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- >Be anon
- >You’re taking a very comfortable ride to pony prison
- >The official reason is for insulting the princess
- >She went too far “interrogating” (at first it was cute), and you flipped out on her
- >After the fact, she seemed to understand the deal
- >The real reason… you don’t want to think about it
- >Bad memories
- >Shaking your head, you look out the chariot’s window
- >The view form up here is pretty awesome
- >A welcome change of scenery, to say the least
- >Too bad it will all go away in prison
- >Speaking of which, the chariot has started to come down near what looks like a mini town
- >Must be picking someone else up
- >“Alright, we’re here”
- >Wut
- >This is some kind of resort
- >How is this your stop?
- >“Eeyup. Maximum security prison, curtesy of the princess herself. Don’t keep the warden waiting!”
- >The driver says, rushing you out the chariot and taking off
- >The place really does feel like a small town
- >With fences that barely reach your head surrounding it
- >Maybe this is just a front for something worse on the inside
- >Gotta stay on your toes
- >You sigh, rolling your shoulders
- “So… this is it huh?”
- >”Anonymous!”
- >Somebody was calling for you
- “That’s me”
- >You reply, and turn to face whoever it is
- >It’s a guard mare, judging by the shirt and mini utility belt
- >“I’m Warden! I hope your time here is really productive!”
- >At a place like this words like that might make you weary
- >But for some reason, it just sounded innocent
- >But still, gotta be on your game so you don’t end up being on the wrong side of a prison gang
- >You’ve never been in jail yourself, much less a maximum security prison
- >But you’ve heard some ugly stories, and you really don’t want to experience them
- >“Come with me and I’ll show you to your room!”
- >Room?
- >Do they just not want to call it a cell?
- >Hmm
- >You put it on the back burner for now
- >There’s more inconsistencies with what you envisioned jail to be like
- >For one thing, everything is clean
- >The walls were all painted with enough colors to feel like a normal room, and not like a hospital
- >You’re passing what looks like apartment rooms now that you’re inside one of the buildings
- >Most of them have names
- >What kind of prison has private rooms?
- >“Here we are!”
- >Your energetic warden exclaims, opening a door with the number 007 on the plaque
- >That brings a tiny grin to your face
- >Which vanishes in shock when she opens the door
- “Whoa”
- >This “cell” is a freaking luxury apartment
- >The room is enormous
- >There’s a small dining table, easily a queen sized bed, a bathroom with a tub and everything, and huge windows with some fancy looking drapes
- >There’s even a mini fridge
- >A MINI FRIDGE
- >This is better than your apartment back home
- >Even without a TV
- >“I hope nothing is out of place! We work very hard to ensure the comfort of our guests!”
- “No, no. everything looks amazing….”
- >You dismissively reply, still staring at the room
- >“Great! Dinner starts in two and a half hours!”
- >Warden cheerily replies
- >Her enthusiasm is insane
- >“If you want, arts and crafts is open! If you have any questions, just ask a guardspony! I’ll send somepony back in a couple hours to escort you to the mess hall! Toot-a-loo!”
- >And she just walks away
- >What even is this place??
- >Arts and crafts?
- >Apartment suites for cells?
- >The doors even lock! (Though you assume the guards would have keys)
- >First thing’s first; shower
- >Then you think you’ll try out the new bed
- >It looks cozy
- >Makes you think this place might not be too-
- “Don’t even think that kind of thing”
- >You scold yourself
- >No inviting bad luck today
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