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- >>23194062
- >>Name a satyr (or two) and think of a pet for them. If a dog/cat, name the breed
- "Hey, sweetie, I got you a present!"
- >You brace yourself as Laika comes racing down the hall, crashes into the wall, and then scrabbles over to you.
- >It's cruel, but smooth flooring is endlessly funny.
- >"Is present? Where?"
- >Very briefly, she hugs you, and then starts trying to peek behind you, but stays huddled around your legs.
- "It's out front, c'mon."
- >She grabs your arm, and starts swinging back and forth, pulling on your arm.
- >Normally, you'd hate it. But you'd been a week in Canterlot at this year's EngiCon, and she'd missed you.
- >As you open the door, she races off, bounding and leaping across the grass in paroxysms of joy.
- >What you wouldn't give to be young again.
- >Reaching out a hand, she goes to lift the cloth off of the present.
- >When it screeches, she screeches back, and runs to hide behind your legs.
- "Hey, hey, it's okay. She's just frightened. It was a busy trip, she hasn't had a chance to sleep."
- >You pull the cloth off, ignoring the screech, and reveal a grey bird, hanging down from the bars of the cage, red tail splayed out behind it.
- >"Is pigeon?"
- >a sigh.
- "She's a parrot. Kind of like a pigeon."
- >Laika peeks around your legs, which causes the parrot to let out another screech.
- >She screeches back at it. She then turns to you, and tilts her head.
- >"Name is Pigeon."
- >another sigh.
- "Sure, why not. Do you want to go clear some space for it in the front room?"
- >Laika nods, waves goodbye to Pigeon, and bounds inside.
- >Feeling your wife behind you, you turn and wrap her in a hug.
- "The speech therapist said that teaching a parrot to speak might help."
- >Red nods,and rubs her head against your shoulder.
- >"And where is present for wife?"
- "I bought steak?"
- >You feel her swallow, and her hug tightens. You're pretty sure your ribs just creaked.
- "And... I, uh... I got the
- >You lower your voice
- "I got the gravy flavour paint you like"
- >Her tails starts wagging against your knee, her tongue runs up against your throat, then she nibbles your collar.
- "heh, down girl, wait for later. We have to get Pigeon inside first"
- >She lets out a huff, but lessens the affections.
- >You're glad you ate on the train, there's no way she's letting you take the time to cook tonight.
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