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RiddleOfFluff

Days of our Fluff

Sep 6th, 2012
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  1. >You are Antonio, a noble light grey and cyan earth fluffy
  2. >You are enjoying a thrilling game of Stack the Blocks in your Daddy's living room when you suddenly you hear a crash, the noise almost causing you to make Scaredy Poopies
  3. >Luckily, you are far too noble to do such an uncouth action
  4. >You investigate the source of the noise, only to find that Daddy's favorite vase has been knocked off of its podium and now lies shattered on the floor
  5. >Next to the destroyed vase stands the white and gold love of your life, Claudia, her eyes staring hatefully at the broken pieces
  6. "Cwaudia! Why yuu bweak Daddy ting?! Daddy gun be su angwy!"
  7. >Claudia let's out a small "humph" and sneers at you
  8. "Cwaudia tiwed of teedous wife indoows! Wan' wive ousside, hab' adbentuwe!"
  9. >You gasp, what madness has consumed your special friend?!
  10. "Buh Cwaudia! Wah abou' babbehs? Ousside is nu wife fo' ouw chiwdwen!"
  11. >Claudia turns her head, not looking you as a single tear rolls down her cheek
  12. "Cwaudia hab confeshon, Antownio. Dese babbehs… yuu nu dewe daddeh."
  13. >You stagger back, shocked to the core by this revelation, you feel as if your heart has just been shattered like Daddy's vase
  14. >You fight back your tears, not allowing the she-devil in front of you have the satisfaction
  15. "Den whu dewe Daddeh?! Teww Antownio, Cwaudia! Yuu owe Antownio dat much"
  16. >Claudia begins openly weeping, but you offer her no hugs, her lies have hardened your heart against such things
  17. "Dewe daddeh is youw ebiw twin bwudda, Lowenzo!"
  18. >You are over come with… um...
  19. >Darn it
  20. "…Wine?"
  21. "Dammit, Antonio!"
  22. ---
  23. >Be the director of soon to be the most popular show on FluffTV
  24. "Sowwy Daddy."
  25. >At least you WILL be when your leading stallion remembers his goddamn lines!
  26. "Sorry's not good enough, Antonio! This is the fifth time you've forgotten your lines!"
  27. "Antonio twy wemembah, buh su hawd…"
  28. "Claudia remembers all her lines!"
  29. >The little white and gold unicorn beams at you
  30. "Cwaudia guud fwuffy! Daddeh gib sketties now?"
  31. >You chuckle a bit
  32. "Not until we're done shooting- I mean playing this game, Claudia. Now could you be a good girl and help Antonio with his lines? Daddy needs to talk to Chris for a little bit."
  33. "Otay!"
  34. >Clauida and Antonio go off into a corner of your living room and start going over their lines, Claudia lightly bopping Antonio on the head when he messes up
  35. >You turn to Chris, your cameraman
  36. >Alright, so maybe he just a guy golding a camcorder, but once you submit this pilot, you're sure you'll get enough funding for a proper camera!
  37. "Anything we can use?"
  38. "Yeah, footage is fine up until he forgot his line. All we really need is to do is shoot the last line from a different angle and we're good. And can I just say again how stupid I think this whole thing is?"
  39. >You scowl at him
  40. "Hey, this is going to be huge! Fluffy soap operas are a completely untapped market, we'll be targeting both the fluffies and the owners!"
  41. "You know, sometimes markets are untapped because they're completely idiotic."
  42. "Laugh now, cynic. This is going to be as big as Uni the Unicorn!"
  43. "So we'll end up destroying a major city and having to flee to Canada?"
  44. >You grind your teeth
  45. "That's a better option then where you're headed if we don't get picked up, asshole. I'm the only one paying rent on this goddamn apartment, the only thing keeping me from kicking your ass to the curb is your supposed film degree. So unless you want your boyfriend picking you up from your mother's house, I'd start showing a little enthusiasm!"
  46. >Chris deflates a bit
  47. "Alright, geeze, I'm sorry. Been under some serious stress lately, didn't mean to take it out on you."
  48. >You smile.
  49. "Tell you what, let's finish shooting then this scene and then you can tell me all about it. Maybe we can do each others' nails while we're at it."
  50. >Chris chuckles
  51. "You suck."
  52. "Only in your dreams. Now, places everyone! Claudia, start from the Lorenzo line!"
  53. >Claudia and Antonio return to their spots by the broken prop vase as Chris moves his camera to a different shot
  54. >You return to your stool (one day, director's chair, one day)
  55. "ACTION!"
  56. "-Dewe daddeh is youw ebiw twin bwudda, Lowenzo!"
  57. >Antonio balances on his hind legs as he raises his front hooves to the unforgiving heavens
  58. "NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
  59. >Perfection
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