WARFRAME FRAMES GUIDE

WARFRAME FRAMES GUIDE

TABLE OF CONTENTS:
	1. Introduction
	2. List of frames.
	3. Nothing else. That's it.

----------INTRODUCTION----------

I decided that due to tierqueer being shit, I'd make a better frame guide. Keep in mind that I'm only MR6 and I also haven't played basically any of these. Oh well! I'll also do them in alphabetical order, because I'm lazy.

----------LIST OF FRAMES----------

=== ASH ===
Rating: Ninja.

Ash was originally meant to be a girl, but DE fucked that over. Now Ash is obviously a reverse-trap. If you pull off his codpiece in hopes of getting the 'bladestorm' you'll just find ladyparts. Have fun!

=== ATLAS ===
Rating: Shit.

Atlas has a really tiny head and his arms are too long. His penis is very small and he doesn't know how to use it. DNF, DNC.

=== BANSHEE ===
Rating: What the fuck is that helmet

Banshee is a screamer. You need earplugs or she will blow your head off. Literally. It's recommended that you have her blow your head... metaphorically.

=== CHROMA ===
Rating: Living Clothes fetishist

What the rating says. Also a dragon. Simulate chroma with Chroma by downloading and 3d-printing some models from dragondildo.com. You could arguably simulate it by actually buying a dragon dildo but that takes plat.

=== EMBER ===
Rating: Huge cock.

Do not sleep with Ember. She is actually a chicken, and thus it's bestiality.

=== EQUINOX ===
Rating: Classical tsundere

Changes genders depending on which form she/he is in. Despite this, there is one and only build: Anal.

=== EXCALIBUR ===
Rating: Actually Hayden Tenno from Dark Sector

Do not allow him to plunder your anus. King Arthur is like LONG dead and without him Excal will be stuck. Send help.

=== FROST ===
Rating: Ice Play is a thing I guess

Very bara. Very snuggly. Bring hot cocoa.

=== Hydroid ===
Rating: TENTACLES.

Nuff said.

=== Inaros ===
Rating: Long-dead mummy.

Dry and dusty. No fun unless you like sand everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE.

=== Ivara ===
Rating: Froggin hood.

She will steal your purity and you will like it. Amazing ass. Be careful when licking, or you will end up hallucinating for an extremely fun time. She generates mucus on her skin in order to breathe.

=== Limbo ===
Rating: M'lady

I can't give you any information. I, nor anybody else, has ever slept with him, no matter how many pedestals he puts people on.

=== Loki ===
Rating: Grab the frame by the horns

Amazing. Especially fun when he uses Switch Teleport mid-coitus. Also good for surprise sex. However, be careful to keep him away from each and every stallion unless you're into mpreg.

=== Mag ===
Rating: Hope you have a Prince Albert

Her face is like one of those plasma globes. The corona discharge follows your fingers. It's a lot of fun. Not good in bed without a judicious use of Pull.

=== Mesa ===
Rating: Cowgirl

I don't really have any jokes for this one, but I really really like her default helmet.

=== Mirage ===
Rating: Not real, like all of the best waifus.

Hall of Mirrors is the best thing in the world. Be prepared for a long night with a lotta Mirages.

=== Nekros ===
Rating: Use protection unless you like Soul Punches

Nekros is a necropheliac. However, he makes it a lot more fun. Kill some sexy grineer, drag them to him, have a party. Bring brewskis. Wait, you don't need to- he'll Descrate the corpses and give you all the brewskis you want!

=== Nezha ===
Rating: Actually a girl

Disregard the rating. Nezha has a penis and knows how to use it. Divine Spear is painful, but also fun once you're stretched out enough.

=== Nova ===
Rating: Cutie

DO NOT STICK ANYTHING INTO HER HEADPORTS. ANTIMATTER IS NOT FUN.
Though that's not a problem for you, since matter/antimatter reactions are based on mass.

Wears cute leggings.

=== Nyx ===
Rating: Has NTR fetish, uses mind control for it.

The horn thing on her head is an erogenous zone. Give it lots of rubs. Reads your mind to get your deepest perversions and re-enact them. Beware: Will mind-control you mid-coitus and prevent you from orgasming.

=== Oberon ===
Rating: Likes deer. A LOT.

The most useless warframe unless you have antlers like he does. Spends too long in the mirror. Titania wants his dick but Titania has no horns so he doesn't care.

=== Rhino ===
Rating: Sexiest warframe.

Will spend a long, sweet time taking care of you. Powerful, manly. Amazing at cuddling. Will pound you when you want to be pounded.

=== Saryn ===
Rating: Tits

Saryn will make you smell her armpits and make you like it. Like ivara, covered in a thin mucus, but not hallucinogenic. Disgusting, but in the best way possible.

=== Titania ===
Rating: Smells like glitter

Titania is amazing at making your dick look bigger. Her body is very stretchy while in Razorwing form. Do not let her go 'exploring', or she will get stuck.

=== Trinity ===
Rating: Lobsterbutt

When you start to get tired, EV will keep you going. Forever. Do not use if you want to have a life outside of fucking lobsterbutt. Using Link is... interesting.

=== Valkyr ===
Rating: Ow fuck ow

TIE DOWN BEFORE USE UNLESS YOU LIKE SCRATCHES. Keep mouth and hands away from penis if you like having penis. Generally just keep her far away from everything. When entering hysteria, keep doors locked and barricaded.

=== Vauban ===
Rating: Neckbeard

Vortex is fun if you stick your dick in it. Bastille is not. With enough convincing, can talk Vauban into making a fucking machine for your personal use. Ply with wine and cheese, for obvious reasons.

=== Volt ===
Rating: 2fast

Do not recommend. Left me wet and wanting after he was finished. By the time I noticed he was gone he'd gone to the opposite side of the country.

=== Wukong ===
Rating: Monkey

Does not enjoy being stuck into a balloon while in mist form. I did it anyway. DOES enjoy using big stick on orifaces. Have fun.

=== Zephyr ===
Rating: Bird Queen, Mai Waifu

Tail Wind is parkour that costs energy.