Fluffies on Drugs

>Give fluffy pony a bottle of whiskey
>Fluffy pony whines about how it doesn't taste pretty
>Later, fluffy pony lays on the floor, crying
>You ask it what's wrong
>It cries and bumbles something about, "sowwe bout bad poopies" and how you're it's best friend
>Remind fluffy pony that the last time it had an accident was three weeks ago, and that you forgive it
>"stiww sowwee do'..."
>Results: Negative

>Feed fluffy pony secondary smoke from a joint
>Fluffy pony experiences the effects of THC
>Fluffy pony sits on the couch next to you, staring at cartoons and giggling its ass off for no reason
>You ask it what's wrong
>Fluffy pony waits 4 minutes and responds, claiming that it, "Wanna... hungy... saghets."
>Fix spaghetti for fluffy pony
>After gobbling down its plate, fluffy pony stares at it for another few minutes then gets up to hug you
>You lift it up and see that it is indeed crying, but not sobbing, just smiling and, even, giggling a little while preserving a steady stream of tears
>Results: Creepy

>Sprinkle cocaine into fluffy pony's dinner
>Fluffy pony won't shut up about huggies
>Every step is a jump
>Every ball push is a launch
>Shits everywhere and claims that it's his house now, threatening you with "big owies"
>Results: Annoying

>Slip fluffy pony one eighth of a tablet of Ecstasy
>Fluffy pony begins to flip his shit in a fit of self-hugging on your couch
>Completely forgets you exist for the next two hours
>Endless wiggling of leggies
>Pretty neat - you get two hours of peace
>Of course, you still have to clean up a little puddle of fluffy semen off the leather after
>Results: Inconclusive

>Inject fluffy pony with heroin
>Fluffy becomes comatose
>Bleach, yadda yadda
>Results: Boring

>Let fluffy pony hit a pipe of Methamphetamine
>Fluffy pony dies before his lips even touch the fucking pipe
>Results: Perfect