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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ Poisoner Game ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 When did you get in a gloomy cave with ugly grandma furniture everywhere? Did I say gloomy? It's actually a very cozy cave. Lots of stuff. There's even carpet instead of rocky ground. Nice. It smells like confusion and self-doubt with a hint of lavender. There's lots of bright pots filled with flowers, and it's overall a pretty nice place. Except for the fact that it's a cave. Sure, there's a door, but do you really wanna go out there? I mean, there's tons of lava and you might be in Hell. No need to face Satan today, so stay indoors. There seem to be multiple little caves off the main little cave that are bedrooms, bathrooms, laundry rooms, etc. The main cave is the kitchen, living room, and dining room. Talk about open layout, hm? Well. Welcome to Hell, motherfuckers.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ Triggers ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sunglow: Moths, bees, spiders, needles, and wrist/ankle trauma!
Sunset: None.
Garnet: None.
Sapphire: Creepypasta things.
Almond: Intense references to suicide without any warning.
Rose: Detailed descriptions of bugs.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ Pronouns ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sunglow: She/Her/Pokemon/Ash Ketchum/Daisy Dukes
Sunset: She/Her/Sunshine/Flowergirl at the wedding
Garnet: He/Him/Shia Labeouf/Skullcrusher/Memeass
Sapphire: He/Him/Extra Medium-Large/XXL/Nerdass
Almond: He/Him/All around me are familiar faces/Worn out places
Rose: She/Her/Spawn of Satan/Grandma Jenkins

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ Characters ┌(˘⌣˘)ʃ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

~~~Sunglow~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlujizeNNQM)

F/17/5'8

Sunglow is a trans girl working part-time at her mother's cafe! She's a generally cheery girl, and always feels the need to help anyone who, well, needs to be helped! She loves making friends, and is honestly very talkative. She's autistic as well, and her special interests are Pokemon and Princess Daisy!

appearance: http://tinyurl.com/q9r8jhc

~~~Sunset~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnQCzl0uJCI)

F/16/5'2/Chaotic Neutral

Sunset is a short-tempered, blonde-haired, freckled girl ready to take on a bull if she has to. Incredibly outgoing, dedicated, unpredictable and strange, she leads a lifestyle as a florist. Her occupation doesn't seem to match her demeanor, surprisingly she finds it quite enjoyable, even if it means that you have to work with your back bent the entire day.

In her short, disheveled hair, she wears plastic sunflower hair clip and the pockets of her apron are always full of pumpkin seeds and dried apricots. Sunset wears a pair of white knee socks, a peach sundress with a green apron and a surprising amount of band-aids.

[Hair: Blonde, Eyes: Orange]

~~~Garnet~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9N3HGIhYJA)

Garnet:
>M/age: Unknown/ Evil genius.
Being out of duty means it's time to get casual, one doesn't want to soil their FORMAL EVIL GARB when off the clock, do they? He is wearing his white lab coat and a cringeworthy hawaiian shirt over his full lycra bodysuit. As always his head is encompassed by a large metal mask, this ensures that none of his skin shows.
        Being a man of intense grandeur he has NO CONTROL OVER THE VOLUME OF HIS VOICE and speaks with an excruciatingly loud voice. Often he will cackle ominously and add unwanted commentary into the scene. He carries a number of business cards advertising his evil geniusery, and the new hot tourist destination SKULLCRUSHER MOUNTAIN (evil genius gotta pay the bills somehow).

He has a strong dislike for Shia Labeouf.
> https://31.media.tumblr.com/6067c5a0789818765f14c2d0281a2f62/tumblr_inline_n3u4o1zEhR1sdrbw6.png OLD REF

~~~Sapphire~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfeys7Jfnx8)

M/28/6'1"

Sapphire is a big man, in just about every sort of way -- in height, in girth, in presence, you name it. He's quite eccentric in behavior -- a charming, cheerful, gentlemanly fellow, but you can't help but feel like there's something off about this man. It's not that he's particularly evil or anything, no, but he certainly gets a kick out of messing with others, watching their reactions, and there's something about that near constant grin of his that tells you he's... hiding /something./ Whether it's something good, bad, or neither, no one really knows -- and that's just how he likes it.

He clearly has way too much time and money on his hands, but what he even DOES with said time and money is anyone's guess. He has a large amount of... things, lord knows what they are or where they came from. Old, antique-y looking things that he refuses to specify the origins of. He also refuses to specify how he inherited his family's fortune -- largely because he doesn't know himself. His parents just up and left one day, and he knows they're most likely alive, but where? Why did they leave? And he also tends to mumble to himself sometimes, but it's as if he's speaking with... someone, something, right behind him.

