A long text.

I post this on pastebin because my question is short but I want to write a long text. If you are continue reading this piece of shit, you are very mad. At this point you should already skip to the end of this text to read my question. Why are you reading this? Do you have too much time? I already told you, that the important part is at the end. So please skip to the end of this long text. It's just a waste of time. Do you even listen? Hello? Again! You only have to read the end of this text. This text is very long, you don't have to read everything. You don't listen to me right? You think, that it's funny reading this. But it's not! It's a boring text! Nothing funny... no action... just a boring text. Ok, you will reach the end in a few seconds. 5 seconds remaining... 4 seconds remaining... 3 seconds remaining... 2 seconds remaining... 1 second remaining... And here is the question: Is your cat still alive?