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  1. Mar 20 20:32:59 <Mirai> SOMETIME after what happened in last session but before Med went and did her DREAM STUFF, your phone starts ringing~
  2. Mar 20 20:33:44 * Melons behaves in typical Mel fashion of being surprised by ordinary things and scrambles to answer her phone.
  3. Mar 20 20:35:16 <Melons> "H-Hi?"
  4. Mar 20 20:35:25 <Mirai> "Hey Mel~! Just got done checking in with Palm, you wanna' doooo~ something?" It's Mirai, of course.
  5. Mar 20 20:36:12 <Melons> "Um...I don't know...which kind of thing?"
  6. Mar 20 20:36:58 <Mirai> "Like a thing. Together. Socially."
  7. Mar 20 20:37:17 <Melons> "Oh...uh...y-yes!"
  8. Mar 20 20:38:36 <Mirai> "You have any preferences?"
  9. Mar 20 20:38:49 <Melons> "Um...w-what are my options?" Ohgodthepressure.
  10. Mar 20 20:43:45 <Mirai> "Restaurants, walks, beach visits, video games, pokemon battles, karaoke, movies, whatever~"
  11. Mar 20 20:44:18 <Melons> "W-which would you want m-most?"
  12. Mar 20 20:47:07 <Mirai> "Me? Well, I wouldn't be disappointed in the least if we didn't do this, but I was thinking either a movie or a pokemon battle~"
  13. Mar 20 20:48:39 <Melons> "Oh...um...what movies are there?"
  14. Mar 20 20:49:56 <Mirai> "Hmm, I actually haven't checked!"
  15. Mar 20 20:51:28 <Melons> "Well we can go s-" OH GOD WHAT IF THE OTHER CREWMATES TRY TO REACH HER DURING THE MOVIE AND SHE'S THAT FUCK WITH THEIR PHONE GOING OFF AT THE BEST PART?! "-how about a ba-" WAIT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A DATE, WHAT THE FUCK IS ROMANTIC ABOUT POKEMON BATTLES?
  16. Mar 20 20:52:27 <Melons> 1d2 Dicey decide for mel, 1 movie, 2 battle
  17. Mar 20 20:52:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Dicey decide for mel, 1 movie, 2 battle: 2 [1d2=2]
  18. Mar 20 20:52:34 <Melons> "...b-b-battle!"
  19. Mar 20 20:52:44 <Mirai> "Battle? Huh. Okay."
  20. Mar 20 20:52:55 <Mirai> "Meet me at the docks, then~"
  21. Mar 20 20:53:15 <Melons> Oh god, what is that 'huh' is she disappointed? She must be totally disappointed. Why. Why did you choose that. "O-Okay..."
  22. Mar 20 20:57:06 <Mirai> "Byebye~. I'm looking forward to it!" With that, she hangs up.
  23. Mar 20 20:58:23 <Melons> Mel already looks like she's about ready to cry as she heads for the docks.
  24. Mar 20 21:44:15 <Mirai> After a good deal of wandering around and getting lost, you finally find Mirai on a nice open stretch of the docks, where no boats are docked at the moment, wearing her usual getup. She waves as you approach to make sure you don't miss her. There are some people going around doing business of some sort or another on a further stretch of the docks, away from you all, some giving a
  25. Mar 20 21:44:15 <Mirai> passing glance in curiosity.
  26. Mar 20 21:44:57 <Melons> "Hiisthisokayarewegoingtogetintrouble?" ;-;
  27. Mar 20 21:45:34 <Mirai> She gives a grin. "I asked some of the people working here, they said it's fine, it's actually a somewhat popular battling spot~!"
  28. Mar 20 21:46:39 <Melons> "Oh...okay...so uh...let's...get to it...?" That sounded awkward, why would you say that. Mel finds a place a bit further away to stand, probably some makeshift line if it's a popular area.
  29. Mar 20 21:48:17 <Melons> "...do I start? Do you?" TFW Mel has apparently never just battled for sport.
  30. Mar 20 21:48:27 * Vandaeron has quit (Quit: )
  31. Mar 20 21:50:43 <Mirai> "How's about we pick up our balls, and toss 'em at the same time, eh?"
  32. Mar 20 21:52:01 <Melons> "Alright..." Batso, y-...ya know with Melons, there's a fruit bat joke in there.
  33. Mar 20 21:52:35 <Mirai> http://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=E4CSzycsdQM She tosses TWO balls. "I'm going all out, hope you don't mind~"
  34. Mar 20 21:53:45 <Mirai> Out pop her Typhlosion and...Gliscor? When'd that happen?
  35. Mar 20 21:54:12 <Melons> Melanie stares on helplessly a bit because she's pretty sure that's one too many pokemon. "I...Is it a double battle?" ;-;
  36. Mar 20 21:54:56 <Mirai> "Double battling is my advantage, I figured it'd even things out against your spooky powers~"
  37. Mar 20 21:55:29 <Melons> "O-oh...okay..."
  38. Mar 20 21:55:50 <Mirai> Spds~?
  39. Mar 20 21:56:32 <Melons> 30+10 Speed for Batso, 20 for Mel.
  40. Mar 20 21:56:40 <Mirai> oh, sec
  41. Mar 20 21:56:41 * Mirai (Revolution@sux-7A684C16.dsl.sbndin.sbcglobal.net) has left
  42. Mar 20 21:56:41 * Mirai (Revolution@sux-7A684C16.dsl.sbndin.sbcglobal.net) has joined
  43. Mar 20 21:56:49 <Mirai> Ah.
  44. Mar 20 21:56:52 * Mirai is now known as Aori_Radidjiu
  45. Mar 20 21:56:58 * Aori_Radidjiu (Revolution@sux-7A684C16.dsl.sbndin.sbcglobal.net) has left
  46. Mar 20 21:56:58 * Aori_Radidjiu (Revolution@sux-7A684C16.dsl.sbndin.sbcglobal.net) has joined
  47. Mar 20 21:56:58 * UboaServ sets mode +q on #youareapirate Aori_Radidjiu
  48. Mar 20 21:56:58 * UboaServ gives channel operator status to Aori_Radidjiu
  49. Mar 20 21:57:02 * Aori_Radidjiu is now known as Mirai
  50. Mar 20 21:57:45 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Batso > Typhlosion > Mel = Gliscor > Mirai
  51. Mar 20 21:58:41 <Mirai> Batso!
  52. Mar 20 21:59:16 <Melons> 1d20 Ac2 Acrobatics a Fire badger
  53. Mar 20 21:59:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Ac2 Acrobatics a Fire badger: 18 [1d20=18]
  54. Mar 20 21:59:45 <Melons> 4d10+15+22 Dat Once per scene face smash damage!
  55. Mar 20 21:59:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Dat Once per scene face smash damage!: 72 [4d10=10,8,9,8]
  56. Mar 20 21:59:51 <Mirai> Flame Body.
  57. Mar 20 21:59:56 <Mirai> Batso is burned!
  58. Mar 20 22:00:49 <Mirai> Courage activates!
  59. Mar 20 22:01:58 <Mirai> Typhlosion!
  60. Mar 20 22:02:04 <Mirai> "Cinder, smash 'em up!"
  61. Mar 20 22:02:38 * Melons gulps. This isn't the sort of 'hot' she had in mind.
  62. Mar 20 22:03:28 <Mirai> 1d20 Extrasensory!
  63. Mar 20 22:03:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Extrasensory!: 14 [1d20=14]
  64. Mar 20 22:03:36 <Mirai> AC 2, so that hits!
  65. Mar 20 22:03:48 <Melons> Presumably Batso?
  66. Mar 20 22:04:16 <Mirai> 2d8+10+32+5 On Batso, yes. There's no attacking Trainers here, only Pokemon
  67. Mar 20 22:04:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, On Batso, yes. There's no attacking Trainers here, only Pokemon: 57 [2d8=6,4]
  68. Mar 20 22:05:27 <Mirai> Mel?
  69. Mar 20 22:05:29 <Melons> BATSO IS barely still up actually.
  70. Mar 20 22:05:56 * Melons Confuse Rays the Gliscor.
  71. Mar 20 22:06:09 <Mirai> Gliscor is confused!
  72. Mar 20 22:07:09 <Mirai> 1d20
  73. Mar 20 22:07:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, 1d20: 5 [1d20=5]
  74. Mar 20 22:07:20 <Mirai> Gliscor hit itself in confusion!
  75. Mar 20 22:08:16 <Mirai> 1d8+6+28 resisted one step
  76. Mar 20 22:08:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, resisted one step: 35 [1d8=1]
  77. Mar 20 22:08:43 <Mirai> 1 damage~
  78. Mar 20 22:11:16 <Mirai> Mirai!
  79. Mar 20 22:12:18 <Mirai> She rushes over to the Typhlosion and gives it a nice Hyper Potion~.
  80. Mar 20 22:12:56 <Mirai> Batso!
  81. Mar 20 22:13:31 <Melons> 1d20 Of course the only correct answer is to BRAVE BIRD THE EVER LIVING FUCK OUT OF TYPHLOSION! AC2
  82. Mar 20 22:13:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Of course the only correct answer is to BRAVE BIRD THE EVER LIVING FUCK OUT OF TYPHLOSION! AC2: 16 [1d20=16]
  83. Mar 20 22:13:39 <Mirai> Hits.
  84. Mar 20 22:14:03 <Melons> 4d10+15+22 And 2 meters pushed...if it can be knocked into the water with that, then that happens.
