So You're Going to House A Kraken

Congratulations on being part of the Exchange Program. You have proven through our extensive selection process to be a capable host and able to provide an enriching experience for your guest. As a local representative, I am grateful that you'll house Kalena, Mr, uh, Anon. Heh, sorry I'm a bit new.

Anyways I'm fairly certain you've already gone through this during your interview, but I'll go over this just to mqke sure we're on the same page. As a host, you are to provide a home, meals and a room for your guest. I understand that you already possess an outdoor pool but,  it's not sufficient for most marine MG's, especially a Kraken. Fret not, we of the Program will provide labor to remodel your home to better suit your guest. This will of course be covered by the Program, along with other financial benefits. Although by law we're not allowed to simply hand you a check, we are able to ensure a few generous tax deductions to help ease a few worries.

Now we're past that, we can finally talk about your guest.
As Kalena is a Kraken from the Gulf of Mexico you're proably worrying about some culture clash. Not to worry, as you've hopefully been preparing for her, she has done the same. All of our guests are required to be proficient in english and have a basic grasp of their hosts' countries' cultures and mannerisms. As long as you make sure to help expand her knowledge of your country everything will  go just swimmingly, pardon the pun. She does have her own monthly income to spend as she wishes, but it's only enough for light entertainment. You'll still be required to provide meals and basic housing needs.

Kalena's a calm and easygoing girl, chances are she's not gonna' go ballistic unless you've done something wrong to her. Of course you wouldn't do that, right? Of course not, you seem to be above that sort of thing. Like many of the Scylla family she has a penchant for wrapping herself around things, mainly people. Part of your job would be to make sure she understands your personable boundaries. After all, we're an Exchange organization, not a mail order bride service. Oh, sorry for the off-handed comment. You wouldn't believe the amount of baseless claims we receive, just for wanting to help integration of two races.

Back on the topic of Kalena. In friends she's like a social magnet, so don't be surprised if she comes home with twenty other MG's buzzing around her. As a bit of a romantic, she sometimes ends up going for guys who aren't exactly boyfriend material. She's a smart gal but her taste in men isn't always good. Part of our policy is for the guests to have their own relationships on their own terms, but please, if there's any problem, just call me.

And that's the rundown. Just sign here and I'll be on my way. Good luck to you and I hope this will be a memorable experience for all of us.  Any questions?

"Wait, it says she'll be here today. There must be some mistake."

No, not at all. Didn't you get the emails?