YOU DON’T FUCKING TALK IN RANKED

Something needs to be cleared up right now, it’s been an entire year since ranked was released. And yet… AND YET, 4K SHITLORDS ARE STILL TALKING IN RANKED MATCHMAKING. EVEN WORSE, 4K REDDITORS/PERUVIANS ARE FUCKING TALKING? WHAT THE FUCK FAT GABE? COMMUNIST? FUCKING DISGRACEFUL SHIT.
HAVE YOU 4K MONKEYS NOT LEARNED YET? YOU DON’T FUCKING TALK IN RANKED.

Of course any 5-6k player is familiar with the infamous 4k’s and the infamous ’4k flame’. 4k players have a chronic tendency to flame players much better than them (see twitch chat on any pro game) even though they are complete garbage and everything they say is wrong at least 90% of the time. Here’s some advice for you 4k shitcans, anything your brain tells you to do in Dota, do the fucking opposite.

Take a look at this TB, kid was fucking garbage and hes flaming me? ROFL WHAT A FUCKING JOKE. Anyone wanna hazard a guess on his mmr? That’s right kids! 4.6k! Good job fat gabe!
Let me explain this. Let’s take an average game, you’ve got 1, maybe 2 5k’s on each team and then a bunch of 4k apes. The 5k’s are the only ones with any fucking say in the game. If you’re 4k, shut the fuck up and do as you’re told. Do not say anything, accept that you’re absolute fucking garbage and try to learn from your overlords decisions.

Now let’s take a game with 1 5k, 1 6k on each team and the rest 4k’s. These games are like army regiments. The 6k is the Captain, the 5k is his lieutenant and all the 4k trashcans are the fucking privates (aka primates). And what do privates do? They shut the fuck up and do exactly what they’re told, if you talk back to your lieutenant or captain, you get fucking court marshaled. Same shit should apply in Dota. Valve need to remove talking privileges in ranked for all 4k’s.
So kids, if you’re 4k you need to shut the fuck up. Do as you’re fucking told kid and let the grown ups talk. Disgusting dogshit 4k players