Don't Hug /v/ I'm Scared: /v/ User

Oh, I guess it's my turn to choose a card.
Let's see... What is the greatest game in the world?

Hmmmm... That's a tricky one!

Skyrim? Minecraft? Underta-

No!

If only there was a way to learn more about videogames...

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Yes, if only there was some way to learn more information about this.

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Wow, look! A-

I'M A /V/ USER
I'M A SHITPOSTER TYPE GUY
EVERYTHING MADE OUT OF BAITFISH AND LIES
I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU
MY SHITTY BASEMENT NEET LIFE
INSIDE MY MIND THERE IS A DIGITAL WIFE

Oh, maybe you could help us answer this question.
What is the greatest ga-

DERAIL
I'M A THREAD DERAILING GUY
CHECKING MY DIGITS AND THE THREADS STARTS TO DIE
I ALSO PIRATE
SHITPOST THE REST OF THE TIME
TELL YOU TO FIND SAUCE ON AN IMAGE YOU LIKE

NO IT'S EASY TO BE
A FUCKING FAGGOT LIKE ME
IF YOU CAN DO IT ALL
ANONYMOUSLY

Wow! I'd like to be as cool as a /v/ user!

Actually, we already have a social netwo-

GREAT! GREAT NEWS! NOW, BEFORE WE BEGIN OUR JOURNEY, I JUST NEED TO GET SOME INFORMATION FROM YOU. WHERE DO YOU GAME? WHEN IS HALF LIFE 3? WHATCHA BEEN EATIN'?

I play on Xbone!
Coming soon!
Well, actually, I just had some-

GREAT NEWS! NOW JUST A FEW MORE QUESTIONS, AND WE'LL BE ON OUR WAY!

Wait a second-

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SHOOTER? DO YOU LIKE THICC OR SLIM GIRLS? DO YOU HAVE A GF? WHAT IS YOUR BATTLESTATION? HAS ANYONE EVER BEEN SO FAR-

Shut up!

FUCKING NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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WELCOME, TO MY CESSPOOL GAME BOARD
ALL REAL DISCUSSION IS SURELY IGNORED

Wow! We're inside /v/!
oh yeah, wow..... wow....... wow...... because of OP.

I don't get it, this is so gay! To post about vidya, but you don't even play!

BUT ITS FOR (YOU)'S
SHITPOST TO GET SOME MORE (YOU)'S
BUMP YOUR BAIT THREAD, SO REAL POST DON'T GET VIEWED

But if he's a shitposter, then I'm one too! And I'll argue with you, so I can get some more (You)'s!

Oh wow how amazing, what you just said, but on this Japanese board, what's in the threads?

Whats in the threa-

HEY GOOD QUESTION, MY HUMBLE NORMIE. IN THE VIDYA BOARD THERES OVER 3 THINGS TO SEE!

Wow look No Man's Sky!
Vidya waifus!
DO A CONSOLEWAR SHITSHOW, HEY THIS IS FUN!

Wow look an e-celeb!
Vidya waifus!
DO A CONSOLEWAR SHITSHOW, MASTERACE WON!

Wow look a drawthread!
Vidya waifus!
DO A CONSOLEWAR SHITSHOW, BLOODBORNE WAS FUN!

Wow look a LOL thread!
Vidya waifus!
DO A CONSOLEWAR SHITSHOW, LOL XBOX ONE

Wow PS4 Games!
Vidya waifus!
DO A CONSOLE-TAN TUESDAY, FAPPIN A TON!

Wow PS3 Games!
Vidya waifus!
DO A CONSOLEWAR SHITSHOW, NINTENDO HAS WON!

E3.......
Vidya waifus!
DO A CONSOLEWAR SHITSHOW, IS SONY DONE!?

Nothing......
REEEE
DO A CONSOLEWAR SHITSHOW, NOTHING IS FUN!