AiE - Starlight Glimmer - Friends *finished*

"Happy Birthday, Starlight!" you said to your favorite pony
>She didn't seem to notice you and kept walking
>You caught up, clutching her gift under your arm
>You'd scrounged up some cash and got her a book on magic
>Not just any book, it was an illegally-made copy of a 2700 year old book of "practical" magic
>Back when practical included being able to defend your village from dragons and shit
>It took weeks of bribing guards to let you into Celestia's archives to write down everything in that ancient tome
>After that you put it all into a nice hardback book for her
>You hoped she liked it
"Hey Starry, I got you something." you said as you caught up with her
>She continued to ignore you, maybe she didn't hear?
"Starry?"
>"Don't call me that, human."
"I got you a present for your birthday."
>She stopped and looked at the book with a mild interest
>"Maybe there's a spell in here to get you to leave me alone." she smirked
"Haha, I'd hope not."
>She put the book in her saddlebags and continued walking
>You followed
"So I was thinking we could go check out that new neighponnese restaurant later, I'll pay."
>Starlight didn't hear you
>Maybe you should've gotten her a hearing aid
>"Oh. I have plans with, uh... I think maybe Twilight. Sorry."
>Starlight disappeared in a flash
>It sure was nice having a friend here in Equestria, these ponies sure were mean
>But not Starry, she was one of the good ones

>She left you standing in the street, teleporting off like that
>A stallion bumped into you and growled
>"Watch where you're going, asshole."
"Sorry."
>You should probably head home
>It was right around the block
>A short walk later left you at your shack's door
>Home sweet home
>It wasn't nearly as nice as some of the places you'd seen but it was what you could afford and it was pretty cozy with the furnishings you'd added
>You walked in and crashed on the couch which doubled as your bed
>You'd take a nap and then go for a sunset walk
>Maybe Starlight would want to come
>That'd be nice
>You pulled the blanket over you and slowly slipped into the self-loathing coma you'd later call a power nap
>When you woke up, the sun was setting, time for that walk
>A walk through the park would clear up your mind
>The dirt path led around a lake to your favorite secluded bench
>It was hidden in an alcove formed by a willow tree right on the lake's shore
>As you watched a group of ducks tread across the lake, you heard two familiar voices talking
>"Twilight, do I have to be friends with him? Isn't there anypony else?"
>"You know as well as I do that he doesn't have any friends. He really likes you, Star."
>"I don't care, I can't stand him. I'd rather go back to being in hiding than be his friend. See? Look at this, he got me some stupid spellbook for my birthday."
>"Oh right, happy birthday. But still, he obviously cares about you."
>"That doesn't matter, I couldn't care less about him, Twi. He's so... just weird. And annoying. And just too much to list."
>"Starlight, he got you this spellbook?"
>"Yeah, I didn't really do much more than glance at it."
>"Not everypony can be perfect, or even good. But I know Anon is really a nice creature without a friend in the world."
>"If he were really nice, he'd have friends. I swear, one day he's going to snap and murder somepony."
>The voices cut out as they finally walked out of earshot
>What do you even do with this?

>A snap of a twig brings your attention from the surface of the lake
>Starlight and Twilight walked into the alcove to sit on the bench
>Both are staring at you in shock
>"S-so, Anon, you alright. What are you doing out here." Twilight asks nervously
"Overhearing more than I'd wanted to."
>Starlight backs off a bit
>Your gaze travels back to the lake, the sun reflecting off of it
>"Are you alright?"
"I guess I should've seen it from a mile away. I was just happy to have a friend."
>"Anon..."
"My birthday was three months ago, I asked you and your friends if you'd join me out for dinner, I ate alone that night at a big, empty table."
>You turn towards Twiggy and Star
"I can't even be mad. I'm just disappointed that you kept it secret for whatever reason."
>Starlight climbs up onto the bench next to you
>"Anon I'm sor-"
"You're sorry I heard what you said. If I annoy you so much, why not leave me all together?"

