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Voxait and Jydbec's teaparty

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  1. [00:41] <voltaireMortis> ==START==
  2. [00:41] <voltaireMortis> VM: Jydbec
  3. [00:41] <voltaireMortis> VM: Jydbec, you fucking there?
  4. [00:42] <fashionableLunatic> FL: hello?
  5. [00:42] <voltaireMortis> VM: You just murdered like four burgundy bloods didn't you?
  6. [00:43] <fashionableLunatic> FL: so?
  7. [00:43] <voltaireMortis> VM: Fuck
  8. [00:43] <voltaireMortis> VM: I fucking needed them
  9. [00:44] <fashionableLunatic> FL: hey they did say something
  10. [00:44] <voltaireMortis> VM: I fucking asked you to pretty please not fucking murder those guys
  11. [00:44] <fashionableLunatic> FL: can't remember what it was
  12. [00:44] <fashionableLunatic> FL: forgot whilst burning their hive
  13. [00:44] <voltaireMortis> VM: "Sigh" As usual
  14. [00:44] <voltaireMortis> VM: Okay
  15. [00:44] <fashionableLunatic> FL: hey look on the bright side, it was really fun
  16. [00:44] <voltaireMortis> VM: Did you keep any of the stuff they had wwith them?
  17. [00:45] <fashionableLunatic> FL: you should have fbeialfbawhlbdl heard them scream
  18. [00:45] <voltaireMortis> VM: I'm sure it wwas for you
  19. [00:45] <voltaireMortis> "Sigh"
  20. [00:45] <voltaireMortis> VM: Please tell me you have their stuff wwith you?
  21. [00:45] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I'm not sure
  22. [00:45] <fashionableLunatic> FL: let me ask jydbec
  23. [00:45] <voltaireMortis> "Sigh"
  24. [00:45] <fashionableLunatic> FL: hey Jydbec
  25. [00:46] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yeah
  26. [00:46] <fashionableLunatic> FL: did you get any stuff during our playtime
  27. [00:46] <voltaireMortis> "Seriously"
  28. [00:46] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i don't know ask Jydbec
  29. [00:46] <fashionableLunatic> FL: she says i should ask Jydbec
  30. [00:47] <voltaireMortis> *Bangs face on desk*
  31. [00:47] <fashionableLunatic> FL: how silly, I am Jydbec
  32. [00:47] <voltaireMortis> VM: Oh good so you knoww then?
  33. [00:47] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yeah i think they had some stuff
  34. [00:47] <voltaireMortis> VM: Do you still havve it?
  35. [00:48] <fashionableLunatic> FL: maybe
  36. [00:48] <voltaireMortis> VM: Could you please check?
  37. [00:48] <fashionableLunatic> FL: do you consider charred wood stuff
  38. [00:48] <voltaireMortis> VM: Fuck
  39. [00:49] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I have a lot of that
  40. [00:49] <fashionableLunatic> FL: Do you need charred wood by any chance
  41. [00:49] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwell yes, but that's not wwhat I'm looking for. Anything shiny perchance?
  42. [00:50] <fashionableLunatic> FL: oh shiny, why didn't you say so
  43. [00:50] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i got lots of shiny stuff from them
  44. [00:51] <voltaireMortis> VM: Okay good, I sent them to get that and bring it back to me. Wwould it be okay if I could havve it back?
  45. [00:51] <fashionableLunatic> FL: i don't know, do I know you?
  46. [00:51] <voltaireMortis> *Bangs head repeatedly*
  47. [00:52] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yes
  48. [00:52] <fashionableLunatic> FL: REALLY!
