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Deadmeat Chronicles: One vs Ten

Jul 19th, 2012
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  1. >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
  2. >You are setting in your pen by yourself with a huge smile on your face and wide bright eyes.
  3. >You face is adorned with an alloy horn and a small scar above your left eye.
  4. >Your torn ear flops lazily and there is a break in your fluff on your shoulder from its scar, the circular scar on your chest isn’t visible.
  5. >You are babbling happily and throwing hay about your pen.
  6. >You are walking and giggling when the silver furred monster walks by.
  7. >You trot to the side of the pen and look up at him.
  8. >”Daddeh! Wan pway?” You say with a huge smile on your face.
  9. >The monster looks down, “These dumb bastards.”
  10. >He gives a small laugh as he comes over, “They still think we care about them even after all we do.”
  11. >He leans over to pet you.
  12. >You lower your head and charge the chicken wire thrusting your horn through trying to skewer his leg.
  13. >You miss.
  14. >He was too quick and dodges.
  15. >He looks at you with his jaw agape before his face contorts to rage.
  16. >”You mother fucker… YOU SON OF A BITCHING COCK SUCKING FAGGOT!!!”
  17. >You stare at the monster with your cheeks puffed.
  18. >”You think you can fuck with me you little shit!”
  19. >He gets ready to climb over the side of your pen when he stops.
  20. >His eyes narrow and his slithering smile crosses his face, “No… you will go out making me money!”
  21. >He steps back, “Tonight you will die, and I’ll make a goddamn mint when you do!”
  22. >He jumps into the pen, you try desperately to stab his legs but he dances around and finally grabs you.
  23. >He carries you around to other pens, you see the horrors of fluffies that are inside.
  24. >”No, you weren’t the only one we changed.” He whispers in your ear.
  25. >Fluffies with razors attached to their wings, fluffies with spike coming out of their shoulders, others with alloy horns like yours.
  26. >They all call the silver furred monster their daddy.
  27. >”Ok guys, this here is a bad fluffy, he tried to hurt daddy.”
  28. >They all stare at you with ate in their eyes, “Yoo twy hewt daddeh… gif yoo biggest owchies!”
  29. >”Oh yea, he is the baddest of fluffies and daddy wants you to hurt him. Hurt him bad!”
  30. >The monstrosities start to jump at the sides of the pens, “Gif owchies!”, “Bad fwuffy!”, “Twy hewt daddeh!”, “… fwuffy hate yoo…”
  31. >”No munsta can be fwuffy daddeh!”
  32. >”FWUFFY WIE!” They all clamber trying to get to you each babbling angrily.
  33. >”Well, you sure know how to make friends.” The silver furred monster walks away and toward the arena.
  34. >”You are lucky, going to do something special for you. Set up the gang match!”
  35. >You are held uncomfortably, “Munsta no be fwuffy daddeh… munsta tink dey yoo babbeh?”
  36. >He laughs as small cages are brought to the arena, one is placed in the center and ten are placed around it in a circle.
  37. >”I think they are all my babbies, why?” He says sarcastically.
  38. >You are placed in the cage, you look up at the silver furred monster, “Yoo babbeh get biggest owchie!”
  39. >He laughs sadistically and points at you, “Good luck with that walking dead!”
  40. >You watch as the other fluffies are brought out and placed in their cages.
  41. >When they see you they start struggling trying to get at you, each shaking their hooves and babbling angrily at you.
  42. >Time passes and you hear the crowd coming in.
  43. >After all the seats are filled the silver monster comes out yelling and pumping up the crowd.
  44. >Welcome to the Jungle starts to play over the loud speakers.
  45. >”Alright everyone! Are we ready for some fluffy death!”
  46. >The crowd roars to life shouting and yelling.
  47. >”Well tonight we have a special event! One against ten! How long can he live?”
  48. >”All traps are on! All to kill just one little fucker, the one in the middle!”
  49. >He points at you as several spotlights converge on you.
  50. >”He has to survive the death arena!”
  51. >The lights come up, spikes are shooting up randomly and doors on the floor are opening.
  52. >”He has to survive ten other modified fluffies!”
  53. >Spot lights pan over the other ten cages.
  54. >”The match begins shortly! Place your bets folks.. place your bets…”
  55. >He turns and glares at you.
  56. >The fluffies are banging at the cages trying to get at you.
  57. >You see two razor wing Pegasus, two unicorns with horns like yours.