Enter Starlight
>You didn't really like Anon but this was a whole different side of him
>What really unnerved you about this was his lack of emotion, almost like he already knew deep down
>Regardless, the next morning you didn't see him
>Nor that afternoon, lunch break was lonely without him
>Nor did you see him on the walk from work
>You passed by his shack to check up on him
>It was mostly empty
>The big furniture was around, but the small things were gone
>You slowly opened the door
>He left a note attached to the wall across from the door
>'I thought about it, I can't stay in a place where my friendship is a burden and my presence is a nuisance, I know when I'm not wanted. Onward to brighter horizons. ~Anonymous'
>You can't really say you miss him all that much in the end
>You didn't really care enough to go looking for him, either
>You found a few new friends and moved on

>Be Twilight
>It's been awhile since Anon's disappearance
>honestly it eats you up a little inside that you couldn't mend a friendship with Anon, but you guess this is just another friendship lesson
>Some ponies just don't mesh well with humans
>You just hope wherever he is now is better
>Starlight is getting better albeit slowly
>then you get a letter from Celestia
>but that's wrong
>You only have a friendly exchange with Celestia on Tuesdays
>it'shappening.jpg
>After a quick panic attack you read the goddamn letter
>itisn'thappening.png
>Well, you guess it's for the better
>Celestia wants you to run a little errand for her, because tax payers money for the Royal guard wouldn't be a waste if they actually fucking did something
>Town's gone silent
>Bureaucrats gone oogie spoogy
>So it's up to you now, Twiglot sprigle and the rest of the Mane 6+1


>Be Born again Starlight
>Makin friends an shit
>Well sort of
>Still a douche but your working on it
>Now on the friendship express with your six aquantances
>It's kinda awkward, but you're tryin
>passing through the arid desert to the edge of nowhere
>On a mission from Celly D in the sky herself
>Quick and easy
>Check out a town
>Ask question and the haps
>Giggle at the ghosties
>Candy in the bag
>Train though only takes you so far before you got to walk
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>It's a while before you hit a hill with a large rock at the top
>below is a village
>well actually it's not just a village, it's your village
>your precious village where everything was perfectly tits
>triggered.gif
>They betrayed you in favor their-
>Shiet hold on Starlight, get a hold of yourself
>It's fine, it alright...
>Just gotta not...
>You sigh and walk with your friend down to the town
>Only now you get a good look at everything
>Cobwebs and tumbleweeds everywhere
>The place is dead and deserted
>Except for sound of rickety wood creaking every second
>You all approach the noise when you hear a confident smirk
>"Well well well, look at what we got here"

>Oh know
>Not him
>You get a better glimpse of a rocking chair outside the town hall and see his smug mug
>Rainbow Dash was probably about to say something stupid when you beat her to the punch
"What did you do to my town!?"
>"Yeah, what she said"
>Anon snickers to himself, continuing to rock in that stupid chair
>You walk up closer to him
"Hey, answer me"
>"Yeah, answer her"
>"That's a lot of implying you did there"
>Twilight quirked a brow more curious then the others for the truth
>"Then what did happen?"
>Anon takes a deep breathe
>Then exhales
>"Well, that story starts a long time ago..."
>Then takes another deep breath
>Then exhales
>Then leans back into his chair and inhales
>He leans and rocks his chair
>And then exhales
>You sit down
>Then inhales
>is he fucking serous?
>Then exhales
>you poke at a rock
>Then inhales
>The rest of your friends are watching anon with dull eyes
>Then you hear snoring
>Rarity rolls her eyes
>She uses her magic to tip the rocking chair over too hard
>"Gah fuck a mother
>Anon falls to the ground
>"Whoa what happened?"
>Rainbow Dash facehoofs
>"You were telling us what happened to the town"
>"oh yeah, sure, but how bout I fix you girls a little something to eat first.Girls must be starving"
"No Anon, we-"
>"Sure"
>Applejack's stomach took its chance to vocalize its complaint with a loud growl
>All eyes were now on Applejack
>"What? I ain't ashamed of havin needs."
>"Well then, it sounds like I'll be making some chow. You girls come inside with me, and I'll make some soup sandwiches"
>There's collective groan