  85. Mar 20 22:14:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, And 2 meters pushed...if it can be knocked into the water with that, then that happens.: 69 [4d10=9,10,9,4]
  86. Mar 20 22:14:16 <Mirai> Nope, too far away from the water.
  87. Mar 20 22:14:52 <Melons> Incidentally, Batso is quite KOed.
  88. Mar 20 22:15:02 <Mirai> The Typhlosion is STILL UP.
  89. Mar 20 22:15:29 <Mirai> It's at 4 injuries now ow ow ow
  90. Mar 20 22:16:23 <Mirai> Typhlosion holds its action~
  91. Mar 20 22:16:45 * Melons immediately regrets not bringing a tanky thing as she uses that KO switch to send out Po.
  92. Mar 20 22:16:59 <Melons> (30 Speed)
  93. Mar 20 22:17:06 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Po > Typhlosion > Mel = Gliscor > Mirai
  94. Mar 20 22:17:11 <Mirai> Go, Po~
  95. Mar 20 22:17:18 <Mirai> wait no, command actions and all
  96. Mar 20 22:17:19 <Mirai> Hmmmmm
  97. Mar 20 22:17:29 <Melons> 1d20 Mel Ominous Winds the firey mofo
  98. Mar 20 22:17:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Mel Ominous Winds the firey mofo: 17 [1d20=17]
  99. Mar 20 22:17:50 <Melons> 2d6+8+18
  100. Mar 20 22:17:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, 2d6+8+18: 33 [2d6=1,6]
  101. Mar 20 22:18:15 <Mirai> It's...actually still up!
  102. Mar 20 22:18:58 <Mirai> "Cinder, strike while the iron's hot! Shadow Claw!"
  103. Mar 20 22:19:07 <Mirai> 1d20
  104. Mar 20 22:19:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, 1d20: 10 [1d20=10]
  105. Mar 20 22:19:36 <Mirai> 2d6+10+31+5
  106. Mar 20 22:19:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, 2d6+10+31+5: 50 [2d6=3,1]
  107. Mar 20 22:20:14 <Melons> P-Poor Po, didn't even know what hit him ;-;
  108. Mar 20 22:20:52 <Mirai> 1d20 Gliscor Confus
  109. Mar 20 22:20:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Gliscor Confus: 20 [1d20=20]
  110. Mar 20 22:21:00 <Mirai> GLISCOR IS NO LONGER CONFUSED
  111. Mar 20 22:21:18 <Mirai> ...and it does nothing on its action because I forgot about buffs OH WELL
  112. Mar 20 22:21:34 <Mirai> Mirai uses a Super Potion on the Typhlosion
  113. Mar 20 22:21:55 <Mirai> New Round~
  114. Mar 20 22:22:24 <Mirai> Typhlosion is holding its turn, and if you send something out and it's faster or equal in speed to you, it'll go before the Typhlosion uses its held turn.
  115. Mar 20 22:23:38 * Melons sends out motherfucking ghost Koa (20 Speed +10)
  116. Mar 20 22:23:45 <Mirai> All right~
  117. Mar 20 22:23:58 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Typhlosion > Koa = Mel = Gliscor > Mirai
  118. Mar 20 22:24:29 <Mirai> "Huh, Koa looks pretty different now..."
  119. Mar 20 22:24:29 <Melons> 1d20 Water Pulse the Typhlosion
  120. Mar 20 22:24:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Water Pulse the Typhlosion: 5 [1d20=5]
  121. Mar 20 22:24:37 <Mirai> AC 2?
  122. Mar 20 22:24:37 <Melons> Or don't.
  123. Mar 20 22:24:40 <Melons> Yes.
  124. Mar 20 22:24:44 <Mirai> It misses~
  125. Mar 20 22:24:53 * Melons bites her thumb. "Y-Yeah..."
  126. Mar 20 22:25:53 <Mirai> "Hm, can't tell what type you removed...so we've got a 50/50 on Extrasensory..."
  127. Mar 20 22:26:30 <Mirai> "...or a 'will work well anyway' on Lava Plume! Hit it, Cinder!"
  128. Mar 20 22:27:07 <Mirai> 1d20 Lava Plume!
  129. Mar 20 22:27:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Lava Plume!: 19 [1d20=19]
  130. Mar 20 22:27:11 <Melons> Detect it like one generally detects fire from things
  131. Mar 20 22:27:32 <Melons> And then Ghost Step into nothingness.
  132. Mar 20 22:27:37 <Mirai> Koa deftly smacks the fireballs and lava away. "Or that!"
  133. Mar 20 22:27:57 <Mirai> Gliscor! Or Mel, I guess.
  134. Mar 20 22:28:03 <Mirai> If she still has a standard
  135. Mar 20 22:28:10 <Melons> She very much does!
  136. Mar 20 22:28:25 <Melons> 1d20 Shadow Ball Typhlosion
  137. Mar 20 22:28:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Shadow Ball Typhlosion: 14 [1d20=14]
  138. Mar 20 22:28:31 <Mirai> Oh my!
  139. Mar 20 22:28:44 <Melons> 2d8+10+18
  140. Mar 20 22:28:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, 2d8+10+18: 31 [2d8=1,2]
  141. Mar 20 22:29:54 <Mirai> It takes some damage! Not a whole lot, though.
  142. Mar 20 22:30:03 <Mirai> Gliscor!
  143. Mar 20 22:32:46 <Mirai> "Hmmm, that's risky, that's risky..."
  144. Mar 20 22:32:59 <Mirai> "Either way, it'll resist something..."
  145. Mar 20 22:33:18 <Mirai> "Eh, whatever. Bulldoze!"
  146. Mar 20 22:33:51 <Mirai> 1d20
  147. Mar 20 22:33:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  148. Mar 20 22:33:56 <Mirai> Missu
  149. Mar 20 22:34:08 <Mirai> New Round! Typhlosion!
  150. Mar 20 22:34:14 <Melons> How do you miss with that, is it like Bulldozing the wrong thing?
  151. Mar 20 22:34:38 <Mirai> I'd assume Koa jumped out of the way~
  152. Mar 20 22:35:13 <Melons> "Ohgodwe'rebreakingthings!"
  153. Mar 20 22:35:53 <Mirai> A nice section of the dock SHATTERS with the impact that the Gliscor makes. "Watch it!"
  154. Mar 20 22:36:31 <Mirai> The Typhlosion lets out a roar. "Yeah yeah, I know. Give 'er a swipe!"
  155. Mar 20 22:36:49 <Melons> B-But she's invisible.
  156. Mar 20 22:37:08 <Mirai> "We're taking it easy this roun-...where'd she go? Is THAT what you were making a fuss about? Geez."
