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Apr 22nd, 2012
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  1. Unnamed, by Somebody Else (not written by fluffyscribe)
  2. Enjoy!
  3.  
  4. >you are a fluffy pony abuser
  5. >you just killed your last fluffy and now you are disposing it's body
  6. >decide you wanna try somthing new
  7. >go to the fluffy pony adoption center
  8. >walk inside and approach the front counter
  9. >you are greeted by a nice young blonde girl "hello sir what can I do for you?"
  10. >"I would like to adopt 2 fluffy ponys please"
  11. >"yes, that's no problom" she says in a nice vibrent tone
  12. >takes you in to the back room with a short hallway with 2 doors
  13. >the door on the left says males and the door on the right says females
  14. >"why do you keep them separated?" you ask
  15. >"so they don't give each other "special huggies" the girl says and smiles as you both share a laugh
  16. >you go into the female room first
  17. >as you enter you hear a lot of the same "fwuffy new daddy"? And "pwease pway wiff fwuffy"
  18. >you look around for a bit and find a white pegasus adult mare with a
  19. >"what about this one"?
  20. >"this one is pregnant"
  21. >"sometimes we let the colts and mares play with each other"
  22. >"annnnd she got knocked up" the girl tells you
  23. >you think in your head this is perfect
  24. >you purchase the mare and ask the girl if you can go into the male section
  25. >she puts the fluffy in a holding cage
  26. >you walk Into the male room and hear the same as you did in the female room
  27. >you select a purple adult
  28. >go to the front desk and purchase both
  29. >she hands you 2 cages one with the pregnant mare and one with the colt
  30. >as you walk out you say"thank you have a great day"
  31. >you drive home
  32. >on your way home you hear "fwuffy hungwey" "wan sketties" "pwease dont huwt fwuffy" "pwease wet out"
  33. > they are both so scared that they poop and pee in there cages
  34. > you get home and set them both I your safety room as you prepare for what your about to do next
  35. >you grab a car battery
  36. >grab the colt and say "were gonna go play a game"
  37. >"yayyy fwuffy wuv games"
  38. >take the car battery and strap it to fluffy and zap him for 10 seconds to reset its mind
  39. >stop the voltage and your fluffy looks confused
  40. >you explain to it about how you did special huggies with the mare in the safety room and you love her with all your heart more than friends
  41. >repeat with the mare
  42. >right now you have a colt who thinks that he knocked up a mare
  43. >and a mare who is in love with her colt
  44. >so two ponys who think there in love
  45. >after about a week the mare is so big it can't walk
  46. >the colt has been loving her and helping her throughout the week and you feed them both spaghetti every night
  47. >one day the mare cries out "OWIES! OWIES GOTTA MAKE BIG POOPIES"
  48. >the colt is scared and hugs her
  49. >they both have no idea what's happening
  50. >but you know
  51. >you grab a towel and set the mare on her back expseing her vagina
  52. >she is sceaming in pain
  53. >you comfort them saying you are gonna be momah and daddahs soon
  54. >there excited now
  55. >the mare pushes out a blue unicorn
  56. >3 more come out and both are happy they are parents now
  57. >"hey daddy can yu weave pwease"
  58. >you leave
  59. >the next day you don't feed them spaghetti
  60. >they are fed shitty fluffy food
  61. >they beg and wine for spahgetti
  62. >"DADDY MEANIE WAN SKETTIES WAN SKETTIES!" they both yell at the top of there lungs
  63. >the 5 foals are in the safety room
  64. >this can not be tolerated
  65. >grab both by the scruff and put them in there cages
  66. >you grab the 5 foals
  67. >position there cages so they can see you and there babys
  68. >they scream and say "PWEASE PUT BABAHS DOWN WE BE GUD FWUFFYS NO HWUT BAHBEHS"
  69. >you grab a hammer and say only good fluffys get there baby's and you have
  70. Been very bad fluffys so you don't get your babys
  71. >they continue scream SOWEY DADDY PWEASE NO TAKE OUR BABEHS WE BE GUD WE PWOMISE"
  72. >you grab the first foal you swig the hammer on its body crushing it's ribs
  73. >the foal screams in pain it try's to make out words but it can't
  74. >the two fluffys watch in horror as they continue to scream and plea with you not to kill there babys
  75. >you continue to do this for an hour as you kill all the foals
  76. >you grab the mare out of her cage and shove her face into her dead baby's and scream and yell at her saying you hate her
  77. >the colt goes apeshit and starts telling death threats at you
  78. >IF YOU FWUCKING HWUT MY SPECIAL FWEND I WILL FWUCKING KIWW YOU!" and other shit
  79. >you take the hammer and break the mares legs one by one and then take the hammer down to her head and crushing the skull and killing her
  80. >you grab the colt and he's kicking and screaming at you
  81. >you punt him into his safe room and throw his dead family on top of him
  82. >you wisper in his ear and say I fucking hate you" you are the worst pony ever
  83. >and walk out
  84. >the pony is crying as he sees his dead lover and there baby's he hugs them as he crys his eyes out
  85. >fluffy pony drowns in his tears
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