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- [08:18] -- ragingGardener [RG] began pestering justfourWalls [JW] at 20:18 --
- [08:18] RG: I AHTE THIS
- [08:18] RG: I HATE THIS
- [08:18] RG: I LITERALLY HATE YOU
- [08:24] JW: that was a wasted effort
- [08:24] RG: THIS WAS ALL YOUR FAULT
- [08:24] RG: I SAID
- [08:25] RG: "LET ME CUT MY FINGER"
- [08:25] RG: BUT NO
- [08:25] JW: I TOLD HIM TO FUCKING GO BACK INSIDE
- [08:25] JW: BUT NO
- [08:25] JW: HE HAD TO WALK ME HOME
- [08:25] RG: I'M SORRY MY DAD'S A GOOD GUY AND YOUR SHITTY PLAN FELL APART BECAUSE OF IT
- [08:26] JW: WHEN DOES HE EVER WALK ME HOME AFTER WE GET INTO FIST FIGHTS
- [08:26] RG: UGGGGHHH
- [08:26] JW: EXACTLY
- [08:26] JW: THIS WAS ALL HIM
- [08:27] RG: WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT
- [08:28] JW: THEY'RE SPEAKING IN FRENCH AGAIN
- [08:28] JW: I'M LITERALLY SITTING IN BETWEEN THEM
- [08:28] JW: SO THEY COULDN'T SIT ON THE COUCH TOGETHER
- [08:28] RG: UGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
- [08:29] RG: i wonder if he'll recognize debbie. i mean, they're technically related, right?
- [08:29] RG: this is awful
- [08:29] RG: this is the shittiest family reunion ever
- [08:29] JW: i told shelly to come home now
- [08:30] RG: does shelly know we're related
- [08:30] JW: doubt it
- [08:30] JW: "shelly come home, stephen and momma are being weird and friendly" "aw, that's so cute!" SHELLY THIS IS OUR MOTHER
- [08:31] RG: HOW C AN SHE NOT BE AS CONCERNED AS WE ARE
- [08:31] RG: LYNDONS GOING TO CALL YOUR HOUSE
- [08:31] JW: MY MOM TOLD ME TO GO ANSWER THE FUCKGIN PHONE
- [08:31] JW: SHE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO GET IT
- [08:32] RG: THIS TERRIBLE
- [08:32] RG: MAKE ONE OF THEM ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE
- [08:32] JW: "don't be rude, marsh" why is your dad speaking to me like this
- [08:32] RG: HE SPEAKS LIKE THAT TO EVERYONE
- [08:32] JW: THIS IS MY HOUSE
- [08:33] RG: ANSWER THE PHONE BEFORE LYNDON GETS PISSED
- [08:33] JW: FINE FINE FINE
- [08:34] JW: "marsh, is my HUSBAND there?" "can u relax for like five seconds i ran up the stairs to answer the phone"
- [08:34] JW: i'm so gr8
- [08:35] RG: BE NICE TO HIM
- [08:35] JW: I AM BUT I'M PISSED OFF THAT MY MOM INVITED YOUR DAD INTO MY HOUSE THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT
- [08:36] RG: BGGHGHGHG
- [08:36] RG: WHAT'S LYNDON SAYING
- [08:38] JW: "i just want to talk to stephen, sweetheart" well you see, lyndon, the problem is that he is currently glaring at me as i attempt to hand him the phone
- [08:39] RG: i m going to
- [08:39] RG: put my face
- [08:39] RG: inside of a hole
- [08:39] JW: nvm i got him to take the phone
- [08:39] JW: go listen to what lyndon is saying
- [08:40] RG: ugghh
- [08:40] RG: fine
- [08:40] RG: hold on
- [08:40] JW: my mom got up to make more tea
- [08:40] RG: "Are you alright? Is Marsh alright? When are you coming home?"
- [08:41] RG: stares with dead eyes
- [08:41] JW: sighs
- [08:42] RG: wha t iss my dad saying. is lyndon even giving him the chance to speak. he's just firing questions
- [08:42] RG: he looks scared
- [08:42] JW: my mom took the phone and is being super nice, and not like the shitty passive aggressive nice
- [08:43] JW: she's sending stephen home with tea and stuff
- [08:43] RG: ohh
- [08:43] RG: thank god
- [08:43] RG: the nightmare is coming to an end
- [08:43] RG: lyndon looks a little more uhh
- [08:43] RG: relieved
- [08:43] JW: maybe the family dinner wouldn't be too bad, so he could meet my mom and be more
- [08:43] JW: idk
- [08:43] JW: relaxed about things
- [08:43] RG: yyyeahh
- [08:44] RG: lyndon just said goodbye
- [08:45] JW: stephen literally just went "oh thank christ you spoke to him"
- [08:45] RG: M Y DAD
- [08:45] RG: holy fuck
- [08:46] JW: MY MOM JUST LAUGHED AND HE JSUT
- [08:46] JW: LOOKED SO SURPRISED
- [08:46] JW: STOP THIS
- [08:46] RG: TELL HIM TO GO HOME
- [08:46] JW: I'M TRYIGN
- [08:46] JW: SHE HANDED HIM THE TEA???