  157. Mar 20 22:37:24 <Mirai> The Typhlosion waits~
  158. Mar 20 22:37:27 <Mirai> Koa!
  159. Mar 20 22:37:40 <Melons> Used the interrupt last round.
  160. Mar 20 22:38:07 <Mirai> And is she reappearing?
  161. Mar 20 22:39:29 <Mirai> AND THUS THE ROUND OF WAITING GOES
  162. Mar 20 22:39:36 <Mirai> Gonna do anything, Mel?
  163. Mar 20 22:39:46 <Mirai> "Ooooh, I see, not bad Mel, you're stalling, right?"
  164. Mar 20 22:39:51 <Melons> 1d20 AC6 Stun Spore the Typhlosion with that magic broom waggle.
  165. Mar 20 22:39:52 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, AC6 Stun Spore the Typhlosion with that magic broom waggle.: 2 [1d20=2]
  166. Mar 20 22:40:05 <Mirai> Nope!
  167. Mar 20 22:40:18 <Mirai> Mirai decides to go Nix on the healing this round.
  168. Mar 20 22:40:36 <Melons> "Whatever could you m-" She miscalculates and the wind sweeps the spores back past Mel, whom finds herself in a fit of sneezing.
  169. Mar 20 22:40:52 <Mirai> "You okay?"
  170. Mar 20 22:40:54 <Mirai> NEW ROUND
  171. Mar 20 22:41:05 <Mirai> Typhlosion is getting ANTSY. "I know, I know..."
  172. Mar 20 22:41:33 <Mirai> Koa!
  173. Mar 20 22:42:11 <Melons> 1d20 Take 2, WATER PULSE FROM OUT OF THIN AIR at the Tie Flow Shin
  174. Mar 20 22:42:12 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Take 2, WATER PULSE FROM OUT OF THIN AIR at the Tie Flow Shin: 5 [1d20=5]
  175. Mar 20 22:42:19 <Melons> Why. Just Why.
  176. Mar 20 22:42:26 <Mirai> Nyope.
  177. Mar 20 22:42:38 <Mirai> If only you had some Smite
  178. Mar 20 22:43:03 <Mirai> Mel! Seems Mirai's holding her Typhlsion back JUUUST a little, but she's got a glint in her eyes...
  179. Mar 20 22:43:37 <Melons> OhgodKoaisgoingtodieforreal.
  180. Mar 20 22:45:09 <Mirai> What're you doing on your turn?
  181. Mar 20 22:46:26 * Melons Quick Switch Swaps Koa for Sleight and First Blood Torments Typhlosion. Sleight's speed is 22!
  182. Mar 20 22:47:14 <Melons> Oh and still a standard...
  183. Mar 20 22:47:24 <Melons> 1d20 Come on dicey, lemme paralyze a fire thing.
  184. Mar 20 22:47:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Come on dicey, lemme paralyze a fire thing.: 20 [1d20=20]
  185. Mar 20 22:47:37 <Melons> oh wait
  186. Mar 20 22:47:39 <Melons> I can't legally do that
  187. Mar 20 22:47:52 <Mirai> EOT, right?
  188. Mar 20 22:47:58 <Melons> Scenex2, but effectively EOT
  189. Mar 20 22:48:04 <Mirai> right
  190. Mar 20 22:48:05 <Mirai> try again~
  191. Mar 20 22:48:10 <Melons> 1d20 Poison Powder then, also AC6
  192. Mar 20 22:48:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Poison Powder then, also AC6: 16 [1d20=16]
  193. Mar 20 22:48:32 <Mirai> Hits!
  194. Mar 20 22:48:39 <Mirai> On...Gliscor or the Typhlosion?
  195. Mar 20 22:48:46 <Melons> Firething
  196. Mar 20 22:48:54 <Mirai> Cinder is Poisoned!
  197. Mar 20 22:48:56 <Mirai> Okay!
  198. Mar 20 22:48:58 <Mirai> Gliscor!
  199. Mar 20 22:49:01 <Mirai> Typhlosion!
  200. Mar 20 22:49:40 <Mirai> "Okay, Cinder, Mecca, let's do this at once!"
  201. Mar 20 22:50:47 <Melons> "W-Wait, what?" A grin that had arisen from successfully using her broom for the first time falls off.
  202. Mar 20 22:51:17 <Mirai> The Typhlosion and Gligar position themselves on opposite sides of Koa, both getting into ready stances. "Okay, take 'er down! Frigid Grave Strike!"
  203. Mar 20 22:51:20 <Mirai> 1d20 Shadow Claw
  204. Mar 20 22:51:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Shadow Claw: 8 [1d20=8]
  205. Mar 20 22:51:23 <Mirai> 1d20 Ice Fang
  206. Mar 20 22:51:24 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Ice Fang: 7 [1d20=7]
  207. Mar 20 22:51:26 <Melons> Koa got swapped for Sleight...
  208. Mar 20 22:51:40 <Mirai> Oh, WHOOPS
  209. Mar 20 22:51:41 <Mirai> nevermind
  210. Mar 20 22:51:44 <Mirai> I'm a goof
  211. Mar 20 22:51:58 <Mirai> Instead we get....
  212. Mar 20 22:52:14 <Mirai> "Airblast!"
  213. Mar 20 22:52:20 <Mirai> 1d20 Focus Blast
  214. Mar 20 22:52:20 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Focus Blast: 2 [1d20=2]
  215. Mar 20 22:52:33 <Mirai> 1d20 Aerial Ace
  216. Mar 20 22:52:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Aerial Ace: 5 [1d20=5]
  217. Mar 20 22:52:42 <Mirai> ...pffffff
  218. Mar 20 22:52:44 <Mirai> pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
  219. Mar 20 22:52:48 <Melons> What's half of nothing?
  220. Mar 20 22:53:05 <Mirai> Goofed again, although this time it's MIrai's fault~
  221. Mar 20 22:53:20 <Mirai> The Focus blast WOOSHES right through, Sleight grinning, and then...
  222. Mar 20 22:53:48 <Mirai> 2d8+10+28
  223. Mar 20 22:53:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, 2d8+10+28: 45 [2d8=1,6]
  224. Mar 20 22:53:58 <Mirai> At least one of them hit!
  225. Mar 20 22:54:27 <Melons> The spectral blue flames or whatever for Sleight are probably pretty obvious at this point.
  226. Mar 20 22:55:04 <Mirai> Typhlosion takes damage from poison!
  227. Mar 20 22:55:13 <Mirai> Mirai administers an Antidote!
  228. Mar 20 22:55:32 <Mirai> Sinc ethis is Sleight's first turn, Sleight goes first!
  229. Mar 20 22:55:39 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Typhlosion > Sleight = Mel = Gliscor > Mirai
  230. Mar 20 22:55:41 <Mirai> Because +10
  231. Mar 20 22:55:42 <Mirai> whatever
  232. Mar 20 22:55:48 <Melons> Interrupted though, soooooo....also he's 22 speed
  233. Mar 20 22:56:04 <Mirai> I know he's 22
  234. Mar 20 22:56:18 <Melons> Mel is not 22
  235. Mar 20 22:56:32 <Mirai> oh whoops
  236. Mar 20 22:56:38 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Typhlosion > Sleight > Mel = Gliscor > Mirai
  237. Mar 20 22:56:41 <Mirai> Right order wrong marking
  238. Mar 20 22:56:47 <Mirai> Also
  239. Mar 20 22:56:52 <Mirai> You didn't roll AC for that Torment
  240. Mar 20 22:57:05 <Melons> Oh right it actually has an AC check
  241. Mar 20 22:57:06 <Melons> 1d20
  242. Mar 20 22:57:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, 1d20: 8 [1d20=8]
  243. Mar 20 22:57:09 <Mirai> Roll it now~
  244. Mar 20 22:57:20 <Melons> AC2
  245. Mar 20 22:57:22 <Mirai> That...hits, since it doesn't have Heat Mirage on.
  246. Mar 20 22:57:54 <Mirai> That's part of why I initially overlooked the switch was becuase it looked like you wnet straight to Mel since you didn't do any moves. Anyway.