>The interior of the house was nothing special
>Only a small cabin with a kitchen and a main room
>There wasn't much need for a personal sanctuary when everypony was equal and had nothing to withhold from each other... except you of course
>You gathered at a dining table at the center of the shack with your friends and sat together
>Anon bustled over to the corner kitchen where a large pot was already sitting on the stove
>He flicked the light on and started opening random drawers and grabbing things at random
>The room was considerably spartan without all your posters preaching the benefits of being a good friend to others
>This is probably what caused Rarity to grimace after sitting up in her seat
>"Well isn't this just... cozy"
>"Well, I've been hoping to spruce up the place, but never really bothered when I have time. It's a shame I didn't ask, Miss Open Spaces to do something about it. She told me she had a knack for feng shui"
>Rainbow Dash narrowed her eyes
>"Yeah, what did happen to this Miss Open Spaces. That's a pretty big pot you've got their. Big enough to fit a pony or two."
>Pinkie gasps loudly "I know exactly what's going on"
>"He's an evil enchanter and he.... uh... does evil banters... and if you look into his eyes... ummm... hold on for second"
>Anon though just does one of his annoying hearty chuckle
>"Heh Heh Heh, ahhhh. No Pinkie, this is just my special leftover surprise"
>"With an extra helping of chunky ponies?"
>Anon lift pinkie off his head and out of his smiling face and gently sets her on the ground
>"No, no, It's just soup. Now let me cook you some grub"
>Pinkie dragged her hooves over to her seat, while Twilight cleared her throat
>"Soo, of all places for you to leave Ponyville, I didn't expect you to end here."
>"Oh really, where would you have seen me more?"
>"I don't know. Maybe somewhere with more ponies."
>"Well, this place did have plenty of pony folks when I got here."

"So, what. happened?"
>You were practically simmering in your seat
>"Welp, it all started with a little town called Ponyville. Tried making friends there and looked to settle down. After it was made very clear to me, I was unwanted, I decided to head out."
>Your friends
>"Well, let's not be harsh, darling, nopony disliked you. You were a nice human, but... er... how do I say this..."
>"Yeah, it wus uhm... I dunno..."
>Anon gave a soft smile
>"Oh don't worry Rarity, I know we never clicked, nor you Applejack or you Rainbow Dash, or well anypony. But the one time I really tried, I thought I'd help a pony make another friend she might really need, but as at turned out, she was very apposed to me being her friend."
>Why do you feel like shit right now?
>You shouldn't be feeling bad
>"She really didn't like me, so I thought I'd head on out so I don't cause her any more grief than she's already got. By the way, Glimmy, have you made anymore friends?"
>Ugh shit
>Twilight's rubbing the back of her head, but now the rest of your friend's easily put two and two together
>Now everypony was giving you a condescending look
>You just have to bear with it with a nervous smile
"Oh, I uh, started doing book talks with Colegate."
>"Well, that's nice. Oh and when you get back, be sure to help out that Derpy gal. She's a real nice gal and if you'd give her a hoof, I'm sure she'd really appreciate it."
"Um sure, so you left Ponyville"
>"Yup, I left Ponyville and headed on a one way ticket to nowhere. And out in the desert I found this little old place here. Pony folk were happy and loved each other, but the place was falling apart. I came in and offered a hand, and well one thing became the next, and I was practically running the place."
"Really? They trusted you with the entire town"
>"Yup. These ponies were a different bunch I'll tell you that. They loved ponies, or well now, people who were different. Especially since I was different."

>Well this is unexpected
>You weren't really onboard with the thought that Anon was a pony eating monster, but it made more since than this happening
>Pinkie piped up
>"So where are all the ponies now?"
>"They all left."
"Left?"
>"Yup"
"Where? Why?"
>"Well, after about a week, I started really talking to these ponies, and they were happy, but they weren't the settling type."
>"Say again?"
>Anon looked over at you
>"Starlight when you gathered all these ponies to this town, you gathered ponies who were young, and accepting and full of life. They had things they want to do. Places to go, horizons to seek. One 'dude' wanted to ski differant mountains, one girl wanted to start a bakery in Manehattan, one after another, they belonged somewhere else."
>"And so they just all left on their own"
>"They needed some encouragement and I'm always happy to help a pony in need."
>He chuckles, before putting on some weird impression
>"DO IT!!"
>He stands with his legs open and swings his arms down
>"JUST DO IT! DON'T LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS!!"
"Okay, okay we get it..."
>"YESTERDAY YOU SAID TOMORROW, SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??!! JUST, DO IT!!"
>Now he's pacing doing random squats
"Okay, we get it!"
>"heh, well, needless to say they all went chasing their dreams and eventually the rest were looking for better homes since the community just about dried"
>Anon was now cutting up bread loaves when Rainbow Dash tilted her head
>"If everypony's' gone, then why are you still here?"
>Anon was starting set out plates when he stopped
>"I don't know. I think I'm just tired."
>He goes back to setting up plates in the kitchen
>"Ever since I came to Equestria, I've always had less and less energy. It's always getting hardy to get out of bed. It's always a lot of work talking and chit chatting. I'm in my mid thirties, but I always feel like I came back from marathon."
>Twilight looks worried
>"Anon, are-"
>"This probably no 5 star meal, but I think it's my finest yet"

