The Big Ended Lizard: A Documentary

	You're on your way over to Alphys' place to pick up your wallet, hanging out and watching anime all night left you exhausted, and it must have fallen into her couch or something. You had to trudge through the Hotlands again to get there, why someone would choose to live in such a sweltering climate is beyond you, the air was so thick and hot it made your eyes sting, but at least you could breathe here... Finally, you make it through the Hotlands to her lab. Normally you would wait for Alphys to come to the door, but you were just going to pop in and out real quick, she wont even notice. Once inside you make your way to her living room, if it could even be called that, it consisted of a TV, a table, and an extra deep couch of Alphys' own design; she has to put her tail somewhere. You could hear Alphys in the kitchen preparing a "meal", most likely to watch more anime with. Her diet lately has been rather sub-par, as if it was ever really that good, but recently she seems to have put on a little bit of pudge, nothing drastic, but enough at least to make you notice.

	Ignoring her, you get back to the task at hand, and reach into the couch cushions in an attempt to locate your wallet, it's deeper than you remember. Before you know it you're more than waste deep between the cushions, and you still haven't found your wallet, so you dive in as far as you can, now you're completely inside of the couch. You finally find your wallet at the bottom, and after a bit of a struggle to flip upright, you pop your head out of the cushions, and... Wait, you're stuck, why are you stuck? Probably a combination of gravity, friction, and dammit! Why does she even have this stupid couch? You try fighting your way out but to no avail, your body was completely confined in this stupid couch, but, at least you could breathe here... How were you gonna get out of this one? Alphys probably wouldn't mind you sneaking in too much, but she may be just a bit confused as to why you are currently residing between her couch cushions.

	You hear her coming and quickly decide that the best thing to do is just tell her the truth. So you close your eyes, and take a deep breath to prepare for the impending embarrassment, "Alp-" You're cut off, by her big, fat, ass, sitting directly onto your face. You cannot BELIEVE she just sat on you, how can she not feel you? WHY ISN'T SHE WEARING ANYTHING UNDER HER LAB COAT?! SHE'S SO SWEATY! OH MAN it's so wrong, you don't even really like Alphys that way... do you? NO! This is horrible what are you gonna d- GOOD GOD, THAT SMELL! All at once the odor hits you, her sweat, her sex, her ass, everything that was currently in your face was now taking residence in your nose. It was indescribable, like she hadn't showered in weeks, or even ever. You couldn't believe your nose, it was so horrible, so smelly, so arousing... No! It was gross, it was... Face it, as much as you tried to deny it, the truth in your pants was showing how you really feel; you were beyond enjoying it. The feeling was just as intense as the smell, it was so dirty, like YOU hadn't showered in weeks after only a few seconds contact with her plush, unwashed rear. You've never felt so helpless, like Alphys complete control over you, and to add to that, she had no idea you were even there.

	You don't know why you're enjoying this, but you might as well make the best of it before it all explodes in your face, which is currently pressed cheek to cheek with Alphys' most sensitive areas. So you move you hands to a comfortable location, and brace yourself. You take the biggest inhale you've ever done in your life, fully basking in the horribly intoxicating aroma enveloping you, you stare up at her magnificent golden ass, how perfectly chubby it was, even her tail was thick; all of her, was resting upon you. You could hardly stand it any longer, and it didn't take much more to throw you completely over the edge in ecstasy. It was the most amazing feeling you've ever had. But just as you were finishing up, Alphys slouched down in her seat, putting your nose directly into her pleasure center, and making her shudder in delight. She didn't even look to see what was beneath her, and she didn't care, instead she used it as an opportunity to follow in your footsteps; she helped satisfy you, and now, it was time for you to return the favor. Without any hesitation she began to slowly ride your face back and forth, her naughty bits absolutely saturating your face with her stench. Through her small, yet heavy body you could faintly hear her vocalized delight, as squeaks, and moans escaped into the open air without her control.

	You thought that just the sight and smell of her ass alone was amazing, now she was actually using you to gratify herself, pressing everything right down upon your face, it was driving you absolutely mad. It was clear that Alphys was enjoying herself as well, as she began to quicken her pace, adding a vertical axis to her motions, burying you as deep into herself as she possibly could. In no time her speed, and excitement were reaching their limits, with you following closely behind. Finally on one last bounce, Alphys let out a scream of pure bliss, completely drenching your face in her liquid love, which sent you tumbling after in a plethora of intense emotions, and sensations beyond that of anything you had ever experienced. You both came to rest in a state of euphoria, savoring the event that had just transpired. Alphys, sweating more so than ever before, lazed back, gently resting herself upon you, and flipped the TV on. With the blood properly returning to your brain, you could faintly hear the TV as it announced the 72 hour anime marathon that was starting right now. You inhale slightly, still somewhat aroused by the surrounding aroma, and wonder if you will ever smell the same again after this... Well, at least you could breathe her...