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- > She doesn't get it
- > Not that it would help
- > After a few phone calls some breeders have lined up a good stallion to maximize chances of normal foals
- > One wall-eye is enough...
- > A day later you head out to the breeder
- > Bunny was inconsolable getting in the pet carrier
- > Good thing you squeezed her before you left
- > "Nyuuuuuuuuu! Sskawee bawx! Nyuu wikh!"
- > The ride was a little better
- > You arrive and meet the breeder
- > Looked like a meathead but was pretty cool
- > You place Bunny in the breeding pen
- > She waddles in a circle trying to see where you are
- > After spinning in place five times she falls over with a soft "Ooof"
- > Then she moves her legs while on her side
- > "Whaa nyuu moff? Weiggehs weeeaff?"
- > "Your ah... you weren't kidding about her being a little dim huh?"
- "You have no idea..."
- > You place her upright
- > "Nnnaaaayyy! Fainkyuu waiggees!"
- > She didn't even notice that you righted her
- > "Well, no time like the present"
- > Weggies back! Yay!
- > Fwuffy wawk wound woom
- > Is smaww! Bu, sawft
- > Weggies feww suuuuu guud!
- > Wuv weggies!
- > Bwuh? Who da?
- > I..i..iss gween? Gween fwuffy!
- > Is fwiend! Yay!
- "Nnnnnnaaaaaa! