Runic

RUNIC
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AGE: 23
RACE: Halfling
CLASS: Bard/Thief
HEIGHT: Pretty Fucking Short
ALINGMENT: Neutral Good
CATCHPHRASE: "..."

Runic is a mute halfling bard. Thats right. A mute bard. Abandoned or perhaps lost on the side of a road he was picked up and raised by a sympathetic caravan with members of various races, beliefs, and moral standards when he was 5. This said Runic is rather morally ambiguous himself, and enjoys small time thievery as a hobby. He almost never smiles, and doesn't appreciate things unless they happen to be of monetary value or are suitably shiny. Or alcohol. So all in all, he has a bit of an attitude. He reeks of sassy-ness. He has a soft spot for nice old people and can't seem to deal with women. Flusters surprisingly easily. He has no hints or knowledge of his past and quite frankly he doesn't want to find out.

Skills include EPIC LUTE PLAYING, lock picking, sneaking through windows, rooftop running, glowering, and making rude hand gestures right as you look away so you're not QUITE sure if he did or not

PEPE (peh-peh)
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Pepe is a small bird-like familiar that sings songs for Runic. She's not good for much else other than company.

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-Favorite Pasttime? Practising the lute
-Morning or night? evening
-Likes children? He loves taking care of the caravan kids, other kids not very much. Is always kind to the street urchins though
-Any dirty little secrets? He took a job cross dressing in a brothel once
-Any dirty little embarassments? When he cries he makes really weird "gh gh" noises
-Who do they tend to hold the most respect for? People who know what they're talking about
-How much do they value themself? Not at all, in the sense that he's never really thought about it.
-Who in the party would they be most likely to tell a deep secret? Sebastian
-What is something that gets them uncomfortable? Physical contact with people he doesn't know
-Do they have any regrets about their family? His family is the caravan, and he holds no regrets
-Which party member do they like the most, and which do they hate the most? He likes Faros the most because dog and Alicia the least because she whines too much
-How well would they hold in a fist fight? Pretty well, he's used to getting into bar fights or muggings
-What do they consider their most powerful weapon/skill? He has a sleep song that if you put enough power into it, it could literally put someone in a coma
-Do they prefer land, air, or sea? Land, though he enjoys staring up at the sky a lot
-What is their opinion of the Queen? He thinks the ban on magic and mystical creatures completely stupid, and has a general hatred for all authority figures, though he doesn't really know why.
-Would they rather have a good meal or better weapons? Feed him
-If they had to choose between Axe, Lance, Sword, and Dagger, which would they use? A dagger since it's easier to hold in his tiny baby halfling hands
-What do they think is their most useful trait? His wealth of general knowledge
-What is their motto or lifestyle? His private motto is "Anything for money" and his lifestyle is very nomadic
-Who in the party would they trust their life with? Elbrus, probably
-What are their goals or ambitions? To make their caravan the wealthiest in the world
-Is there anything they'd change about themselves physically, such as race, height, sex, weight, or otherwise? He's always wanted to be an elf
-How do they sleep? Curled around his pack in the tiniest ball
-What is their favorite fruit? Green grapes
-Do they know how to start a fire? Yeah
-Would they try and help a stranger? Against his better judgement, unless he thinks its a set up, or they don't deserve it
-Do they consider themselves attractive? He certainly doesn't think he's UGLY.
-What kind of accent do they have? lmao uhm
-Commonly used sayings or words? u h m
-Where did they grow up and how was their childhood? He really remember anything before he was six, but had a very enjoyable childhood with the caravan from there
-How much do they value money? A lot. A llloootttttttt.
-Are they an honest person? He doesn't really see the point in lying, but that doesn't mean he wont
-How many crushes have they had, if any? Two of them. They both ended horribly.
-On the same topic, do they easily fall for people? Not at all
-Do they care of what others think? No
-How's their attention span? He has excellent concentration, though sometimes he'll get so focused he stops paying attention to other things
-What subjects are likely to make them hesitate, flush, stumble on their words, etc.? If a woman compliments him or if anyone brings up the fact that he's not actually as much of an asshole as he seems
-When frightened, will they "fight" or "flight"? Flight
-Is it easy for them to tell someone "no" when they don't want to do something? Yes. Runic puts up with nothing he doesn't want to
-Do they express affection? Are they comfortable doing so? Only within the caravan, but it sneaks out sometimes
-Do they prefer time alone, or with other people? time alone