>Anon set down seven plates of bread bowl with tomato soup inside, squished into a sandwhich wide shape
>"Bon Appetit. If you need me, I'll be back in my chair. Feel free to serve yourself seconds."
>Everypony looks at Anon leave the house
>You shrug before going to your soup sandwich

>Soup sandwich was pretty alright
>You and the girls were eating away when Fluttershy spoke up
>"So Twilight what happens now?"
>Twilight finishes her bite, "well, I there's obviously no trouble here, so there's nothing keeping us here. We should definitely tell Celestia and Canterlot that there isn't a town here anymore. So we can leave whenever we want"
>Applejack looked out the front window
>Orange rays cascade over the arid desert leaving lingering warmth over the sand
>"Shoot, it's almost sundown, so no point in leaving now. We should hang around till tomorrow morning.”
>Fluttershy looked over to the bed by the back wall
>”I’m sure Anon will let us stay the night.”
>Twilight steps down from her seat
>”well then, it looks like we have a plan. We should be out of here by tomorrow. Sorry I dragged you all down here just for a little road trip.”
“Don’t worry Twilight. I actually appreciate this. It feels… well…”
>Twilight looks at you with concern
>”Starlight…”
“I’m fine. I’m actually, very… content. At least those ponies were happy.”
>tbqh you feel like shit
>The ponies really didn’t want to stay and all it took was one chimping out to motivate ponies to seek the dreams you’ve apparently been holding them from
>shit mang
>You've got to take a minute to think on this one

“Anon”
>Be book horse
>your sitting next to a rocking chair where a huge, green, hairless ape is choking himself in his sleep
>Or at least that’s what it sounds like
>Your suddenly reminded why the state paid for soundproof anon’s house
>You didn’t know anyone with snoring problems as bad as him
“Anon!”
>You still don’t reach him
>You start shaking his hand around
>”Arghh, get this hothead… yawwwww… out of here…”
“Anon wake up”
>”ugh”
>And with a groan the sleeping giant finally blinks his eyes
>He slowly stretches his arms and back up straight before slouching back down
>Finally he turns to you
>”Oh hey Twilight”
“Hi Anon, do you mind letting us stay in the town for the night?”
>He blinks before nodding his head
>”Sure sure. There’s actually the communes house where a couple beds are. Let help you put the sheets on the them.”
>He gets up and starts walking off the wooden porch scratching his back
>You follow alongside him at a slow pace
“Soo, how long were you here by yourself”
>”I think it’s been about two weeks”
“Two weeks? All by yourself!?”
>”Yup”
“Weren’t you lonely?”
>”You can bet your left ass cheek I was, but it gives me plenty of time to relax. It takes a lot of effort to do shit.”
>You think back to Ponyville
>It’s been three years since Anon’s arrived, and he’s been gone for about eight months
>Before he would always yell and jump, skip, hop
>He was always trying to be nice, but never meshed well
>He’d be cracking jokes about big guys, sexual innuendos, and very weird references
>sometimes just being a smarmy, witty asshole, but overall a nice guy
>But now, it’s pretty clear something’s wrong

>We enter a cabin across from Anon’s house
>He gestured his hand open in the air
>”Mi casa, su casa”
>You don’t understand, but smile along with it
>He opens the, apparently unlocked, door and eight small jail cells are lined the room
“You said this was the ‘communes house’”
>”Well it ain’t much a prison when all the cell doors are off the hinges”
>True to his word, the doors were gone only leaving a couple bars
“All the other houses are in disrepair, haven’t gotten to them yet, but here we got enough perfectly good beds”
>He walks over to the sheriff’s desk and take out a bunch of linens from under there
>You telekinetically take them from his arms and start laying them out on all the beds
>It only takes a second to make them look neat, before Anon suddenly leans on the desk
“Are you okay?”
>”I’m fine. I’m fine.”
>You are a Princess of Equestria
>You’re special talent is in magic and friendship
>You have three mother-fucking PhD’s
>And this nigga gonna say nothing’s wrong?
>Unless he grows some wings and gets crowned a princess that shit don’t fly here
>You roll your eyes and start a scanning spell
>Anon is surprisingly still and doesn’t resist at all, opting to sit down
>A scanning spell isn’t difficult or long, but Anon is a special case so you took your time
>What you found was well…. Not great

