[HOOK]
It's easy to me // It's easy to me
It's like nic // nac // pady wack // Give the dog a bone

I'm a sen // sa // se // send // Send'em all home
	     se // sa // send // send // Send'em all home


[VERSE 1]

This games not a riddle // It's easy to me
Like tieing my shoes // OR counting to 3

So, yeah I flow free like A, B, C
A pad and some ink // No ones stuntin on me

I can spit it wicked // Nice & Easy // When i'm dropping a flow
or bend it by the hand like i'm rockin a bow

Yo fire the arrow // They call me the phararoh
Remember the name // Like it was Jack Sparrow

They try to throw a wrench into all of my gears
But I just lite the torch and mold it to part of the sphere

See, This game ain't chess // It's checkers to me
And i'm the only king on the board and you better believe

That I treat my enemies like the titanic
Forcem to split, Plunge to their death in a frantic

They must think i'm santa // Try'na jingle my bells
Notice I said TRY, cause they all seem to fail

I mean I try to keep it simple like cat in the hat
But for some reason I keep having to reword the whole track

It seems Dr. Seuse rythmes leave a bubble above their head
With question mark in it // Was it something I said

I'm bout to start buying dictionaries and mailing them out
Cause being illogical isn't what i'm about!


[VERSE 2]

I'm used to being ill with these rythmes that I spill that contain a lot of logic
But to be illogical // Me? // Come on // Stop it!

HAH!

If you got a brain // Flaunt it I say
Surround yourself with intellectuals // The stupid ones seem to always get in the way

I've heard brain dead nitwits proud of a gpa // That read 2.8
As I stood there smirking like // Give me a break

I could be in their class and beat my dick with a cheese grader
And get a higher score than these brain dead, ignoramous, phillistine, lowbrow, future resturant waiters

what the fuck ever happened to the study and the grind
Too many rather toke up than to enhance their mind

Its your life and that's fine // But wouldn't you feel more proud of a mountain you climbed
Proved string theory or the evidence that multi-verses exist in space and time

Honestly you really don't need to redefine mankind
Just show you put forth a effort instead of wasting your time

Dedication became a mystery // 40 years old still living with your parents
They spent their life working and wasn't a trait that you would inherit

This generation in front me is so bizarre and so damn odd
Their so afraid of work // They wouldn't even take a blow job

But me??? // Someone tell that female professor that i'm down for some knowledge
I'm always in the mood for my head to be polished

Now that I think about it, I'm a rare breed // Maybe we should breed
Instead of my blasting my children off of your teeth // Now spread those lips girl and bury my seed