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  1. [23:18:16] *** Mike (Mikgreg) added EGGonTOAST | Callan ***
  2. [23:18:27] Mike (Mikgreg): so callan what have you learned
  3. [23:18:40] EGGonTOAST | Callan: i have learned that
  4. [23:18:46] EGGonTOAST | Callan: i was here all along
  5. [23:19:00] EGGonTOAST | Callan: http://eggontoast.pw/wkPK
  6. [23:19:04] Mike (Mikgreg): ok thanks for sharing
  7. [23:19:08] EGGonTOAST | Callan: i have learned THAT
  8. [23:19:26] EGGonTOAST | Callan: i will stay and make stuff for omegarealm for free until i grow an arm out of my knee
  9. [23:19:51] Mike (Mikgreg): i thought you already grew an arm out of your knee
  10. [23:19:54] Mike (Mikgreg): and why would you need an arm in your knee
  11. [23:20:02] Mike (Mikgreg): and where will you get a knee bc you dont have legs
  12. [23:20:14] Mike (Mikgreg): or arms
  13. [23:20:19] Mike (Mikgreg): or a head
  14. [23:20:23] Mike (Mikgreg): or eyes
  15. [23:20:28] Mike (Mikgreg): you just have a mouth
  16. [23:20:45] EGGonTOAST | Callan: oh so im just like
  17. [23:20:48] EGGonTOAST | Callan: a moving mouth
  18. [23:20:51] EGGonTOAST | Callan: on the ground
  19. [23:21:10] Mike (Mikgreg): no your mouth is at your normal height
  20. [23:21:32] EGGonTOAST | Callan: okay so am i invisible but my mouth stays there
  21. [23:21:38] Mike (Mikgreg): yeah
  22. [23:22:15] EGGonTOAST | Callan: mate how easy it would be to kiss someone and run away
  23. [23:22:31] EGGonTOAST | Callan: wait do i have invisible limbs
  24. [23:22:33] EGGonTOAST | Callan: or no limbs
  25. [23:22:33] Mike (Mikgreg): not very easy actually because when you try to run you float away
  26. [23:22:42] Mike (Mikgreg): no limbs
  27. [23:22:49] EGGonTOAST | Callan: can i fly
  28. [23:22:54] Mike (Mikgreg): no
  29. [23:23:01] EGGonTOAST | Callan: :( life is so shit :(
  30. [23:23:04] Mike (Mikgreg): you need a wheelchair
  31. [23:23:12] EGGonTOAST | Callan: how does a mouth
  32. [23:23:16] EGGonTOAST | Callan: sit in a wheelchair
  33. [23:23:24] Mike (Mikgreg): you are made of solid air
  34. [23:23:32] EGGonTOAST | Callan: wtf is solid air
  35. [23:23:39] Mike (Mikgreg): something i just made up
  36. [23:23:44] EGGonTOAST | Callan: is it good
  37. [23:23:55] Mike (Mikgreg): if you look at it you die
  38. [23:23:59] Mike (Mikgreg): so when people look at you they die
  39. [23:24:05] EGGonTOAST | Callan: WHY IS MY LIFE SO FULL OF FUCK
  40. [23:24:22] Mike (Mikgreg): there is one upside
  41. [23:24:29] Mike (Mikgreg): only one
  42. [23:24:41] Mike (Mikgreg): you have 1 tooth so people laugh at you
  43. [23:24:44] Mike (Mikgreg): oh thats not good
  44. [23:24:50] EGGonTOAST | Callan: :(
  45. [23:24:56] EGGonTOAST | Callan: my life is so shit
  46. [23:24:58] EGGonTOAST | Callan: i cant even
  47. [23:25:00] EGGonTOAST | Callan: kill myself
  48. [23:25:07] EGGonTOAST | Callan: i just fucking float
  49. [23:25:11] Mike (Mikgreg): and now you know what will happen if you were a floating mouth
  50. [23:25:31] EGGonTOAST | Callan: mike you make me want to never leave your side
  51. [23:25:59] Mike (Mikgreg): im knowledgable in those types of situations where if someone was to randomly turn into a floating mouth
  52. [23:26:13] EGGonTOAST | Callan: is there a floating nose
  53. [23:26:34] Mike (Mikgreg): no but there is a floating finger
  54. [23:26:53] EGGonTOAST | Callan: what does a floating finger do
  55. [23:26:54] Mike (Mikgreg): have you ever seen the skittles ad
