Oh okay how nice, hi
I could take you on an adventure
Alarm sounds going off
And I’m thinking
Your face doesn’t
Piss me at all
Are you my new sensei
(I don’t know what that means)
If I get excited
I’m gonna say hey

Hey

Nice hair, ugly belt
Where should we put this finger
We’re gonna take all night
Did you figure out where this will end up?
If not we’ll talk
Where do I get to take you
Take your passport and catch me
I’ve had ideas before
Was this is already?
Or do we kiss?
You’ve got a sleeve I’ve got the ace
We’ll compare them tomorrow

See I’ve got a waiting line
Maybe you’ll get a spot
I hope you don’t mind bruises
If you get shoved down
You are pretty and stupid
And that’s why I’m staying by your side
This is a closed group
You can’t get in
But I’ve got a waiting line
Maybe you’ll get a spot

Blue eyes, cherry lips
You could take me into an adventure
If not you then someone else
It’s already November after all
But hey let’s wait
Change a stuck up into a princess
Call me again

Egg chicken ain’t it so yeah
Dis you already figure where this will end up?
You might be a little shocked
I faked my resume
And flirted with your mom
But I think you knew already
That I’m a prince dressed as a democrat

Oh boy, oh boy and that disco
I told you I was a lizard