  247. Mar 20 22:58:00 <Mirai> Typhlosion!
  248. Mar 20 22:58:16 <Mirai> "So it's all ghosty now, huh..."
  249. Mar 20 22:58:18 <Mirai> "Hrm..."
  250. Mar 20 22:58:26 <Mirai> "Ah, oh well~"
  251. Mar 20 22:59:25 <Mirai> "Cinder! Go out with a Blaze of Glory!"
  252. Mar 20 22:59:30 <Mirai> 1d20 FLARE BLITZ
  253. Mar 20 22:59:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, FLARE BLITZ: 3 [1d20=3]
  254. Mar 20 22:59:41 <Mirai> Malediction?
  255. Mar 20 22:59:43 <Melons> Such Glory.
  256. Mar 20 22:59:49 <Melons> So Wo- no, that's for real enemies.
  257. Mar 20 23:00:07 <Mirai> He charges...and hits nothing. Boooo.
  258. Mar 20 23:00:12 <Mirai> Sleight!
  259. Mar 20 23:00:15 <Mirai> ...cna't move.
  260. Mar 20 23:00:17 <Mirai> Mel!
  261. Mar 20 23:00:43 <Melons> 1d20 This time I can totally Paralyze the firething!
  262. Mar 20 23:00:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, This time I can totally Paralyze the firething!: 14 [1d20=14]
  263. Mar 20 23:01:14 <Mirai> And it is!
  264. Mar 20 23:01:22 <Mirai> Gliscor!
  265. Mar 20 23:01:41 <Mirai> "Grrrr, c'mon, finish 'em off Mecca!"
  266. Mar 20 23:01:42 * Melons looks at her broom in admi- ohgodmoresneezing, too close.
  267. Mar 20 23:02:07 <Mirai> 1d20 Acrobatics
  268. Mar 20 23:02:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Acrobatics: 17 [1d20=17]
  269. Mar 20 23:02:20 <Melons> Ouch.
  270. Mar 20 23:02:52 <Mirai> 4d10+15+28 Ouch.
  271. Mar 20 23:02:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Ouch.: 66 [4d10=5,8,1,9]
  272. Mar 20 23:03:10 <Melons> Sleight's up.
  273. Mar 20 23:03:19 <Mirai> New Round!
  274. Mar 20 23:03:27 <Mirai> Mirai doesn't use any items this time.
  275. Mar 20 23:03:30 <Mirai> Typhlosion!
  276. Mar 20 23:03:53 <Melons> Doesn't Paralysis still cut initiative or speed or something?
  277. Mar 20 23:04:08 <Mirai> oh right
  278. Mar 20 23:04:12 <Melons> -4 Speed CSs!
  279. Mar 20 23:04:36 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Sleight > Mel = Gliscor > Typhlosion > Mirai
  280. Mar 20 23:04:40 <Mirai> Sleight!
  281. Mar 20 23:05:35 <Melons> 1d20+1 Hone Claws + Vicious + Dark Pulse the Gliscor
  282. Mar 20 23:05:36 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Hone Claws + Vicious + Dark Pulse the Gliscor: 18 [1d20=17]
  283. Mar 20 23:05:52 <Melons> 3d8+10+27 And you flinched
  284. Mar 20 23:05:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, And you flinched: 45 [3d8=3,1,4]
  285. Mar 20 23:05:56 <Mirai> Ambush
  286. Mar 20 23:07:06 <Mirai> Since it can't use Acrobatics at the moment, it goes with...
  287. Mar 20 23:07:21 <Mirai> 1d20 Struggle!
  288. Mar 20 23:07:21 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Struggle!: 8 [1d20=8]
  289. Mar 20 23:07:27 <Mirai> ...AC 4
  290. Mar 20 23:07:33 <Mirai> ...I believe that hits, actually.
  291. Mar 20 23:07:36 <Melons> Yup :<
  292. Mar 20 23:08:13 <Mirai> 1d8+6+28 and auto-flinch
  293. Mar 20 23:08:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, and auto-flinch: 35 [1d8=1]
  294. Mar 20 23:08:19 <Melons> doooooown :<
  295. Mar 20 23:08:23 <Mirai> No turn for Sleight~
  296. Mar 20 23:08:26 <Mirai> ...because he's DOWN
  297. Mar 20 23:08:49 <Melons> But seeing as how it's Mel's turn, Koa's right back out.
  298. Mar 20 23:09:09 <Mirai> And since that went off before Sleight did its move...
  299. Mar 20 23:09:13 <Mirai> Koa gets her action!
  300. Mar 20 23:09:21 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Koa = Mel = Gliscor > Typhlosion > Mirai
  301. Mar 20 23:09:24 <Melons> Mel holds until after Koa.
  302. Mar 20 23:09:37 <Melons> 1d20 Water Pulse a dirty, dirty, flying scorpion
  303. Mar 20 23:09:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Water Pulse a dirty, dirty, flying scorpion: 8 [1d20=8]
  304. Mar 20 23:09:59 <Mirai> AC 2, correct? If so, it hits.
  305. Mar 20 23:10:01 <Melons> Woo
  306. Mar 20 23:10:09 <Melons> 2d6+8+23 Drown, you mofo
  307. Mar 20 23:10:10 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Drown, you mofo: 38 [2d6=4,3]
  308. Mar 20 23:10:38 * DiceMaid-9001 is now known as Jessie
  309. Mar 20 23:10:46 <Mirai> It's up! It took massive damage, though!
  310. Mar 20 23:10:56 * Jessie is now known as Meowth
  311. Mar 20 23:11:00 * Meowth is now known as DiceMaid-9001
  312. Mar 20 23:11:16 <Mirai> Mel!
  313. Mar 20 23:12:00 <Melons> Mel unzips her PIRATES uniform, to reveal ohgodshe'swearingitinpublicwhywouldsheeven
  314. Mar 20 23:12:21 <Melons> 1d20 Ignore the embarrassment and MOONBLAST the scorpion
  315. Mar 20 23:12:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Ignore the embarrassment and MOONBLAST the scorpion: 12 [1d20=12]
  316. Mar 20 23:12:30 <Mirai> "Save that for the bed-wha?"
  317. Mar 20 23:12:37 <Melons> 3d8+10+18
  318. Mar 20 23:12:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, 3d8+10+18: 34 [3d8=4,1,1]
  319. Mar 20 23:13:11 <Mirai> Still up!
  320. Mar 20 23:13:33 <Melons> Melons? More like Tomatos. Because she. Yeah. Or is that tomatoes?
  321. Mar 20 23:13:49 <Mirai> Typhlosion!
  322. Mar 20 23:13:52 <Mirai> 1d20 Para
  323. Mar 20 23:13:53 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Para: 14 [1d20=14]
  324. Mar 20 23:13:59 <Mirai> Not takin' that shit
  325. Mar 20 23:14:23 <Mirai> It's suppressed, but it didn't use Lava Plume after that suppression, SO
  326. Mar 20 23:14:28 <Mirai> 1d20 LAVA PLUME
  327. Mar 20 23:14:29 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, LAVA PLUME: 6 [1d20=6]
  328. Mar 20 23:14:48 <Mirai> AC 2
  329. Mar 20 23:14:48 <Melons> AC2 you are the devil, hit
  330. Mar 20 23:15:41 <Mirai> well my three is stuck on my keyboard so
  331. Mar 20 23:15:59 <Melons> Use the power of addition!
  332. Mar 20 23:16:21 <Mirai> 2d8+1d8+10+10+22+5 THERE
  333. Mar 20 23:16:22 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, THERE: 59 [2d8=3,2; 1d8=7]
  334. Mar 20 23:18:05 * Melons ;-;s
  335. Mar 20 23:18:21 <Mirai> Mirai uses a Prz Heal on Cinder~
  336. Mar 20 23:18:37 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Typhlosion > Koa = Mel = Gliscor > Mirai
  337. Mar 20 23:18:43 <Mirai> Typhlosion!
  338. Mar 20 23:18:45 <Mirai> ...waits
  339. Mar 20 23:18:54 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Typhlosion > Mel = Gliscor > Mirai
  340. Mar 20 23:19:24 <Mirai> Mel!
  341. Mar 20 23:19:27 <Melons> 1d20 Before the switch, Poison Powder attempt on Typhlosion
  342. Mar 20 23:19:28 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Before the switch, Poison Powder attempt on Typhlosion: 7 [1d20=7]