There's just an... odd presence to the guy. Abnormal. Paranormal, one might say.

But that's just a bunch of rumors! Those journalists gotta make their money somehow, right?

A tall, round man with pale blonde hair and eyes matching the color of his namesake, light freckles just across the bridge of his nose. Top hat, suit, etc the color of his namesake this man is So Fance. Always carries around this walking stick cane thing that you're like 80% sure has some sort of weapon inside it.

~~~Almond~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo4OnQpwjkc)

[ 17, M, 5'10" ] This kid's got a face full of frown and eyes full of disappointment. You see those eyes? Those are the eyes of a boy whose metaphorical chip has broken in the metaphorical salsa too many times. A boy whose metaphorical marshmallow has fallen into the metaphorical fire. He's not happy. Whenever he takes Winnie the Pooh personality quizzes (he never does that), he gets Eeyore. He's just.... so..... melancholy.

According to him, his mother and stepfather died in a large fire at a local theater along with his grandparents and many of his neighbors. You know the big fire of '09? Oh, you don't? Huh. Well, it was big. And a fire. Come to think of it, that marshmallow metaphor might have been a little harsh.

His parents divorced when he was young, and his mother had custody of him on weekdays. He grew to become exceptionally close to his mother, and after she died, he was especially devastated. They never found his mother's body, quite curiously.

Nowadays, his closest family member is, in fact, the family pet, an owl called... Owl. Genius naming, right there. The rest of his family is nice enough- his father and stepmother are good people- but he tends to be distant towards them because of his lack of a relationship with them that he truly finds solid and trustworthy. And, you know, the classic "you're not my real mom!" problem experienced by a lot of teens. However, Owl is a different story. Owl is an exceptionally intelligent bird, and often brings him little presents to cheer him when he feels bad. Which is most of the time. Owl has brought a lot of presents. Because of Owl's care for his wellbeing, the kid and Owl are good friends, and the kid takes really good care of his owl. Brushes its feathers, gives it treats, all that nice stuff.

He tends to be reserved and seem, not intimidating, but just kind of sad to be there. A lot of his comments are of the negative sort and only seem to really lighten up after he's known you for a while. He has orange-hazel eyes and brown hair that goes to his shoulders, with a little bit of a choppy cut. He wears puffy blue shorts and a red-orange baggy sweater, along with striped socks and a pair of.... oh, ew. Flip flops. He wears socks with sandals. Under his sweater, he just wears his binder. He doesn't want to wear anything tight when he's already got that thing on. I mean, wow.

~~~Rose~~~ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UihjcpT_vo)

600-something / F / 5'10"
Appearance: http://homobears.tumblr.com/post/114630219861/more-julians-reactions, https://40.media.tumblr.com/5a132562f9311041423c47f6e25bf063/tumblr_inline_nly74rGLCR1sdo9m7_500.jpg, http://40.media.tumblr.com/a8b1aee37c939d10b9800c52b641533c/tumblr_nl6mk7XaUm1sbpovzo1_500.jpg, http://40.media.tumblr.com/ed1503df4481880b4c9751797f2c5a50/tumblr_nl8k68UQUY1sbpovzo1_500.jpg, http://40.media.tumblr.com/54aa48fa1810e98f1e00b458c5d3308e/tumblr_nl6f33f23h1sbpovzo1_500.jpg

 Rose is just an old woman trying to chill for a few decades, if you want the short and sweet description of her. She's a big fan of knitting, tap dancing, and speaking German to herself when she thinks no one is listening. If you know German, she's usually just reciting Edgar Poe's 'Annabel Lee'. It's kinda creepy. Unless you like Poe, then I guess it's just a free reading brought to you by yours truly. German weirdo.
  Besides the creepy reciting, Rose's a pretty nice-looking lady. If only she didn't have the childish straight-across bangs. Rip. Also, those eyelashes are real and they are fierce. She looks around 28, I guess, but she acts like a grandma (because she is). She's very touchy and rarely respects personal space.
 She feels little to no guilt going after human's even though she's around 600 years old. In fact, she's openly promiscuous while also being open about her age. Probably not the best idea to get in a one night stand with her then find out she's around 570 years older than you. Woopsie. Also, why would you fuck a grandma? What would your mother think? Tsk, tsk. (But seriously she'll do it she'll FUCKING do it you wanna BET she'll DO IT). Did I mention she's a succubus? Nah? Well, she's retired, so she won't send your soul to hell if you do the diddle with her. 10/10 would recommend.