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- # On my way home from the Monmusu City video rental store I work for
- # It's pretty late night, streets are dark and silent
- # I notice a girl in the middle of the street a couple of blocks away
- # A cold chill runs through my pelvis as I realize it's an Ushi-Oni
- # She looks right at me, RAPE written or her eyes
- # OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
- # I try to run away but immediately realize it's an useless effort
- # She will catch up to me in no time
- # I turn around the next corner and put my back against the wall
- # Breathing heavily, my imminent doom makes my life flash before my eyes
- # Memories of all the moments I still had a healthy intact pelvis
- # Suddenly my flashback stops at one day when I was watching animal planet
- # It was a show about the horned lizard, also known as the blood-squirting lizard
- # This is my only chance
- # I begin focusing my Ki, my muscles expand and my eyes get increasingly more bloodshot as my arterial pressure increases
- # "Haaaaaaaaaa..."
- # My heart is now beating much strong and faster than ever before, my blood pressure is so high I get a raging erection
- # "HAAAAAAAAAAAA..."
- # My eyes are completely red with fury now, my pulse is so strong my erection tears its way out of my pants
- # The Ushi-Oni shows her face around the corner and beings to utter the words "Ara ar..."
- # "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
- # Her words are interrupted when I, like the threatened lizard, shoot a stream of my vital fluid right between her eyes
- # In my case it takes the form of a mighty powerful ejaculation, the sheer force throwing her head back
- # While the Oni stands in absolute bewilderment I disappear in the shadows of the city
- And that is how I became the first grandmaster of the Horned Lizard school of self-defense martial arts.
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