Blind Date

1.) She's a Holstaurus. She's wearing a floral-printed sundress, a pair of heavy galoshes, and a scarf. She's of average height. Atypical for her species, she's also flat-chested. However, all the weight from her chest seems to have ventured elsewhere. Her hips, thighs, and butt are all noticeably huge. Even in her loose dress you can see a pretty big bump in the back and get a gander at the inordinate thickness of her thighs. She orders the single-serving vegetarian pizza and a water, eats about half and gets the rest to go. She's very softspoken and seems to be reluctant to talk about herself. Once the conversation finally does shift to her she shyly mentions her organic vegetable garden, her collection of vintage sweaters, and her upcoming independent ukulele album that will be released for free online.

2.) She's a Werewolf. She comes in looking like a trashy punker with ripped jeans, combat boots, and a ragged shirt reading 'STRAY DOG'. Her midriff is exposed. She's very tall and thin, but fit as evidenced by a developed set of abs. Her arms are lined with tattoos and she sports a pretty hefty lip ring. She orders the jumbo hot wing basket and a trio of draft beers. She's loud, boisterous, and carries the conversation, remarking that she decided to tone down her appearance as to not scare you off (she apparently has way more piercings in most of the time). Conversation shifts between casual vulgarity and some surprisingly insightful discussion about the state of the modern music scene.

3.) She's an Orc, of the big and green variety. She stands at an imposing height of about seven feet or so. It's hard to discern her figure exactly but you can tell she's very broad-bodied. She wears baggy, loose-fitting clothes; a pair of jeans and a dense hoodie reading 'I GIVE XP' on the front. She gives the feeling that she either doesn't want to be here or that she's just not accustomed to socialization like this. She orders the triple bacon cheeseburger with curly fries and a coke, eats the whole thing pretty quickly. As the conversation goes on she slowly becomes more talkative, though still awkward. Becomes especially chatty and casual when the conversation shifts to games or television. Ends the date with, 'Hey, wanna come back to my place, smoke a bowl and play Dynasty Warriors? Heh...eheh, just...j-just kiddin'."