- [08:47] RG: THANK GOD
- [08:47] JW: HE IS STILL ON MY PROPERTY, HOWEVER
- [08:47] RG: UGGGHHH
- [08:48] JW: this is ridiculous
- [08:48] RG: i just
- [08:48] RG: this has been a terrible day
- [08:49] JW: well, at least my mom has a friend, probably
- [08:49] JW: imagine being around me and jimbo all the fucking time
- [08:50] RG: nnnoooo
- [08:50] RG: NO
- [08:50] JW: HAHA THIS MEANS YOU'RE RELATED TO JIMBO
- [08:50] RG: UGGHH
- [08:50] RG: UGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH
- [08:50] RG: WAIT
- [08:51] RG: THIS MEANS YOU'RE RELATED TO MY DAD
- [08:51] RG: HAH
- [08:51] JW: who is worse, though
- [08:51] RG: i don't want to think about it
- [08:51] RG: idk maybe that's why my dad's always tried to keep an eye out on you
- [08:51] RG: familial obligation and shit
- [08:53] JW: shelly's home
- [08:53] RG: can she seperate our parents
- [08:53] RG: please
- [08:53] JW: immediately, out of stephen's mouth, "OH HEY WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU"
- [08:53] RG: SHIT
- [08:53] RG: YOU DON'T
- [08:53] RG: SAY THAT TO OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS
- [08:53] RG: DAD
- [08:55] JW: now the three of them are talking
- [08:55] RG: wHY IS THIS HAPPENING
- [08:55] RG: SHELLY IS A TRAITOR
- [08:56] JW: "christian, can you make food for debbie and veronica" I GUESS, MOM
- [08:56] JW: I GUESS
- [08:57] RG: if i start peeling off my own skin do you think lyndon would make my dad come home
- [08:57] JW: DONT FUCKIN DO THAT, DUMBASS
- [08:58] JW: i can't be a big brother ever
- [08:58] RG: BUT I HATE THIS SO MUCH
- [08:58] JW: me too
- [09:01] JW: shelly left
- [09:01] JW: and i'm stuck in the kitchen
- [09:01] JW: ugh
- [09:01] RG: you ever wonder what happened in our family that made our dads not like each other?
- [09:01] JW: yeah
- [09:03] RG: maybe i'll ask him about it, but he doesn't like to talk about personal shit like that
- [09:03] RG: at least he likes your mom
- [09:03] JW: well, she's not my dad, so i don't see why he wouldn't
- [09:03] JW: my mom is great
- [09:04] RG: i don't remember much about your dad
- [09:04] RG: what was he like?
- [09:06] JW: really nice, aggressive when he needed to be?? he was kinda quiet like my mom
- [09:07] RG: your entire family's just kinda quiet
- [09:07] RG: which is weird because my entire family's loud as fuck
- [09:07] JW: how are we even related
- [09:07] RG: i don't know, jesus christ
- [09:09] JW: they're speaking in french again
- [09:09] RG: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
- [09:09] RG: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH
- [09:10] JW: i asked debbie and veronica if they spoke french and debbie said "bonjour, loser"
- [09:10] JW: god
- [09:10] RG: she's perfect
- [09:10] RG: debbie's a true stotch
- [09:10] RG: she should've been born on my side of the family tree
- [09:10] JW: this is so weird
- [09:10] JW: sisters....................SISTERS
- [09:10] JW: THREE OF THEM
- [09:11] RG: TWO OF THEM ARE ALSO TECHNICALLY YOUR COUSINS
- [09:11] RG: DOES KYLE KNOW ABOUT OUR WEIRD INBRED FAMILY
- [09:11] JW: no
- [09:12] RG: holllyyy shit
- [09:12] RG: hye
- [09:12] RG: hey
- [09:12] RG: fuck
- [09:12] RG: you know what we should name our band
- [09:12] JW: what
- [09:12] RG: catholic guilt
- [09:12] JW: oh ymg o d
- [09:13] RG: tell my dad i said hi
- [09:13] JW: "that's nice, marsh" why do all adults ignore me
- [09:13] RG: i'm guessing this means i'm not grounded
- [09:13] RG: nnnice
- [09:14] JW: HE IS STILL IN MY HOUSE YOU COCKFUCK
- [09:14] RG: yeah
- [09:14] RG: that sucks for you, huh?
