alias "tc_msg_1" "say thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis"
alias "tc_msg_2" "say i fapped so hard mine dong flew out da window i here its in china now"
alias "tc_msg_3" "say wow op i fap so hard my dick bigger 2 inches great vid"
alias "tc_msg_4" "say omg i coming cats and dogs thnx for pic!!"
alias "tc_msg_5" "say omg op i come so hard that I shot a whole in my wall. now my mom is angry and said i had a hug cock!"
alias "tc_msg_6" "say i came so hard im now a woman thx op"
alias "tc_msg_7" "say The hurricane winds generated from how fast I was whacking it knocked down my entire south wall of my house and now car alarms all over the neigborhood are going off."
alias "tc_msg_8" "say I just shat my pants in class now i cant move or it will all squelch out and the girl near me is starting to notice the smell thanks op!"
alias "tc_msg_9" "say i know own a small fast food chain in rhode island thx op"
alias "tc_msg_10" "say thx op for share her exclusive move make sister grew dick to fuck my ass with"
alias "tc_msg_11" "say op i slipped on my own penis im calling the police fuck you op"
alias "tc_msg_12" "say WOW BITCH NOZE HOW TO SUKK GUD I CUM SO HARD MY BUCKET BROKE"
alias "tc_msg_13" "say super hot chick thanks op I came a whole mom"
alias "tc_msg_14" "say oh god all i have left to cum is bone marrow aaaah god no stop it hurts m bone marrow thx op 10/10"
alias "tc_msg_15" "say holy penis i shat pics of spiderman"
alias "tc_msg_16" "say epic win OP I cam shit and shat cum"
alias "tc_msg_17" "say I’m watching this now with my family and my granpa is winning the cumbucket challenge thx op 10/10"
alias "tc_msg_18" "say I came so hard my cum created a sonic boom and now I can’t hear shit thx op 10/10"
alias "tc_msg_19" "say your under arrest op for make this such fantastic porno movievideo, I birthed several sperm childs"
alias "tc_msg_20" "say thx op i came so hard my dick split open and wasps flew out and stung my mom 9/11"
alias "tc_msg_21" "say thx op i cut dick off and threw my dick like cum grenade 10/10"
alias "tc_msg_22" "say op made me cum like a small turtle call me franklin"
alias "tc_msg_23" "say awesome porno op I came in a poor man’s suit pocket."
alias "tc_msg_24" "say I RIPPED MY ARM OFF AND CAME TO STOP THE BLEEDING THX OP"
alias "tc_msg_25" "say omfg my dick got so hard i could fuck my own asshole!"
alias "tc_msg_26" "say thx OP! I had balck labador retriver dog and i cam on him now i have Dalmatian dog"
alias "tc_diceroll_1" "alias tc_result tc_msg_1; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_2"
alias "tc_diceroll_2" "alias tc_result tc_msg_2; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_3"
alias "tc_diceroll_3" "alias tc_result tc_msg_3; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_4"
alias "tc_diceroll_4" "alias tc_result tc_msg_4; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_5"
alias "tc_diceroll_5" "alias tc_result tc_msg_5; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_6"
alias "tc_diceroll_6" "alias tc_result tc_msg_6; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_7"
alias "tc_diceroll_7" "alias tc_result tc_msg_7; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_8"
alias "tc_diceroll_8" "alias tc_result tc_msg_8; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_9"
alias "tc_diceroll_9" "alias tc_result tc_msg_9; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_10"
alias "tc_diceroll_10" "alias tc_result tc_msg_10; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_11"
alias "tc_diceroll_11" "alias tc_result tc_msg_11; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_12"
alias "tc_diceroll_12" "alias tc_result tc_msg_12; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_13"
alias "tc_diceroll_13" "alias tc_result tc_msg_13; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_14"
alias "tc_diceroll_14" "alias tc_result tc_msg_14; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_15"
alias "tc_diceroll_15" "alias tc_result tc_msg_15; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_16"
alias "tc_diceroll_16" "alias tc_result tc_msg_16; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_17"
alias "tc_diceroll_17" "alias tc_result tc_msg_17; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_18"
alias "tc_diceroll_18" "alias tc_result tc_msg_18; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_19"
alias "tc_diceroll_19" "alias tc_result tc_msg_19; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_20"
alias "tc_diceroll_20" "alias tc_result tc_msg_20; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_21"
alias "tc_diceroll_21" "alias tc_result tc_msg_21; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_22"
alias "tc_diceroll_22" "alias tc_result tc_msg_22; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_23"
alias "tc_diceroll_23" "alias tc_result tc_msg_23; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_24"
alias "tc_diceroll_24" "alias tc_result tc_msg_24; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_25"
alias "tc_diceroll_25" "alias tc_result tc_msg_25; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_26"
alias "tc_diceroll_26" "alias tc_result tc_msg_26; alias tc_cycle tc_diceroll_1"
alias "tc_dice" "tc_result; tc_cycle"
alias "tc_result" "tc_msg_1"
alias "tc_cycle" "tc_diceroll_2"
bind "9" "tc_dice"