Bandits 1

[chatnet] Uriel says, "Anyway, so there I was"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "surrounded by bandits"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "It was in the middle of nowhere"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "No help was coming"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I was unarmed"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "But I had a special friend in the area"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I whistled at a certain tone I trained my friend to respond to"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "So the bandits are closing in when I wistle"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "They look around, but see nothing"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Shrugging they continued forward, brandishing their katanas and cutlasses"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Then a scream that was quickly silenced"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "One dude in the back was suddenly missing"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I used the distraction to set another one on fire with my laser eyes"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "It was pause enough"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "They have no clue what the fuck's going on"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Then the goddamn bonepanther shows up again and mauls them"
[chatnet] Grid_Hex claps.
[chatnet] Uriel says, "He's a good friend"