  49. [00:52] <voltaireMortis> "God fucking damnit"
  50. [00:52] <fashionableLunatic> FL: where are fveyauvhwak you
  51. [00:52] <voltaireMortis> VM: Yes
  52. [00:52] <fashionableLunatic> FL: oh ok
  53. [00:53] <voltaireMortis> VM: Southwwest of you
  54. [00:53] <voltaireMortis> VM: You might havve it wwritten dowwn somewwhere
  55. [00:53] <voltaireMortis> VM: If you didn't burn it again
  56. [00:53] <fashionableLunatic> FL: mind if i stab you a little
  57. [00:53] <voltaireMortis> VM: Just a bit, yes
  58. [00:53] <fashionableLunatic> FL: WOW
  59. [00:53] <fashionableLunatic> FL: RUDE
  60. [00:54] <voltaireMortis> VM: You remember wwhat happened last time you tried that?
  61. [00:54] <fashionableLunatic> FL: do I?
  62. [00:54] <voltaireMortis> VM: You calmly wwalked home wwithout the indigoblood I offered you
  63. [00:55] <fashionableLunatic> FL: prff that person sounds boring
  64. [00:55] <voltaireMortis> VM: For the time being she wwas being a little boring
  65. [00:55] <voltaireMortis> VM: Getting back on track
  66. [00:55] <voltaireMortis> VM: May I havve my shiny back please?
  67. [00:56] <fashionableLunatic> FL: Yeah i guess i don't really need these forks to comb my hair
  68. [00:56] <voltaireMortis> VM: Forks and a feww other things...
  69. [00:56] <fashionableLunatic> FL: from where?
  70. [00:57] <voltaireMortis> VM: Okay I'll send some burgundy bloods your wway okay?
  71. [00:57] <fashionableLunatic> FL: <:O
  72. [00:57] <voltaireMortis> VM: And you can do wwhat evver you wwant to them
  73. [00:57] <voltaireMortis> VM: Just let the gold blood go. Okay?
  74. [00:57] <fashionableLunatic> FL: HOW KIND MISTER SEADWELLER!
  75. [00:57] <voltaireMortis> VM: Please try and remember that last part
  76. [00:58] <fashionableLunatic> FL: Let the gold blood go, got it
  77. [00:58] <fashionableLunatic> FL: Hold on a moment
  78. [00:58] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwonderful
  79. [00:58] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I have emptied the golden one of all his blood
  80. [00:59] <fashionableLunatic> FL: it was hard but worth the reward
  81. [00:59] <voltaireMortis> VM: He hasn't quite left yet, so that's okay
  82. [00:59] <voltaireMortis> "FUCK"
  83. [01:00] <voltaireMortis> VM: I'm sending them your wway noww, please don't kill the gold blood
  84. [01:00] <voltaireMortis> voltaireMortis ceased pestering fashionableLunatic
  85. [01:00] <voltaireMortis> voltaireMortis began pestering fashionableLunatic
  86. [01:00] <voltaireMortis> VM: Soooo those trolls I sent ovver...
  87. [01:01] <voltaireMortis> VM: They're all dead aren't they
  88. [01:02] <fashionableLunatic> FL: depends on your definition of dead
  89. [01:02] <fashionableLunatic> FL: they are making a very lively puppet show
  90. [01:03] <voltaireMortis> VM: The gold blood that arrivved with the burgundys too?
  91. [01:03] <voltaireMortis> VM: Is he... puppety?
  92. [01:04] <fashionableLunatic> FL: NO; I DON'T HAVE THAT MANY ROPES BUIWABILVJFWVAYUKVHJDWYUA WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A ROPE PERSON!
  93. [01:04] <voltaireMortis> *Wwaits patiently*
  94. [01:05] <fashionableLunatic> FL: He's quietly bleeding out in the corner, in agony, he's screaming a lot <:D
  95. [01:05] <voltaireMortis> VM: Could you let him go please? Wwithout stabbing him more?
  96. [01:05] <fashionableLunatic> FL: mmmmmmaybe, what's in it for me
  97. [01:06] <voltaireMortis> VM: The eight or so other Trolls I'vve sent to you today?
