Dipper/Shortstack Wendy greentext

>"So you wanna touch 'em or what?"
>"Y- wait, what?!"
>"Dude, come on. I've seen you staring all day."
>"Aw man, I'm sorry--"
>"Don't be sorry, man. I don't blame you, they're freaking awesome. They feel awesome, too."
>"I, uh..."
>"You would not believe how soft they are. You could lay your head on them and take a nap, I swear."
>"Well..."
>"So you want me to take my shirt off too?"
>"WHAT?! Wendy, you don't have to OH WOW."
>"And don't be afraid to give 'em a good tweak. I love that."
>"Guh..."
>"Hmm, no wonder your birthmark's the BIG Dipper... Guess you did some experimenting with that flashlight you told me about, huh? C'mere, lemme..."
>"Wendy, what- HAAAAH..."
>"Mmm! Damn, that feels good in there! ...Whoa, you're so big, the head's poking out! I could totally-- Heh. Hey, Dip, I dare ya to lick yourself."
>"Haaah... Haa- Wait, what?"
>"In fact, let's make it a bet: If you can get your whole head in your mouth, we'll go all the way. Right here. Right now. No holds barred."
>"...OGHHHM!"
>"Whoa-ho! Eager, aren'tcha? Man, you're really working it! Jeez, you must be ready to blow already, 'cause this thing's throbbing like crazy. I bet all it'll take is one good squeeze..."
>"HRMMMMFF! (hack) Ptoo! Uggh... Wendy, what the heck?!"
>"Jeez! Sorry, dude, didn't think there'd be that much! Looks like you got most of it out... or you swallowed it, heh. Lemme just get in there and clean the rest out."
>"What- mmf! Wmmf-- Mmmm..."
>"Mmm, that's got a nice taste to it. All right, clothes off, dude. I'm starving for seconds..."

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>"God, that was amazing. Never thought my first time would be with a dick almost as big as me."
>"First time? Really?"
>"Okay, just a little insulted you're surprised, but yeah. Despite having a rack that could suffocate a moose (and I know from experience), most guys my age aren't really comfortable fucking a girl too short to ride rollercoasters."
>"Huh, good point. So... now what do we do? Are we, like, a thing now?"
>"Damn right we're a thing! Dude, after that anaconda of yours, no one else is ever going to satisfy me. So either we stay together or I start shopping online for custom dildos, and those things cost a fortune."
>"Oh, so you're only with me for the sex? I-I'm injured, Wendy. Wounded, even! O, how my heart aches with this shallow betrayal!"
>"Dork."
>"Guess I'm a better lover than an actor, right? ...R-right?"
>"Not really that hard, but oh yeah. And you're pretty cute when you're hocking up your own cum."
>"Yyyyyeahhh, let's not bring that up again. Can't believe I had to do that..."
>"Pfft, I was gonna fuck you anyway. I just wanted to see if you'd do it."