  343. Mar 20 23:19:37 <Melons> Bluuuuh.
  344. Mar 20 23:19:40 <Mirai> HEAT MIRAGE
  345. Mar 20 23:19:42 <Mirai> Miss.
  346. Mar 20 23:20:16 <Melons> Djinni pops out, 16 Initiative+10 this turn
  347. Mar 20 23:20:24 <Mirai> Djinni!
  348. Mar 20 23:20:29 <Melons> Minimize like a champ.
  349. Mar 20 23:21:01 <Mirai> NOTBAD
  350. Mar 20 23:21:12 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Typhlosion > Mel = Gliscor > Djinni > Mirai
  351. Mar 20 23:21:18 <Mirai> Typhlosion unwaits!
  352. Mar 20 23:21:24 <Mirai> And GOES FOR THE KILL
  353. Mar 20 23:21:37 <Mirai> 1d20 Shadow Claw (it's At-will now, so EOT when it's suppressed~)
  354. Mar 20 23:21:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Shadow Claw (it's At-will now, so EOT when it's suppressed~): 4 [1d20=4]
  355. Mar 20 23:21:54 <Melons> (the AW is an error)
  356. Mar 20 23:22:02 <Melons> (All the type-equivalents like Night Slash are EOT)
  357. Mar 20 23:22:12 <Mirai> (Oh, WELL THEN)
  358. Mar 20 23:22:16 <Mirai> Well whatever it did
  359. Mar 20 23:22:17 <Mirai> it missed
  360. Mar 20 23:22:34 <Mirai> Gliscor!
  361. Mar 20 23:22:45 <Mirai> Eyes that floating chandelier leerily
  362. Mar 20 23:23:11 <Mirai> Then goes in for POISON JAB
  363. Mar 20 23:23:15 <Mirai> 1d20 Poison Jab
  364. Mar 20 23:23:16 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Poison Jab: 4 [1d20=4]
  365. Mar 20 23:23:19 <Melons> Whiff.
  366. Mar 20 23:23:19 <Mirai> Miss.
  367. Mar 20 23:23:28 <Mirai> Mirai shrugs.
  368. Mar 20 23:23:30 <Mirai> New round!
  369. Mar 20 23:23:37 <Mirai> Typhlosion!
  370. Mar 20 23:23:42 <Mirai> 1d20 Rock Slide
  371. Mar 20 23:23:43 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Rock Slide: 15 [1d20=15]
  372. Mar 20 23:24:11 <Melons> Aw, it hits.
  373. Mar 20 23:24:15 <Mirai> ~
  374. Mar 20 23:24:39 <Mirai> 2d8+10+31+5 Rock damage
  375. Mar 20 23:24:40 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Rock damage: 50 [2d8=3,1]
  376. Mar 20 23:25:16 <Melons> The Chandelure reels a bit.
  377. Mar 20 23:25:50 <Melons> 1d20 Moonblast the scorpion again
  378. Mar 20 23:25:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Moonblast the scorpion again: 16 [1d20=16]
  379. Mar 20 23:26:03 <Mirai> Hit!
  380. Mar 20 23:26:08 <Melons> 3d8+10+18 Suck -1 Special Attack CS...cuz...yeah...
  381. Mar 20 23:26:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Suck -1 Special Attack CS...cuz...yeah...: 40 [3d8=3,2,7]
  382. Mar 20 23:26:30 <Mirai> And it goes DOWN
  383. Mar 20 23:26:39 <Mirai> "Score one for Mel~”
  384. Mar 20 23:26:50 <Mirai> Djinni!
  385. Mar 20 23:26:52 <Melons> "Yeah...o-only down by 3 now..."
  386. Mar 20 23:26:58 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Typhlosion > Mel > Djinni > Mirai
  387. Mar 20 23:27:36 <Melons> 1d20 Fuggit, Flame Burst the thing.
  388. Mar 20 23:27:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Fuggit, Flame Burst the thing.: 7 [1d20=7]
  389. Mar 20 23:27:43 <Melons> AC2
  390. Mar 20 23:27:51 <Mirai> WELL
  391. Mar 20 23:28:01 <Mirai> YOU SURE ARE LUCKY IT DOESN'T HAVE FLASH FIRE
  392. Mar 20 23:28:02 <Mirai> That hits.
  393. Mar 20 23:28:13 <Melons> Less lucky, more I counted :D
  394. Mar 20 23:28:23 <Melons> 2d10+10+26
  395. Mar 20 23:28:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, 2d10+10+26: 49 [2d10=3,10]
  396. Mar 20 23:29:03 <Mirai> ...barely up!
  397. Mar 20 23:30:16 <Mirai> Mirai!
  398. Mar 20 23:30:23 <Mirai> "Well, about time I put something else in~"
  399. Mar 20 23:31:02 <Mirai> Switch to Sliggoo
  400. Mar 20 23:31:24 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Typhlosion > Mel > Djinni > Sliggoo > Mirai
  401. Mar 20 23:31:34 <Mirai> And spend her turn Channeling it, of course~
  402. Mar 20 23:32:20 <Mirai> Typhlosion!
  403. Mar 20 23:32:29 <Mirai> ...only has one move left to it
  404. Mar 20 23:32:33 <Mirai> 1d20 Extrasensory!
  405. Mar 20 23:32:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Extrasensory!: 2 [1d20=2]
  406. Mar 20 23:32:39 <Melons> Verynope
  407. Mar 20 23:32:39 <Mirai> MISS
  408. Mar 20 23:32:42 <Mirai> Mel!
  409. Mar 20 23:33:02 <Melons> Confuse Ray the Sliggoo!
  410. Mar 20 23:33:11 <Mirai> It's confused!
  411. Mar 20 23:33:14 <Mirai> Djinni!
  412. Mar 20 23:33:35 <Melons> 1d20 Fire Spin the Sliggoo, AC4
  413. Mar 20 23:33:37 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Fire Spin the Sliggoo, AC4: 5 [1d20=5]
  414. Mar 20 23:33:47 <Mirai> Miss.
  415. Mar 20 23:34:24 <Mirai> Sliggoo!
  416. Mar 20 23:34:51 <Mirai> 1d20 Muddy Water.
  417. Mar 20 23:34:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Muddy Water.: 9 [1d20=9]
  418. Mar 20 23:34:57 <Mirai> ...AC 5, so that misses.
  419. Mar 20 23:35:05 <Melons> Quite.
  420. Mar 20 23:35:14 <Mirai> Mirai!
  421. Mar 20 23:35:19 <Mirai> Shurgs.
  422. Mar 20 23:35:25 <Mirai> Typhlosion!
  423. Mar 20 23:35:53 <Melons> Also it was confused
  424. Mar 20 23:35:54 <Melons> so...
  425. Mar 20 23:36:00 <Mirai> ...Passes turn, as all it can do is Extrasensory (which is currently EOT) And struggle (which won't do anything to Djinni)