  58. >There is an earth fluffy and unicorn with spikes coming out of their shoulders.
  59. >There is a Pegasus with bands around its legs covered in spikes, also with spikes on its shoulders.
  60. >A Pegasus with two large swinging blades on its side, and earth fluffy with two barrels sticking out beside its head.
  61. >There is an earth fluffy that seems normal.
  62. >”Ok folks, its time to die! Raise the cages!”
  63. >All at once the cages lift freeing you and the ten other fluffies.
  64. >With the most loveable and adorable war cry ever shouted in history they charge forth.
  65. >At once several spikes shoot up impaling three of the charging fluffies.
  66. >One of the horned unicorns, a razor wing Pegasus and the Pegasus with spiked leg bands all three get spikes through their bellies and chest.
  67. >The unicorn dies almost immediately while one Pegasus whimpers and the other complains, “Why hewt?”
  68. >The spikes retract letting all three fall over dead.
  69. >The two fluffies with spikes on their shoulders see each other and get distracted.
  70. >”Yay! Yoo wook wike fwuffy!”
  71. >”New fwen? Wan huggies?”
  72. >They run to each other and embrace driving their spikes into each other.
  73. >They give small whimpers then fall over no longer breathing.
  74. >”Hmmm, maybe should have thought this through a little bit… but he’s still going giving all he’s got!”
  75. >You see the fluffy with the two barrel sticking past its head trotting toward you.
  76. >You puff your cheeks and face him.
  77. *Snick*
  78. >A spike shoot up right in front of him causing him to stumble back.
  79. >Suddenly flames shoot out from the barrels into the air.
  80. >You realize he was about to set you on fire.
  81. >You turn to run and see the Pegasus with swinging blades for wings closing in.
  82. >You puff your cheeks, “Deadmeat gif big owchies!”
  83. >You try to make sparklies but the end of your horn only glows.
  84. >The Pegasus stops, “Ahhhh! Nu hewt fwuffy!”
  85. >It stops and covers its eyes as the blades swing in front of him scissoring shut.
  86. >He loses his balance and falls forward, you run over top of him trying to get away from the flame fluffy.
  87. >You hear the burst of flames again and a shriek.
  88. >You turn and see the blade Pegasus on fire, its blades too heavy for it to move.
  89. >It sits there as it roasts alive screaming unable to move.
  90. >Its screams slowly get quieter as it slumps to the ground.
  91. >You continue running as the flame fluffy chases, “Bad fwuffy! Gif hawt owchies! Bad!”
  92. >The razor Pegasus falls in behind him with two now behind you.
  93. *Snick*
  94. >A spike shoots up straight in front of you when you get ready to run around it a pit door opens.
  95. >You slide to a stop not sure where to go.
  96. >You turn and see the flame fluffy with a triumphant smile on its face as he closes in.
  97. >”Yoo twy hewt daddeh! Gif yoo hawt owchies! Gif you-“
  98. >A pit door opens and the flame fluffy stumbles into it, “Whaaa! Owww! Owchies! Fwuffy hewt!”
  99. >The Pegasus runs up and looks down, “Nuu! Fwen hewt, fwuffy gif huggies!”
  100. >It looks like it is just about to jump down after the flame fluffy when you hear the blades whirr.
  101. >A small explosion comes from the hole spewing flames up and setting the razor fluffy on fire.
  102. >”Ok, I definitely didn’t plan that folks but damn that was fucking cool!” The silver furred monster pointing at the fire ball.
  103. >”AHHHHH! Hewp fwuffy!” The razor Pegasus is running randomly as the flames engulf its fluff.
  104. >The tears do nothing for the flames as it starts crying. “Wahhhh! Hewties bad! Hewties bad! Make hewties go way!”
  105. *Snick*
  106. >A spike shoots up piercing the doomed fluffy under its jaw and coming out the top of its head.
  107. >It spasms for a second the quits moving, standing like a melting toy before the spike retracts letting its body fall.
  108. >”Note to self, leave the traps off next time, not really working to your advantage, fucking fluffies!”
  109. >Dust and smoke have filled the arena making it hard to see.
  110. >You are looking around when you hear a yell.
  111. >You turn to see the last horned unicorn closing in on you.
  112. >You run and lock horns with him both missing each other’s head.
  113. >The unicorn swings its leg booping your nose.
  114. >You push the unicorn backward making it fall down.
  115. >You charge in as it gets back up.