fuck I'm slow at writing

>Something is definitely wrong
“Anon, you’re running out of magic”
>”Damn, looks like those coin tricks were just out of my level”
“No really Anon this is bad”
>”Twilight I don’t exactly cast spells”
“Yes, but just living is an act of magic. Not a lot, but it’s still a leak. And you aren’t getting enough back in to cover over that leak”
>Anon’s quiet for a while
>It’s a couple minutes of silence as you try to think of some solution for him
>Anon’s skin is resistant to most equestrian magic, but maybe there’s a zebra potion he can start to take from now on. Maybe if-
>”Alright”
>You snap out of your musing
“Alright?”
>”Yup, it’s okay. I probably already figured”
“But we have to do something. We can find a cure surely with the help of the Princesses and all of Canterlot-“
>”Twilight I really don’t care”
>He starts to stand up and dust himself off
“No, we have…”
>”No, we don’t.”
>He leans forward
>You start to speak when he uses a finger to shush you
>”Twilight I spent the better have of a year looking for my place in this world, and now I have, and I fulfilled that purpose. I’m done living out a life without any sort of contact. I’m done with walking in towns and ponies ignoring me, cowering before me, or just outright being disrespectful. I’m just glad that the last place I lived in had some actual individuals willing to get to know me enough to listen when I speak or respond when I call. Princesses already told me I have a snowflake’s chance in hell of going home. Without that I don’t have anypony to go to or anywhere to go.”
>He sighs and stands up tall
>”I’d rather be content making this my home then continues to be a disturbance to others who clearly don’t want me.”
>He starts walking for the door leaving you to think of some response
>He stops for a moment before he exits

>”Oh and uh, don’t tell the rest of the girls this. I don’t need them to get worried for my case”
>You bite you lip, but nod
>He smiles and waves, before walking over to his cabin
>Think Twilight think. You gotta come up with something

>The way the moon was arranged that night was perfect
>The moonlight gave the small village ambiance of peace and comfort
>After a good meal and some ghost stories the girls went to their beds to rest for the hike back to the nearest town they had tommorow
>All the girls walked to their cells, except two
“So Twilight what did you have to tell me that you couldn’t in front of the girls?”
>Be Starlight Glimmer
>”Starlight, I have something very important you need to do.”
>Now you were suspicious
“What?”
>”Could you talk to Anon for a bit?”
“Why?”
>”Oh I just think he could use the company.”
“Okay, I guess.”
>”Just try talking about something he knows, like the human world.”
“Why don’t you just talk to him”
>”Well I’ve tried to talk to him, but every time he just thinks he’s being a burden and doesn’t like to hear his own voice. When it’s you, he’s probably going to talk because he wants to be your friend”
>This was… very overly complicated, but makes sense
“Alright then. I guess I’ll go over there now.”
>”Thanks Starlight, this’ll mean a lot to Anon”
>You raise an eyebrow at the odd request and behavior, but Twilight wasn’t exactly a normal pony
>You sigh before turning and looking for the hairless ape
>It was a short walk to his cabin, but it looks like he doesn’t even bother sleeping in his bed. Instead he was wrapped in a heavy blanket on his rocking chair
“Anon, are you awake?”
>Please don’t say anything
>”Yup. I’m awake.”
>Fuck a bitch
“So, me and the girls are leaving tomorrow, but I just wanted to ask you something real quick before I go to bed.”
>”Shoot”
“What’s it like on earth?”
>He takes a long deep breath
>”If I’m going to tell you about life on Earth, you need to know a couple things”
>He hunches over on an arm of his chair
>”First, let me tell you about niggers”