  426. Mar 20 23:36:01 <Mirai> oh right
  427. Mar 20 23:36:02 <Mirai> 1d20
  428. Mar 20 23:36:03 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, 1d20: 3 [1d20=3]
  429. Mar 20 23:36:07 <Mirai> hits itself
  430. Mar 20 23:36:26 <Mirai> 1d8+6+23
  431. Mar 20 23:36:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, 1d8+6+23: 33 [1d8=4]
  432. Mar 20 23:36:43 <Melons> 1d20 AC4 Heat Wave just the Sliggoo
  433. Mar 20 23:36:44 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, AC4 Heat Wave just the Sliggoo: 8 [1d20=8]
  434. Mar 20 23:37:04 <Mirai> Miss, it has 5 Special evade.
  435. Mar 20 23:37:29 <Mirai> 1d20 Sliggoo confuse
  436. Mar 20 23:37:30 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Sliggoo confuse: 18 [1d20=18]
  437. Mar 20 23:37:34 <Mirai> SNAPS OUT OF IT
  438. Mar 20 23:37:59 <Mirai> 1d20 Dragon Breath!
  439. Mar 20 23:38:00 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Dragon Breath!: 6 [1d20=6]
  440. Mar 20 23:38:06 <Melons> Lul, so cute.
  441. Mar 20 23:38:13 <Mirai> Miss, presumably, since ac 2
  442. Mar 20 23:38:20 <Melons> Quite miss.
  443. Mar 20 23:38:22 <Mirai> Mirai's all like EH
  444. Mar 20 23:38:27 <Mirai> Typhlosion!
  445. Mar 20 23:38:31 <Mirai> 1d20 Extrasensory
  446. Mar 20 23:38:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Extrasensory: 15 [1d20=15]
  447. Mar 20 23:38:39 <Melons> Aaaaaaaw, hit.
  448. Mar 20 23:38:57 <Mirai> 2d8+10+32+5
  449. Mar 20 23:38:58 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, 2d8+10+32+5: 55 [2d8=1,7]
  450. Mar 20 23:39:07 <Mirai> Mel!
  451. Mar 20 23:39:15 <Melons> Djinni isn't looking too...hot?
  452. Mar 20 23:40:01 * Melons Quick Switches to Shadeling the Shuppet! Speed of 5, 15 initiative this round.
  453. Mar 20 23:40:02 <Mirai> Mel~
  454. Mar 20 23:40:08 <Melons> 1d20 Moonblast the dragon
  455. Mar 20 23:40:09 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Moonblast the dragon: 12 [1d20=12]
  456. Mar 20 23:40:14 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Typhlosion > Mel > Shadeling > Sliggoo > Mirai
  457. Mar 20 23:40:16 <Mirai> ow
  458. Mar 20 23:40:24 <Melons> 3d8+10+18
  459. Mar 20 23:40:25 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, 3d8+10+18: 46 [3d8=7,7,4]
  460. Mar 20 23:41:28 <Mirai> It gets a sizzling hole in its flesh, making it give out a pained burble. Single Injury.
  461. Mar 20 23:41:38 <Mirai> Shadeling!
  462. Mar 20 23:41:46 <Melons> 1d20 Let's go with a nice, simple Shadow Sneak on the dragon.
  463. Mar 20 23:41:47 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Let's go with a nice, simple Shadow Sneak on the dragon.: 3 [1d20=3]
  464. Mar 20 23:41:51 <Melons> Or let's not.
  465. Mar 20 23:42:02 <Melons> Ghost Step!
  466. Mar 20 23:42:03 <Mirai> ...hit.
  467. Mar 20 23:42:06 <Melons> ...oh
  468. Mar 20 23:42:18 <Melons> 2d6+10+30 But still ghost step
  469. Mar 20 23:42:19 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, But still ghost step: 52 [2d6=6,6]
  470. Mar 20 23:42:40 <Mirai> Absorb Force!
  471. Mar 20 23:42:42 <Mirai> It's resisted.
  472. Mar 20 23:43:17 <Mirai> Mirai returns the Typhlosion and uses a Hyper Potion on the Sliggoo.
  473. Mar 20 23:43:29 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Mel > Shadeling > Sliggoo > Mirai
  474. Mar 20 23:43:39 <Mirai> On its turn...
  475. Mar 20 23:43:55 <Melons> "Oh, looks like you figured it out~!"
  476. Mar 20 23:44:35 <Mirai> It...oh yeah, doesn't do anything.
  477. Mar 20 23:44:39 <Mirai> Mel!
  478. Mar 20 23:44:54 <Melons> 1d20 Ominous Wind a dragonslug.
  479. Mar 20 23:44:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Ominous Wind a dragonslug.: 12 [1d20=12]
  480. Mar 20 23:45:05 <Melons> 2d6+8+18 Yaaaaawn.
  481. Mar 20 23:45:08 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Yaaaaawn.: 33 [2d6=4,3]
  482. Mar 20 23:45:08 <Mirai> Hits.
  483. Mar 20 23:45:31 <Mirai> Doesn't seem to do anything, though!
  484. Mar 20 23:45:38 <Melons> Shadeling's back down to a gentleman's 5 speed!
  485. Mar 20 23:45:39 <Mirai> Shadeling comes back about now!
  486. Mar 20 23:45:53 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Mel > Sliggoo > Shadeling = Mirai
  487. Mar 20 23:46:02 <Melons> And then he disappears from the field entirely.
  488. Mar 20 23:46:07 <Mirai> Sliggoo holds its turn.
  489. Mar 20 23:46:23 <Mirai> ...and then gives a look to Mirai. "Yeah, I know..."
  490. Mar 20 23:46:41 <Melons> OhgoditwantstohurtmeIknowit.
  491. Mar 20 23:46:54 <Mirai> Mirai, after some deliberation, sends out Jellicent!
  492. Mar 20 23:47:08 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Mel > Jellicent = Sliggoo > Shadeling = Mirai
  493. Mar 20 23:47:24 <Mirai> She hasn't used a command action yet, SO
  494. Mar 20 23:47:28 <Mirai> RAIN DANCE!
  495. Mar 20 23:47:40 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Rain Dance 1/5 | Mel > Jellicent = Sliggoo > Shadeling = Mirai
  496. Mar 20 23:47:43 <Mirai> New round!
  497. Mar 20 23:48:03 <Melons> 1d20 MOONBLAST DRAGONSLIME
  498. Mar 20 23:48:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, MOONBLAST DRAGONSLIME: 15 [1d20=15]
  499. Mar 20 23:48:22 <Mirai> Protect!
  500. Mar 20 23:48:25 <Mirai> Nothing happens.
  501. Mar 20 23:48:32 <Mirai> The Jellicent holds its turn.
  502. Mar 20 23:48:39 <Mirai> The Sliggoo gains some of its HP back from Dry Skin!
  503. Mar 20 23:49:00 <Melons> 1d20 Bring the ghostly law down upon Sliggoo
  504. Mar 20 23:49:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Bring the ghostly law down upon Sliggoo: 19 [1d20=19]
  505. Mar 20 23:49:17 <Mirai> WHAM
  506. Mar 20 23:49:26 <Melons> 3d12+10+30 Damn, so close. Also for what it's worth, the melee move strikes a little bit at range.
  507. Mar 20 23:49:27 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Damn, so close. Also for what it's worth, the melee move strikes a little bit at range.: 61 [3d12=8,12,1]
  508. Mar 20 23:50:00 <Mirai> That tears a gash in it! MASSIVE DAMAGE
  509. Mar 20 23:50:03 <Mirai> Unfortunate
  510. Mar 20 23:50:07 <Mirai> ly
  511. Mar 20 23:50:25 <Mirai> Shadeling suddenly FEELS something coming from behind, and then...
  512. Mar 20 23:50:42 <Mirai> 1d20 Jellicent looks it square in the face and point blank Shadow Balls
  513. Mar 20 23:50:43 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Jellicent looks it square in the face and point blank Shadow Balls: 9 [1d20=9]
  514. Mar 20 23:50:47 <Mirai> AC 2
  515. Mar 20 23:50:51 <Melons> Hit.
  516. Mar 20 23:51:25 <Mirai> 3d8+10+19
  517. Mar 20 23:51:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, 3d8+10+19: 45 [3d8=8,2,6]
  518. Mar 20 23:52:12 <Melons> He's really, really hurt, but most certainly up!
  519. Mar 20 23:52:18 <Mirai> Mirai pats the poor Sliggoo on the head. ;_;
  520. Mar 20 23:52:24 <Mirai> New round! Mel!
  521. Mar 20 23:52:28 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Rain Dance 2/5 | Mel > Jellicent = Sliggoo > Shadeling = Mirai
  522. Mar 20 23:52:48 <Melons> 1d20 Shadow Ball the Jellicent
  523. Mar 20 23:52:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Shadow Ball the Jellicent: 17 [1d20=17]
  524. Mar 20 23:53:08 <Mirai> Hit.
  525. Mar 20 23:53:10 <Melons> 2d8+10+18 And -1 Sp. Def. CS
  526. Mar 20 23:53:11 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, And -1 Sp. Def. CS: 39 [2d8=7,4]
  527. Mar 20 23:53:25 * Dahlia is now known as Kain
  528. Mar 20 23:53:26 <Mirai> It was at +1 to begin with, so not a big deal
  529. Mar 20 23:53:47 * Rosetta is now known as castfromhp
  530. Mar 20 23:54:21 <Mirai> Pressure is being exerted.
  531. Mar 20 23:54:29 <Mirai> Jellicent!
  532. Mar 20 23:54:37 <Melons> 1d20 Shadeling Shadow Sneak's Jellicent and then Ghost Steps
  533. Mar 20 23:54:39 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Shadeling Shadow Sneak's Jellicent and then Ghost Steps: 12 [1d20=12]
