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- >Day Scratch and Sniff in Equestria.
- >You wake up early in the morning, the sun just making its way above the horizon.
- >Shit, Shower, Shave.
- >You settle down in the kitchen, pouring yourself a bowl of cereal.
- >You’re wearing only your boxers: it feels good.
- >You suspect you have a good hour or two before Fluttershy comes to bug you.
- >*Knock knock knock*
- >God dammit.
- >You sigh, throwing on a pair of pants and a shirt.
- >You open your front door to see Celestia.
- >Oh.
- >Not a joke, it’s really her.
- >Twilight pokes her head up from behind her.
- >“Hey Anon! The Princess was visiting Ponyville, and she figured she’d drop in and see how you were doi”
- >Celestia hip checks Twilight to the side, sending her sprawling down your hill.
- >She shoots you a smile.
- >“Good morning, Anonymous! I was just visiting Ponyville, and I figured I’d drop in and see how you were doing!”
- >You shrug at her.
- >A few moments pass as the two of you stand in your doorway.
- >You enjoy the silence.
- >Celestia’s smile becomes more strained.
- >“So… how’s Ponyville been treating you?”
- “Alright.”
- >Celestia sighs.
- >When you’d first come to Equestria, she’d never gotten you to talk much.
- >Not like you didn’t want to talk to her; you just didn’t see the point.
- >She tried a lot, such as making you laugh.
- >You did, but it didn’t open you much more.
- >She’s been visiting you every so often, attempting more and more ploys.
- >You wonder what she’ll try this time.
- >GLOMP
- >You step backwards as Celestia almost knocks you over with a hug.
- >You stand awkwardly, not entirely sure what to do now.
- >Celestia sniffs after a moment.
- >Is she crying?
- >You pat her on the back softly as she tightens her grip on you.
- >“This smell. You smell… more potent now.”
- “…What?”
- >“Like the sweetest of cake. I just… I just want to eat you up!”
- >She releases you from the hug, a slightly crazed look in her eye.
- >Nope.jpg
- >You push past her, running down your hill.
- >Twilight lies at the bottom, looking dazed.
- >She looks at you as you run towards her.
- >“Anon, what’re you doing? Where’s the Princ-”
- >She yelps as Celestia tackle glomps you once more, pushing you to the ground.
- >“GIVE ME YOUR CHOCOLATEY GOODNESS.”
- >“Princess, what are you doing? Anon, are you alri-”
- >Twilight pauses.
- >She breathes in deeply.
- “Oh, balls.”
- >“Mmmm… it smells like… Shining Armor?”
- >Eh?
- >Twilight shudders suddenly, a ripple moving through her body.
- >You sniff and smell her scents.
- >A small pool appears at her feet.
- >Gross.
- >Before you can attempt to edge yourself away from her, a purple aura surrounds Celestia.
- >“NO! Shining’s dick belongs to me, you harlot!”
- >Celestia is thrown from your body and onto the ground.
- >Twilight jumps on her, attempting to pin her to the ground.
- >You have no idea what’s going on, but you don’t have time to think.
- >You begin to make your way through town, jumping over ponies and boxes alike.
- >Soon you reach a small gathering of Ponies.
- >In the centre you recognize two ponies.
- >To be exact, two Alicorns; Cadence and Luna apparently came with Celestia.
- >Luna spots you, and you attempt to signal to her to not make any noise.
- >“HUZZAH ANON! WHERE IS OUR SISTER? WE THOUGHT SHE WAS WITH YOU!”
- >Cadence looks over and waves, a big smile on her face.
- >You sigh and wave back.
- >A flash of light blinds you, and you cover your eyes.
- >When you look again, all the ponies except Luna and Cadence are gone.
- >In their place is Celestia.
- >“NO STUDENT OF MINE WILL STOP ME!”
- >Another flash, and Celestia has tackled you again.
- >Luna and Cadence rush over, looking confused.
- >They pause as they get close.
- >Oh god…
- “NO!”
- >You haven’t yelled in years.
- >It’s too late though, and both of their eyes glaze over.
- >Cadence licks her lips.
- >“Chrysallis?”
- >Luna simply stares at you, her eyes growing more and more intense.
- >“Trixie?”
- >You have no idea what those names mean, but you don’t like the looks on their faces.
- >“IMMA PUT SPRINKLES ON YA”
- >You start, suddenly remembering the Sun Goddess lying on your chest.
- >You struggle, but it’s no use.
- >Celestia leans down, but a blast of magic knocks her off of you.
- >Luna steps forward, attempting to reach you.
- >Cadence will have none of that however.
- >Another magic laser shoots out of her horn, sending Luna flying.
- >She looms over you, her hooves on your thigh.
- >“I’ve never felt more alive than I did in your Dungeon, Chryssy!”
- >Kinky.
- >Celestia is back on her feet at this point, but a blast of purple appears above Cadence as Celestia shoots her magic.
- >“GET OFF MY BROTHER, HARLOT!”
- >Twilight lands on Cadence, biting down on her neck.
- >Celestia’s beam hits both Cadence and Twilight.
- >Several screams later, and the four of them are too distracted to notice you quietly get to your feet and walk away.
- >You head to Sugarcube Corner; you enjoyed Pinkie Pie’s company.
- >You never had to talk with her, since even if you wanted to you wouldn’t be able to get a word in edgewise.
- >Not a second after you settle down Pinkie Pie appears above you, handing you a cupcake and yammering on about something you’re sure is interesting.
- >At the moment, you’re far too tired to listen.
- >You lean back, closing your eyes and listening to the sounds of magic explosions in the distance.
- >You imagine they’ll lose track of your scent soon enough and calm down.
- >It’s been a long day.
- >…
- >It’s at this point you realize it’s not even Noon.
- End
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