- [09:14] JW: god i hate you
- [09:15] RG: that's too bad, cousin :)
- [09:16] JW: never speak to me like that again
- [09:16] JW: "chris can we play outside" veronica. n o i am not leaving my mom and stephen in here
- [09:17] RG: fffuuuucckk
- [09:17] RG: WHAT ARE YOU EVEN AFRAID OF LEAVING THEM ALONE TOGETHER FOR
- [09:17] RG: my dad is a gentleman
- [09:18] JW: ughughu
- [09:18] RG: a true stotch man
- [09:18] JW: i feel kind of happy bc v called me chris, though
- [09:18] RG: you're so gay
- [09:19] JW: shrugging emoji
- [09:19] RG: i keep picking at my face
- [09:20] JW: stop
- [09:20] RG: no
- [09:20] JW: STOP
- [09:20] RG: NO
- [09:20] JW: debbie says you need to stop
- [09:20] RG: WELL TELL DEBBIE TO MIND HER OWN BUSINESS BECAUSE IT'S NOT HER FACE I'M PICKING
- [09:21] JW: "it's his face i'll be kicking in if he doesn't stop"
- [09:21] JW: nvm i like her
- [09:21] RG: i hat e being related to you
- [09:22] RG: i wonder who else i'm related to
- [09:22] RG: do i want to know
- [09:22] JW: you don't
- [09:24] RG: okay
- [09:24] JW: how are they still talking
- [09:24] JW: what is there to talk about
- [09:27] RG: I DON'T KNOW
- [09:27] RG: ARE THEY SPEAKING IN FRENCH
- [09:27] JW: YEAH
- [09:30] RG: FUCK THIS
- [09:30] RG: I AHTE MY DAD
- [09:30] RG: I'M CUTTING HIS TIES
- [09:30] JW: do it
- [09:30] JW: wait i heard my name
- [09:30] JW: excuse me
- [09:31] RG: what
- [09:31] RG: what's happening
- [09:31] JW: they're still speaking in french but i heard my name
- [09:32] RG: have they mentioned it again
- [09:32] JW: yes
- [09:32] JW: they're talkin shit
- [09:32] JW: i feel it
- [09:34] RG: how do you just feel something like that
- [09:34] RG: you're getting shit talked in french
- [09:35] JW: would you be surprised
- [09:35] RG: this situation's already extremely weird, so why not?
- [09:36] JW: you know what's really weirding me out
- [09:37] JW: the day basically began with my mom being scared of him, and now they're like. comfortable with eachother
- [09:37] RG: but not the part where we found we're kin
- [09:37] JW: nah
- [09:39] JW: it's seriously weirding me out bc they talk like they've been friends for-fucking-ever
- [09:41] RG: where's your mom from?
- [09:42] JW: louisiana
- [09:42] JW: like, deep south
- [09:44] RG: holy shit
- [09:44] RG: how did your parents even meet
- [09:45] JW: she went on a trip to grand junction, and he and jimbo used to drive there to work odd jobs
- [09:47] JW: then my grandpa got a transfer to some big job up in denver, and ever since she went on that trip they used to write letters and stuff to eachother
- [09:47] JW: so it was kind of easy to like. idk. meet up
- [09:47] RG: you said she was pretty young, right?
- [09:47] JW: yeah
- [09:48] JW: she used to come to NP a lot to hang out with my dad before he knocked her up, so
- [09:49] RG: romantic
- [09:49] JW: yeah
- [09:50] JW: jimbo used to beat the shit out of people who'd mess with her whenever she was around
- [09:50] JW: i can see why people like my ma, but.............too much
- [09:51] RG: too much what?
- [09:51] RG: oh
- [09:51] RG: ugh
- [09:51] RG: i'm tired
- [09:51] JW: go to sleep??
- [09:51] RG: nahh
- [09:51] RG: i wanna bother my dad when he comes home
- [09:52] JW: for WHAT
- [09:52] RG: make fun of him
- [09:52] RG: he doesn't have a lot of friends, lyndon has to force him to try and get along with people
- [09:52] RG: we're so much alike sometimes it concerns me
- [09:54] JW: i just yelled "SPEAK ENGLISH" and your dad just glared at me
- [09:54] RG: don't
- [09:54] RG: do things
- [09:54] JW: why not
- [09:55] RG: because don't
- [09:55] JW: .....what
- [09:56] RG: don't
- [09:56] RG: i'm feeling clingy
- [09:56] JW: disgusting
- [09:56] RG: can you link me to that website that talks about detoxing and hsit
- [09:56] JW: sure
- [09:56] JW: let me find it
- [09:59] RG: lyndon wants to come over
- [09:59] RG: i might fall asleep in your bed if we do
- [09:59] JW: gross
- [09:59] RG: i love you, cousin babe :*
- [09:59] JW: YOU'RE FUCKIN NASTY
- [10:00] JW: http://www.addictionrecoveryguide.org/treatment/detoxification/opiates i found this
- [10:00] JW: where is that other website
- [10:00] JW: wtf
- [10:00] JW: http://www.healthline.com/health/home-remedies-opiate-withdrawal#HomeWithdrawal4
- [10:01] RG: thanks, man
- [10:01] RG: he's telling me and ike to put our coats on, so i guess i'll see you soon
- [10:01] JW: oh cool you get to meet my little sisters/your cousins
- [10:01] JW: nice nice
- [10:01] RG: jesus christ
- [10:01] RG: i love you<3
- [10:01] JW: ew
- [10:01] RG: see you soon
- [10:01] RG: :3c
- [10:01] JW: ugh
- [10:01] JW: go
- [10:01] JW: shoo
- [10:02] -- ragingGardener [RG] ceased pestering justfourWalls [JW] at 22:02 --
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