  534. Mar 20 23:54:47 <Mirai> Hit.
  535. Mar 20 23:54:59 <Melons> 2d6+10+30
  536. Mar 20 23:54:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, 2d6+10+30: 51 [2d6=6,5]
  537. Mar 20 23:56:09 <Mirai> Now, THAT hurt much more. MASSIVE DAMAGE!
  538. Mar 20 23:56:13 <Mirai> ...Jellicent.
  539. Mar 20 23:56:15 <Mirai> ...
  540. Mar 20 23:56:17 <Mirai> Recover!
  541. Mar 20 23:58:58 <Mirai> Sliggoo waits around, gaining some of its HP back
  542. Mar 20 23:59:18 <Mirai> Mirai uses a Super Potion on Sliggoo!
  543. Mar 21 00:00:03 <Mirai> Overheal!
  544. Mar 21 00:00:10 <Mirai> Sliggoo gets some Temp HP
  545. Mar 21 00:00:37 <Mirai> New round!
  546. Mar 21 00:00:39 <Mirai> Mel!
  547. Mar 21 00:00:43 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Rain Dance 3/5 | Mel > Jellicent = Sliggoo > Shadeling = Mirai
  548. Mar 21 00:01:17 <Melons> 1d20 Mel backs up to max range of 6 from JEllicent and Will-O-Wisps it, AC5
  549. Mar 21 00:01:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Mel backs up to max range of 6 from JEllicent and Will-O-Wisps it, AC5: 2 [1d20=2]
  550. Mar 21 00:01:26 <Mirai> Miss.
  551. Mar 21 00:01:41 <Mirai> Jellicent and Sliggoo hold their turns.
  552. Mar 21 00:02:22 <Melons> Shadeling appe- nope, disappearing one last time because he has so many goddamn ways to do this.
  553. Mar 21 00:02:43 <Mirai> They do nothing then. Sliggoo gets some HP back.
  554. Mar 21 00:02:56 <Mirai> ...except it doesn't, because it hit its temp max
  555. Mar 21 00:03:29 <Mirai> Mirai SHURGS. "That scared of the rain?"
  556. Mar 21 00:03:50 <Melons> Presumably Mel is just drenched by now and doesn't look particularly happy about it.
  557. Mar 21 00:04:33 <Mirai> "Might want to zip up that jacket!" Mirai had the sense to bring an umbrella.
  558. Mar 21 00:04:48 <Mirai> New Round!
  559. Mar 21 00:04:50 <Melons> "I-I'm fine!" Maxhumphing.
  560. Mar 21 00:04:54 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Rain Dance 4/5 | Mel > Jellicent = Sliggoo > Shadeling = Mirai
  561. Mar 21 00:04:57 <Mirai> Mel!
  562. Mar 21 00:04:58 <Melons> 1d20 AC6 Poison Powder the badghost
  563. Mar 21 00:04:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, AC6 Poison Powder the badghost: 19 [1d20=19]
  564. Mar 21 00:05:10 <Mirai> Poisoned!
  565. Mar 21 00:05:46 <Mirai> Jellicent and Sliggoo hold their turns again
  566. Mar 21 00:06:22 <Mirai> Shadeling!
  567. Mar 21 00:06:30 <Melons> 1d20 Let's do it Dicey, drop the hammer on the Jellicent.
  568. Mar 21 00:06:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Let's do it Dicey, drop the hammer on the Jellicent.: 17 [1d20=17]
  569. Mar 21 00:06:58 <Melons> 3d12+10+30 I was hoping more for max hammer, but that's a p. good hammer too.
  570. Mar 21 00:06:59 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, I was hoping more for max hammer, but that's a p. good hammer too.: 65 [3d12=8,5,12]
  571. Mar 21 00:07:30 <Mirai> It baaaarely scrapes by with 1 HP.
  572. Mar 21 00:07:38 <Mirai> Then it uses Recover before taking Poison damage
  573. Mar 21 00:08:36 <Mirai> Sliggoo, on the other hand, isn't so complacent
  574. Mar 21 00:09:04 <Mirai> 1d20 Dragon Breath!
  575. Mar 21 00:09:04 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Dragon Breath!: 17 [1d20=17]
  576. Mar 21 00:09:12 <Mirai> Paralyze!
  577. Mar 21 00:09:16 <Melons> B-By lil' guy ;-;
  578. Mar 21 00:09:18 <Melons> +e
  579. Mar 21 00:09:38 <Melons> Though Cursed Body does trigger.
  580. Mar 21 00:09:40 <Mirai> 2d8+10+28
  581. Mar 21 00:09:41 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, 2d8+10+28: 41 [2d8=1,2]
  582. Mar 21 00:10:35 <Mirai> Mirai uses a Potion!
  583. Mar 21 00:10:39 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Rain Dance 5/5 | Mel > Jellicent = Sliggoo > Shadeling = Mirai
  584. Mar 21 00:10:50 <Mirai> On the Jellicent, that is
  585. Mar 21 00:10:58 <Mirai> Overheal triggers!
  586. Mar 21 00:11:12 <Mirai> Mel!
  587. Mar 21 00:11:37 * Melons swaps Djinni back out, putting her as far away as goddamn possible from the Sliggoo while being in range of the Jellicent at...9 yards. 26 initiative this turn, then 16
  588. Mar 21 00:11:40 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Rain Dance 5/5 | Mel > Djinni > Jellicent = Sliggoo = Mirai
  589. Mar 21 00:12:01 <Melons> 1d20 Ominous Wind a jellybeard
  590. Mar 21 00:12:02 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Ominous Wind a jellybeard: 8 [1d20=8]
  591. Mar 21 00:12:02 <Mirai> Djinni!
  592. Mar 21 00:12:23 <Mirai> AC 2...so barely hits.
  593. Mar 21 00:12:30 <Melons> 2d6+8+18
  594. Mar 21 00:12:31 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, 2d6+8+18: 31 [2d6=4,1]
  595. Mar 21 00:12:56 <Mirai> Oh I forgot about Poison. Oh well. Still hits regardless.
  596. Mar 21 00:13:05 <Melons> 1d20 We the gambling type Djinni, AC2 Hex the Jellicent.
  597. Mar 21 00:13:07 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, We the gambling type Djinni, AC2 Hex the Jellicent.: 12 [1d20=12]
  598. Mar 21 00:13:50 <Melons> 5d10+20+26 Assuming it hits, KABOOM
  599. Mar 21 00:13:51 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Assuming it hits, KABOOM: 78 [5d10=9,10,2,6,5]
  600. Mar 21 00:14:29 <Mirai> Down it goes.
  601. Mar 21 00:14:37 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Rain Dance 5/5 | Mel > Djinni > Sliggoo = Mirai
  602. Mar 21 00:16:17 <Mirai> Sliggoo :/s
  603. Mar 21 00:16:35 <Melons> "S-Sorry?"
  604. Mar 21 00:16:58 <Mirai> Mirai returns the Jellicent and sends out a TOGEKISS right next to Djinni
  605. Mar 21 00:17:12 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Rain Dance 5/5 | Mel > Djinni >Togekiss > Sliggoo = Mirai
  606. Mar 21 00:17:51 <Mirai> Actually scratch that
  607. Mar 21 00:17:58 <Mirai> she releases it next to the Sliggoo
  608. Mar 21 00:17:59 <Mirai> ...
  609. Mar 21 00:18:06 <Mirai> The Sliggoo hops on the Togekiss' back.
  610. Mar 21 00:20:15 <Mirai> The Togekiss uses a Sprint action to go 12 Meters, catching up to Djinni, and then with that momentum sends the Sliggoo FLYING OFF and right next to Djinni.