>The once blackened night was broken into glorious layers of purple hues retreating against the soft orange glow of the sun
>It was odd being a princess of equestria
>Physically speaking, you were capable of shattering though mountain
>Magically speaking, you were capable of burning oceans
>Intellectually speaking, you were a master of all areas of science and magic
>But here you were
>trapped
>your legs locked and your muscles didn't obey your command
>there was no harsher reality than that of a Monday morning
>Le_obese_feline.jpg
>Your try to shut your eyes again to run into the warm embrace of unconsciousness when you heard a murmur outside breaking your ticket back to a early morning nap
>You groan a low murmur
>You roll yourself off the bed and fall to your hooves
>The cold floor send shivers up your spine expel all sulking emotion from your body
>Slowly you walk out of the cabin, being sure not to wake any of your friends
>You walk outside to see Starlight and Anon both sitting outside their front deck covered in blankets still talking away
>You smile and approach them
>Hopefully this long talk will have made Anon realize he has a new friend and then he'll definitely come back to Ponyville with you
>You were confident Starlight, might get something out of Anon, but to be talkin-
>Wait, one goddamn second
>Is that a pot of coffee you smell?
>A smell almost as tantalizing as Celestia's bedroom in a heat season
>Your pace quickened over to the odd pair
>"And so then he built a giant wall."
>"And that solved everything?"
>"Everything that had to do with border”
>You call out to them
"Hey guys"
>"Morning Princess"
>"Hi Twilight"
"First-"
>"Coffee's inside, by the kitchen. We made that last pot, what, half an hour ago?"
>"That sounds right"
>You don't miss a beat and head stair for the liquid gold in the kitchen
>One cup later and you're ready to kill the day
>You come back out to see Anon yawning very loudly

>“And that’s it? He just made America great again”
>”Yup just like that”
>”Really?”
>”Not really. We just like to say he did.”
“So you two were up all night?”
>”Yeah. I was just telling Glimmy about Earth.”
“Really? You. Talking all night?”
>”Hey, not my fault, I just wanted to go to bed, when she kept asking more and more about races and shit.”
>”It’s all actually pretty interesting. Not the part about dindus getting shot, but the equal rights and that culture, and just everything is so in flux and-”
>Anon waves off a hand in disinterest
>”Yeah it sure is something, but it never turns out well getting to involved. I just know this shit.
>”But those poor underprivileged-“
>”Ab bah bah bup bup, I don’t want to get into it this early in the morning”
>”But it’s easy if we just-
>”So Twilight what’s the plan for the girls? You heading out later this morning”
“Well, I don’t know. If you want we can wait, and you can join us after a nap.”
>Anon goes silent
>After a second though he starts humming
>he leans back in his chair and rocks himself for half a minute
>Starlight starts to yawn
>”Well, I don’t know about you two, but I’m going to catch up on some sleep”
“Alright, we’ll catch you later”
>”See ya”

>Now alone with Anon, he stops humming and rocking, letting silence hang over the area
>”Twilight, I’m not ready to leave just yet.”
“It’s okay, we can leave tomorrow”
>”I don’t need a day. I need some time-“
“You don’t have time”
>”…”
“…”
>”Come back in a week and I’ll be ready. I imagine you girls have a lot of things to do. Applejack has a family. Rarity has a little girl-”
“Sister actually”
>”Family all the same. You girls can’t stay a week, but I need a week. Come back then and I’ll be good to go”
>You bite your lip
“Please, Anon, just come now an-“
>”Twilight, it’s hard to lose a home, no matter how shit it is. I’ve already been ripped from my planet, and now this town. Nope. It’s just too close to me to just up and leave”
>Your heart pounds hard as the hair pricknick at the back of your neck
“You promise, you’ll be okay by then”
>”Of course”

Forenote: Shake me up a bit, and put a hoof to my neck to check for a pulse before reading this
Dear Twilight,
It is regrettable that I might not keep my promise. I am sorry, but don’t regret my course of action. I would like to thank you though for the opportunity to extending my stay on Equestria, but I am still very content with how things are. It is comforting though, that in my final days I had the last days I got to share it with others, albeit I would have prefer friends and family, but that is no shortcoming of any of you or your friends, especially from Starlight Glimmer.
The fact we have never been friends in the past is unfortunate, but not the fault of you or I. This goes for all of your friends, as well as the ponies of Ponyville, and the citizens of Baltimare and the Equestrian TSA and the IRS, and etc and so forth. The only one I can blame for my lack of friendship is my circumstances of time and place as well as myself, where my already lacking social skills and very foreign concepts are lost completely on anyone I talk to, with the exception of the extremely eccentric ponies of Equalville.
Maybe if we tried again. If we did it all over, just maybe we had a chance to be good neighbors, hang out at places, or maybe even save the entire world. But that’s not the case. Though who knows what death will bring me, we might meet sometime again.
Sincerely
-Anonymous
P.S. Don’t look in my trunk under the bed. Just don’t.
>”Twilight what are you reading?”
“Oh nothing, Spike”
>You sigh heavily as you place the letter into your scrapbook of all your friendship lessons
“Just a letter from an old... friend of mine”