  116. >You both start a little dance of jabbing and moving trying to stab each other.
  117. >Finally your opponent stumbles and gives you an opening, you quickly jab your horn into the side of its chest.
  118. >”Ahhhhhh! Yoo hewt fwuffy! Owwies! Owwies! Owwies!”
  119. >You pull back as the unicorn turns to run away, “Fwuffy sowwy! Pwease no hewt fwuffy no mo!”
  120. >It starts to amble away slowly, “Fwuffy weggies no wan werk…”
  121. >He looks back at you, “Fwuffy gud fwuffy.. why hewt gud fwuffy…”
  122. >He starts to walk away again and stumbles falling forward.
  123. >He quits moving all together.
  124. >You hear stomping.
  125. >You turn and see the earth fluffy standing there.
  126. >Spikes are shooting up and doors are opening all around you.
  127. >You lower your head and puff your cheeks, “Deadmeat gif owchies!” You follow with a raspberry.
  128. >The fluffy just stomps and gets ready to charge.
  129. >You start running at the earth fluffy.
  130. >It jumps at you opening its mouth to bite you.
  131. >Inside its mouth you see it ruined tongue, torn to shreds.
  132. >Its teeth have been pulled out and metal spikes put in their place.
  133. >You try to drive your horn through its mouth but it dodges and tries to bite your neck.
  134. >You dodge and it bites into your fluff and starts to pull you around.
  135. >The pain of your hair being pulled burns your neck.
  136. >You swing your hoof and bap him on the head.
  137. >It lets go and tries to bite again.
  138. >You jump back and start stabbing.
  139. >He runs to the side quickly and bucks, his hoove catch your chest knocking you over.
  140. >You go rolling just missing a door that opens just as you pass over it.
  141. >The earth fluffy starts to chase you down.
  142. >You stand up and lower your horn only to have the earth fluffy bite it.
  143. >You and him get into a mighty test of strength as he tries to throw you into the open pit.
  144. >Yours and his heads jerk back and forth as you try to stare each other down.
  145. >You force your way away from the pit after a few minutes.
  146. *Snick*
  147. >A spike shoots up between your faces, neither of you flinch.
  148. >It goes back into the ground, you swing your hoof hitting his neck forcing him off your horn.
  149. >He swings to bap your head and accidently hits your horn.
  150. >Its mouth opens in a silent scream as it stumbles back.
  151. >You know you have a small window, you can’t over power this fluffy.
  152. >You see him stumble on his bad leg, you get an idea and ram your horn into his other front leg in the knee.
  153. >It lets out another silent scream as its front falls to the ground.
  154. >You run around and ram his hind leg with your horn crippling it, you feel his mouth snap shut near your tail.
  155. >You take care of his other leg as well.
  156. >The crippled earth fluffy is laying on the ground futilely trying to bite at you.
  157. >You time his bites then stab his jaw.
  158. >You have made him completely useless.
  159. >Tears roll down his face as he turns to the silver furred monster.
  160. >It tries to raise one of its hooves to beg the man to come rescue it.
  161. >The silver furred monster looks on with its arms crossed, never moving, no expression on his face.
  162. >The earth fluffy lowers his head pain and grief all across his face as his daddy makes no attempt to come to his side.
  163. >He whips his head back around to glare at you, pure hatred in its eyes.
  164. >He seems to be trying to stand to fight some more.
  165. >You walk up and ram your horn into his chest and wait for him to quit moving.
  166. >You step back just as the door under the dead fluffy opens dropping him into acid.
  167. >You glance down at the melting fluffy then look at the silver furred monster.
  168. >”Evewy fwuffy dies…”
  169. >The man grunts at you.
  170. >The crowd goes wild screaming and hooting, their feet stomping like a stampede.
  171. >The silver furred monster looks at you, “You think you’re fucking special? I fucking own you!”
  172. >”Look around, this is your life. Fighting for me, making me money. You are mine to use.”
  173. >”So how much more luck do you have asshole? How much longer can you keep it up?”
  174. >”You will fight and you will kill until you die.”
  175. >”That is your life now here and forever. To be my little money maker until you die pathetically, painfully and horribly.”
  176. >”How’s it feel? To be owned by a man you hate. How does it fucking feel?”
  177. >The crowd is ecstatic.
  178. >You are locked in a staring contest with the silver furred monster.
  179. >You are starting to hate all these horrid two legged things.
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