:44 PM - Drew-R-None-1: What the hell is that loud sound?
  112. 5:46 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1: It sounds somewhat like an engine..
  113. 5:46 PM - Drew-R-None-1: Well, might as well investigate it
  114. 5:47 PM - Drew-R-None-1 walks towards the engine
  115. 5:47 PM - Friend Computer You both begin walking towards the questionable sounds.
  116. 5:48 PM - Nice-R-TCN-1 feels somewhat uneasy
  117. 5:48 PM - Friend Computer: mainchat
  118. 5:48 PM - Drew-R-None-1: // k
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