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- Harem of Norman Ch1
- >be Norman
- >walking to school
- >I'm still trying to get used to this place
- >it looks like any other town but why is that fucking guy green?
- >that old lady over there is a light shade of green
- >that chick over there is like a purple-pink color
- >magenta I believe was the name of said color
- >looking at that girl, she's actually kinda cute
- >but seriously, whats wrong with their skin color?
- >oh yeah, shouldn't say that unless you want even more people calling you a racist
- >you arrive at the parking lot and immediately met with pleasant greetings
- >"Oi, hey skinhead!"
- >I have a magnificent head of hair under this beanie good sir!
- >"Oh look, its the racist."
- >Where?
- >as the clearly envious students stare at your totally up to trend jacket, you open the door
- >you blend in with the mob of students in the hallway, looking for your locker
- >you twist the dial on your lock and take out your English and Science textbook
- >having no people of interest to converse with in the morning, I speedily make my way to my homeroom
- >I sit down in the back of the class, waiting for the morning bell
- "Ah who am I kidding, everyone in this school hates me, and they don't even know my name."
- >as I sink lower into my chair, I feel a tap on my left shoulder
- >"Uh excuse me, what class is this?"
- >you find a purple skinned girl, modest bust, long straight hair
- "Literature 3"
- >"Oh good! I love reading!"
- >oh look, an egghead
- >"My name is Twilight Sparkle. What's yours?"
- >why do these people have such weird names
- "I'm Norman"
- >"Nice to meet you Norman, I hope we become good friends."
- >holy shit
- >she wanted to be friends
- >after becoming so adjusted to being an outcast, I don't know if I could accept this proposal
- "Uh huh"
- >I nod and fall asleep
- >be Twilight Sparkle
- >lunch time
- >still adjusting to the ways of the natives here
- >it seems so familiar in nature, but so alien in appearance
- >I grab a tray and sit next to Fluttershy
- >I bite into my apple and met by Fluttershy's confused stare
- "Is something wrong Fluttershy?"
- >"Oh nothing, it's just that you eat your food like a horse would."
- "Is that a bad thing?"
- >"Oh no, I just found it strange that you weren't using your hands."
- >she is right, I am straining my neck
- >and everyone else around here is holding their apples in their hands
- "I met a new friend Fluttershy."
- >"Really? Who?"
- "His name was Norman."
- >"Norman? I heard he was a racist."
- "What's a racist?"
- >"Its a meanie who discriminates someone based on their skin color"
- >huh, I wonder if we have those back in Equestria
- >you try to grasp the apple with your hands, but these things are so different from my hooves
- >this is so weird
- >wish I could just use my magic
- Next Day
- >be Norman
- >woke up before my alarm so I had some time to slow down my normal morning routine
- >Took a shower, brushed my hair, got my outfit on
- >even made myself some pancakes
- >NO FUCKING BUTTER!
- >to compensate, I poured an extra dab of syrup
- >better buy some butter later today
- >after finishing my breakfast, I brushed my teeth
- >got 20 minutes before school starts, so I begin my journey there
- >walk at a slow pace cause I can
- >about to turn a corner when someone crashes into me
- >we both fall to the ground, I'm on my ass and the other person is on the floor
- >you inspect the stranger, who is a mint-green girl, about your age
- >oh shit, is she all right?
- >I get on my feet and extend my hand to the girl, who is now rubbing her head
- "Hey, you all right?"
- >she stares at you for a moment
- >"Y-Yeah, thanks."
- >she grabs your hand and you help her onto her feet
- "My name's Norman."
- >"I'm Sarah."
- "Hi Sarah, why were you running so fast?"
- >"Oh, that's right! I'm late for morning practice."
- >she speeds off to the school
- >huh, I wonder what sport she plays
- >you continue walking at a snail's pace, thinking about your encounter with minty freshness
- >I arrived at school, thankfully a lot of people were with their friends so they didn't pay attention to me
- >maybe I should try to make some friends
- >I go to my locker to retrieve my English and Science textbook
- >"Well if it isn't the racist."
- >you look to your left to see the bitch who said that
- >it's some chick with fiery red hair and a golden tan
- "May I help you ma'am?"
- >"Just wanted to check on our local skinhead."
- >what is this girl's problem?
- >she struts off like the cunt she is
- >you close your locker door and head to your homeroom
- >barely anyone in there, except that purple girl
- >you sit down in your seat in the back and get comfortable
- >"All right class, open up to page 110"
- >what
- >must have dosed off, again
- >you open your book to the page
- >you feel a tap on your shoulder
- >"Sorry for bothering you, but will you share your book with me?"
- "You don't have your book?"
- >"No"
- >is this girl new
- "Fine"
- >I put my book on the edge of my desk
- >Purple scoots her desk to mine, and lays half of the book on her desk
- >"Thanks."
- "No problem."
- >the teacher is muttering something, but you fall asleep again
- >the ringing of the homeroom bell wakes you up
- >you see Purple reading your textbook
- >"Class dismissed"
- >you stand up and let out a loud yawn
- >She is still reading the book
- "Hey, uh, Twi, I'm going to need my book back."
- >"Oh sorry. Here you go."
- >she hands you your book
- "You know, you can always just get your own textbook from the library."
- >"Oh okay."
- >I grab my backpack and exit the classroom
- >Maybe she is a new student, she probably doesn't even know about the racist thing
- >next up is Science class,more specifically Biology
- >I walk into the mob again
- >see a couple making out
- >cute, but this not the fucking time
- >make my way to Biology class
- >like most science classes, there are table instead of desks
- >I'm ususally one of the first peolple here and would claim my seat in the back
- >but that redhead stalled me, and now spot is taken
- >guess I'll have to sit in the front for today
- >I seat myself at an empty table on the left side of the class
- >set down my books and wait for the bell to ring
- >some guy pulls the chair next to you
- >some asian with blue hair
- >"Hey what's up? I'm Brad."
- >first normal looking guy here, except for that hair, but then again he's Asian, so he probably dyed it
- "Hey, I'm Norman."
- >"Norman huh? You new here? Don't recognize you from last year."
- "Yeah, I moved here about 2 weeks ago."
- >"Bradical! I'm sure you'll like it here."
- >did he just yell out his own name
- >I just nod my head
- >at least he didn't call me a racist
- >the bell chimes and the teacher walks in
- >tall,middle-age man with glasses
- >"Good morning class. Today we will be learning about cell division, mainly mitosis. Read pages 74 to 79 for a brief overview on fhe subject. Then I'll go in-depth with the stages and processes of mitosis."
- >the sound of pages being flipped tells me open my book as well
- >more science stuff that I'll probably have to memorize and forget by the end of the year
- >read the pages
- >teach gives his lecture
- >3 minutes left for class
- >"All right class, I'm assigning a partner project. You and the person sitting next to you will have to construct a model of a cell. Be it animal or plant is up to you. It'll be due by the end of the week."
- >damn, 1 week in and already got a project
- >"Hey Norman, what kind of cell do you want to do."
- "Probably a plant cell since it's shaped like a box."
- >oh wow, I still remeber that from the previous lesson
- >"Cool. Give me your number so we can plan this out."
- >lolgay asking another guy for his number
- >after we exchanged phone numbers, the bell rung
- >"I'll see you later Norman."
- "Yeah."
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