  98. [01:06] <fashionableLunatic> FL: sounds like a bargain!
  99. [01:07] <voltaireMortis> VM: Okay great, so he can go?
  100. [01:07] <fashionableLunatic> FL: yeah, hold on let me just roll him out of the pit
  101. [01:07] <voltaireMortis> VM: Roll?
  102. [01:08] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I don't think he can walk anymore
  103. [01:08] <fashionableLunatic> FL: it's really funny!
  104. [01:08] <voltaireMortis> VM: Can he crawwl?
  105. [01:08] <fashionableLunatic> FL: let me ask him
  106. [01:08] <fashionableLunatic> FL: he says AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  107. [01:08] <voltaireMortis> VM: As expected
  108. [01:08] <fashionableLunatic> FL: is that seadweller for yes?
  109. [01:09] <voltaireMortis> VM: Is he managing to crawwl, if so yes
  110. [01:10] <fashionableLunatic> FL: fascinating, do all seadwellers communicate by crawling?
  111. [01:10] <voltaireMortis> VM: So is that a yes? I can't tell from here
  112. [01:11] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I'm no expert in seadweller but i think he's trying to say yes
  113. [01:11] <voltaireMortis> VM: Wwonderful
  114. [01:11] <fashionableLunatic> FL: maybe i should invite him to the teaparty!
  115. [01:12] <voltaireMortis> VM: Please don't
  116. [01:12] <voltaireMortis> VM: He really must go
  117. [01:12] <voltaireMortis> VM: He's vvery late
  118. [01:12] <fashionableLunatic> FL: does he need to see the queen?
  119. [01:13] <voltaireMortis> VM: No, but he's vvery busy and must be leavving noww
  120. [01:14] <fashionableLunatic> FL: oh hey will you look at that
  121. [01:14] <fashionableLunatic> FL: his legs do work
  122. [01:14] <fashionableLunatic> FL: HAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
  123. [01:15] <voltaireMortis> VM: Oh for fuck's sake
  124. [01:15] <fashionableLunatic> FL: THAT WAS AMAZING!
  125. [01:15] <fashionableLunatic> FL: he was half way up the pit
  126. [01:15] <fashionableLunatic> and guess what the madman decided to do
  127. [01:15] <fashionableLunatic> FM: he decided to come back down
  128. [01:15] <voltaireMortis> VM: You just fucking can't let anyone go can you?
  129. [01:16] <voltaireMortis> VM: God fucking damnit
  130. [01:16] <voltaireMortis> VM: It is so bloody expensivve to distract you
  131. [01:17] <fashionableLunatic> FL: Hey it's not my fault that his legs stopped working and he bled out halfway up
  132. [01:17] <voltaireMortis> "Sigh"
  133. [01:18] <voltaireMortis> VM: I guess I'll come around myself to collect my things.
  134. [01:18] <fashionableLunatic> FL: <:D
  135. [01:18] <fashionableLunatic> FL: you are coming to visit!
  136. [01:18] <voltaireMortis> VM: All shall be well.
  137. [01:18] <voltaireMortis> VM: And all shall be well.
  138. [01:19] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I'll make you a dress
  139. [01:19] <fashionableLunatic> FL: now go can't disturb an artist while she's working
  140. [01:19] <fashionableLunatic> FL:...
  141. [01:19] <voltaireMortis> VM: There will be no need.
  142. [01:19] <voltaireMortis> VM : I will not be staying long.
  143. [01:19] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I SAID GO!
  144. [01:19] <voltaireMortis> VM: All shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well.
  145. [01:20] <fashionableLunatic> FL: I AM MAKING YOU abwialdywilagdyilwadywilbaydl A DRESS YOU FUCK AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!
  146. [01:20] <voltaireMortis> voltaireMortis ceased pestering fashionableLunatic
  147. [01:20] <voltaireMortis> "All shall be well."
  148. [01:20] <voltaireMortis> ==END==
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