  611. Mar 21 00:20:37 <Mirai> 1d20 Poison Tail, bitch.
  612. Mar 21 00:20:38 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Poison Tail, bitch.: 10 [1d20=10]
  613. Mar 21 00:20:41 <Melons> "Did...you just..."
  614. Mar 21 00:21:10 <Melons> Oh, that does in fact miss by the way.
  615. Mar 21 00:21:19 <Mirai> I know Minimize lasts the encounter but bonuses go away when you return a pokemon.
  616. Mar 21 00:21:54 <Melons> Oh damn, I would have baton passed it if you said it earleir :<
  617. Mar 21 00:22:07 <Mirai> In fact, it doesn't say the Evasion sticks, just the size. We'll bug the devs later about that
  618. Mar 21 00:23:01 <Mirai> Either way.
  619. Mar 21 00:23:33 <Mirai> 1d8+8+23
  620. Mar 21 00:23:34 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, 1d8+8+23: 36 [1d8=5]
  621. Mar 21 00:24:19 <Mirai> Poison Damage
  622. Mar 21 00:24:34 <Mirai> Mirai grins at her goofy manuever.
  623. Mar 21 00:24:39 <Mirai> New Round!
  624. Mar 21 00:24:43 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Mel > Djinni >Togekiss > Sliggoo = Mirai
  625. Mar 21 00:24:53 <Mirai> Good thing you got rid of Jellicent, Rain Dance is Dailyx2 now
  626. Mar 21 00:25:20 <Mirai> Mel!
  627. Mar 21 00:25:25 <Melons> Djinni hardly even budges.
  628. Mar 21 00:25:53 <Melons> 1d20 Moonblast a dragon
  629. Mar 21 00:25:54 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Moonblast a dragon: 20 [1d20=20]
  630. Mar 21 00:26:03 <Mirai> WELP
  631. Mar 21 00:26:17 <Melons> 6d8+20+18 And drop another sp. attack CS!
  632. Mar 21 00:26:17 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, And drop another sp. attack CS!: 67 [6d8=1,5,7,1,8,7]
  633. Mar 21 00:27:21 <Mirai> Sliggoo will live.
  634. Mar 21 00:27:42 <Mirai> Though barely.
  635. Mar 21 00:27:44 <Mirai> Djinni!
  636. Mar 21 00:27:48 <Melons> 1d20 Heat Wave Sliggoo and Togekiss
  637. Mar 21 00:27:49 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Heat Wave Sliggoo and Togekiss: 8 [1d20=8]
  638. Mar 21 00:27:52 <Melons> AC4
  639. Mar 21 00:28:12 <Mirai> Misses Sliggoo
  640. Mar 21 00:28:25 <Mirai> ...and misses the Toge, too
  641. Mar 21 00:28:31 <Mirai> Wow
  642. Mar 21 00:28:36 <Mirai> Such wall
  643. Mar 21 00:28:49 <Melons> oh wait, smite
  644. Mar 21 00:28:56 <Melons> 3d12+10+26
  645. Mar 21 00:28:57 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, 3d12+10+26: 58 [3d12=5,5,12]
  646. Mar 21 00:28:59 <Mirai> oh right
  647. Mar 21 00:30:07 <Mirai> Sliggoo...TAKES EXACTLY ENOUGH FOR A KO
  648. Mar 21 00:30:55 <Mirai> Toge is MAAAAAD
  649. Mar 21 00:31:03 <Mirai> "Excel, bind 'em down!"
  650. Mar 21 00:31:07 <Mirai> THUNDER WAVE
  651. Mar 21 00:31:22 <Melons> "Y-You want to what now?"
  652. Mar 21 00:31:29 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Mel >Togekiss > Djinni = Mirai
  653. Mar 21 00:31:34 * Mirai has changed the topic to: Mel >Togekiss > Djinni > Mirai
  654. Mar 21 00:31:49 <Mirai> Mirai!
  655. Mar 21 00:32:10 <Mirai> Weighs her options. "Eh, I think I've used enough double battling." OUt of AP.
  656. Mar 21 00:32:34 <Mirai> She uses a Potion on Togekiss for OVERHEAL
  657. Mar 21 00:32:52 <Mirai> Mel!
  658. Mar 21 00:33:43 <Melons> 1d20 Fuckit, Moonblast, fairy don't resist fairy
  659. Mar 21 00:33:45 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Fuckit, Moonblast, fairy don't resist fairy: 6 [1d20=6]
  660. Mar 21 00:33:56 <Melons> Do believe that's a miss.
  661. Mar 21 00:34:09 <Melons> wait
  662. Mar 21 00:34:11 <Melons> did I do that last turn?
  663. Mar 21 00:34:12 <Melons> I did
  664. Mar 21 00:34:14 <Melons> STill miss though.
  665. Mar 21 00:34:34 <Mirai> Still a miss.
  666. Mar 21 00:35:05 <Mirai> Togekiss!
  667. Mar 21 00:35:13 <Mirai> 1d20 Ancient Power!
  668. Mar 21 00:35:14 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, Ancient Power!: 17 [1d20=17]
  669. Mar 21 00:35:20 <Melons> So rude.
  670. Mar 21 00:35:47 <Mirai> Serene Grace!
  671. Mar 21 00:36:06 <Mirai> All Combat stages +1!
  672. Mar 21 00:36:14 <Melons> After the damage roll.
  673. Mar 21 00:36:25 <Mirai> After, yes
  674. Mar 21 00:36:37 <Mirai> But there was already a +1, SO
  675. Mar 21 00:37:05 <Mirai> 2d6+8+31
  676. Mar 21 00:37:05 <DiceMaid-9001> Mirai, 2d6+8+31: 41 [2d6=1,1]
  677. Mar 21 00:37:10 <Mirai> pfff
  678. Mar 21 00:37:24 <Melons> Djinni down :<
  679. Mar 21 00:37:42 <Mirai> Mel ran out of usable Pokemon!
  680. Mar 21 00:37:42 * Melons is out of usuable pokemon. ;-;
  681. Mar 21 00:37:51 * Melons whited o- started sniffling.
  682. Mar 21 00:38:09 <Mirai> Mirai does a little fistpump. "All right, works for me~"
  683. Mar 21 00:39:11 <Melons> "I....I...I'm supposed to protect you." ;-;
  684. Mar 21 00:39:27 <Mirai> "Who said you weren't~?"
  685. Mar 21 00:39:48 <Melons> "Y-You're stronger than me..." ;-;
  686. Mar 21 00:41:51 <Mirai> "And what's wrong with that?" She walks up to you now and grabs you by the shoulders. "Hey. Look me in the eyes."
  687. Mar 21 00:42:49 * Melons looks her right in the eyes, with minimal teeth grinding thanks to Med training.
  688. Mar 21 00:43:24 <Mirai> "Oooh, you're getting better at this!" She smiles. "Anyway, repeat after me:"
  689. Mar 21 00:43:47 <Mirai> "I might not be the absolute best at Pokemon Battling..."
  690. Mar 21 00:44:25 <Melons> OhgodamIsupposedtowaituntilshe'sdonesayingitallordotheawkwardlinebylinething.
  691. Mar 21 00:44:53 <Mirai> She waits.
  692. Mar 21 00:45:08 <Melons> With some blubbering, "I m-m-might not be the best at battling..." OhgodIparaphrased.
  693. Mar 21 00:45:54 <Mirai> "But I'm good at a lot of things!"
  694. Mar 21 00:46:47 <Melons> "B-But...I'm good at a lot of things?" It's not quite clear whether she's just hesitant or asking.
  695. Mar 21 00:47:16 <Mirai> "Like scary stories and books and doing weird ghosty things!"
  696. Mar 21 00:48:29 <Melons> "Like reading creepypastas and...th-they're not weird!"
  697. Mar 21 00:49:00 <Mirai> "And Mirai loves me for the things I'm good at and the things I'm bad at!"
  698. Mar 21 00:50:17 <Melons> "And Mirai l-.....l-l-loves?! Not...not just like...likes or like likes?!" Her tone is somewhere between worry and hope.
  699. Mar 21 00:50:26 <Mirai> She nods.
  700. Mar 21 00:51:30 <Melons> "I...I love you too!" Squeeze hug. Then she pulls back a bit. Then she moves in again. Then pulls back once more hesitating. Then she goes in for the kiss.
  701. Mar 21 00:51:47 <Mirai> Mmmmph~
  702. Mar 21 00:51:56 <Mirai> Mirai reacts well to that
  703. Mar 21 00:52:00 <Mirai> smoochsmoochsnog
  704. Mar 21 00:52:24 <Melons> 4d6+4 Can I lie to myself that I'm ready?
  705. Mar 21 00:52:26 <DiceMaid-9001> Melons, Can I lie to myself that I'm ready?: 22 [4d6=4,2,6,6]
  706. Mar 21 00:52:27 <Mirai> A passerby makes a gagging motion, but you're too preoccupied with snogging ot see it
  707. Mar 21 00:52:34 <Mirai> I'd say yes~
  708. Mar 21 00:53:10 * Melons whispers into Mirai's ear after the snurklorsnoging. "Um...uh...you wanna maybe...come back to my room for a bit?"
  709. Mar 21 00:54:04 <Mirai> "Sure~"
  710. Mar 21 00:54:28 <Melons> Fade to long soggy walk back to lewd?
  711. Mar 21 00:55:07 <Mirai> MMMMHMMMM
  712. Mar 21 00:55:09 <Mirai> </mini>
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