  56. [23:26:58 | Edited 23:27:06] Mike (Mikgreg): where the guy touches things
  57. [23:26:59] EGGonTOAST | Callan: which one
  58. [23:27:02] Mike (Mikgreg): and it turns into skittles
  59. [23:27:14] EGGonTOAST | Callan: LOL yeah
  60. [23:27:22] EGGonTOAST | Callan: i thought you meant the sex one but good
  61. [23:27:26] Mike (Mikgreg): well the finger does that
  62. [23:27:29] Mike (Mikgreg): but not with skittles
  63. [23:27:33] Mike (Mikgreg): it turns everything into lava
  64. [23:27:45] EGGonTOAST | Callan: LOL what if you touch lava though
  65. [23:27:54] Mike (Mikgreg): it turns into skittles
  66. [23:28:10] EGGonTOAST | Callan: and if you touch skittles
  67. [23:28:14] Mike (Mikgreg): you die
  68. [23:28:36] EGGonTOAST | Callan: what if you touch susan boyle
  69. [23:28:46] Mike (Mikgreg): you get massively aroused
  70. [23:28:52] Mike (Mikgreg): you dont need the finger for that
  71. [23:28:57] Mike (Mikgreg): that just happens anyway
  72. [23:28:58] EGGonTOAST | Callan: iofyeuio;egi
  73. [23:29:05] EGGonTOAST | Callan: my head hit the keyboard sry
  74. [23:29:13] EGGonTOAST | Callan: oh shit MIKE
  75. [23:29:16] EGGonTOAST | Callan: a floating finger
  76. [23:29:17] Mike (Mikgreg): yeah my head falls off sometimes too
  77. [23:29:19] EGGonTOAST | Callan: is in my room
  78. [23:29:21] EGGonTOAST | Callan: what do i do
  79. [23:29:26] Mike (Mikgreg): eat it
  80. [23:29:32] EGGonTOAST | Callan: will i turn into lava
  81. [23:29:38] Mike (Mikgreg): you might turn into lava
  82. [23:29:45] EGGonTOAST | Callan: is there a way to stop it
  83. [23:29:51] Mike (Mikgreg): no
  84. [23:30:04] EGGonTOAST | Callan: okay being a finger is shit too
  85. [23:30:15] EGGonTOAST | Callan: but at least its not as bad as a floating mouth
  86. [23:30:25] Mike (Mikgreg): what about the floating toenail
  87. [23:30:42] Mike (Mikgreg): you dont have anything special about you but everyone just finds you disgusting so they all avoid you
  88. [23:30:42] EGGonTOAST | Callan: fuck what does that do
  89. [23:31:17] EGGonTOAST | Callan: does it have touching powers
  90. [23:31:21] EGGonTOAST | Callan: thats if it can
  91. [23:31:26] EGGonTOAST | Callan: because people run away from it
  92. [23:31:44] Mike (Mikgreg): no you are literally just a normal toenail
  93. [23:31:55] EGGonTOAST | Callan: tbh
  94. [23:31:58] EGGonTOAST | Callan: i think
  95. [23:32:10] Mike (Mikgreg): you cant move
  96. [23:32:11] Mike (Mikgreg): either
  97. [23:32:17] Mike (Mikgreg): so you're just a toenail on the floor
  98. [23:32:19] EGGonTOAST | Callan: i'd rather be a toenail over a floating finger or mouth
  99. [23:32:23] EGGonTOAST | Callan: LOL
  100. [23:32:30] EGGonTOAST | Callan: what if you get hoovered up
  101. [23:32:51] Mike (Mikgreg): you live next to a homeless person on the street
  102. [23:33:06] Mike (Mikgreg): one day he might eat you
  103. [23:33:11] EGGonTOAST | Callan: oh so you become a homeless toenail
  104. [23:33:12] Mike (Mikgreg): and you have to live with that trauma
  105. [23:33:21] EGGonTOAST | Callan: which is soon to be eaten by a homeless man
  106. [23:33:26] Mike (Mikgreg): yeah
  107. [23:33:39] Mike (Mikgreg): this is why people generally don't have conversations with me past 10pm
  108. [23:33:42] EGGonTOAST | Callan: i feel sorry for people who have to turn into this
  109. [23:33:55] EGGonTOAST | Callan: i always wondered why
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