[11:25pm] • Mesmeratio looks up a revival spell.
[11:25pm] Mesmeratio: Right.
[11:28pm] • Mesmeratio walks up to his cabinet of curiousities, pulls out some crystals, an odd-looking clock, a knife, some oily substance and a banana.
[11:28pm] • Mesmeratio makes a square out of crystals, picks up Glun and lays him down inside the square.
[11:28pm] • Glun remains a motionless culinary delight
[11:29pm] • Mesmeratio pours the weird looking purple oily substance over Glun.
[11:29pm] • Glun glistens tastily
[11:29pm] Surak left the chat room. (Connection closed)
[11:30pm] • Mesmeratio sets the clock twenty minutes back.
[11:30pm] • Glun glistens magically
[11:31pm] • DragonDaemon turns his head to the shiny
[11:31pm] • Mesmeratio pulls the knife and mumbles "Foie gras".
[11:31pm] • DragonDaemon 's eyes widen
[11:31pm] • Glun just lies there
[11:31pm] • Mesmeratio stabs his hand with the knife, splattering blood over the crystals.
[11:32pm] Mesmeratio: The clock suddenly starts wirring, Glun is enveloped in a time-warp, quickly reverting his bodily state back 20 minutes.
[11:32pm] • Glun hops across the branch a little nearer to the platter
[11:32pm] • Glun leers at Mesmer the only way birds can
[11:32pm] • Mesmeratio offers Glun a banana.
[11:32pm] Glun: Kaw?
[11:33pm] • Glun eyes the banana warily
[11:33pm] • DragonDaemon is sad the sparkles stopped
[11:34pm] • Mesmeratio puts down the banana next to the platter, and puts his stuff back into the cabinet.
[11:34pm] • Glun violently attacks the banana with avian gusto
[11:34pm] • Glun is soon feasting on the banana's tasty insides
[11:34pm] • DragonDaemon 's eye ridges lower
[11:35pm] Mesmeratio: It was a magical banana only grown by the deep dwarves of Zirilisid, also known as fireclash.
[11:35pm] • Glun looks up from the banana curiously
[11:35pm] Glun: Kaw?
[11:36pm] Surak joined the chat room.
[11:36pm] Surak was promoted to operator by Windlord.
[11:36pm] • Glun begins hearing "Hall of the Mountain King" echoing through his bird brain for some reason
[11:36pm] Mesmeratio: The dwarves' settlement lay between a volcanic conduit and a river.
[11:36pm] Mesmeratio: Therefore very much suited for casting obsidian.
[11:36pm] • moomoohk wonders wtf is going on in this channel now
[11:36pm] Mesmeratio: They grew this banana to become fire-resistant!
[11:36pm] • moomoohk suspects glun is trying to stat pad again
[11:37pm] • Glun uses his wings for balance as he continues gnawing at the banana.. though more cautiously this time
[11:37pm] • Glun feels mildly insulted by moo's suspicion, but doesn't care much because he is a bird.
[11:37pm] moomoohk: ....
[11:38pm] moomoohk: fuck this
[11:38pm] • moomoohk leaves
[11:38pm] • Glun is now bored with the banana and flutters over to the platter, giving two of the cups experimental taps on their sides
[11:38pm] • Glun looks at Mesmer
[11:38pm] • Mesmeratio 's eyebrow rises at Mooh's sudden departure.
[11:39pm] • Mesmeratio picks up a cup and slurps loudly.
[11:39pm] • Glun flutters to the other side of the platter and taps the other two cups
[11:39pm] • Glun looks at Mesmer again
[11:39pm] Mesmeratio: Drink the tea, it's getting cold otherwise.
[11:40pm] • Glun gives each of the three cups on the platter a distinct double-tap with his beak
[11:40pm] • Glun leers at Mesmer with a questioning eye
[11:40pm] • DragonDaemon , being curious, flies over to the platter
[11:42pm] • DragonDaemon sniffs the cups
[11:42pm] • DragonDaemon eats one of the cups whole
[11:42pm] • Glun gives up waiting to be assigned a cup and claims one, dragging it across the platter, a little way away from the last
[11:42pm] • Glun appreciatively drinks from it in his birdlike way
[11:42pm] Glun: Kaw!
[11:43pm] • DragonDaemon stumbles
[11:43pm] • DragonDaemon goes cross-eyed
[11:43pm] Glun: AND THUS TEA WAS HAD AND THE WORLD WAS SAVED
[11:43pm] • DragonDaemon makes rasping noises
[11:43pm] • DragonDaemon falls off the platter
[11:43pm] Glun: And this marvellous mystic little image of the wizard drinking tea with his bird and dragon companions is an excellent point to end the story, don't you think?
[11:44pm] Glun: Also there's Retty asleep over there who forgot his tea, but yeah.
[11:44pm] Glun: THEND.
[11:44pm] Glun: And goodnight everyone!
[11:44pm] • DragonDaemon lies on the floor twitching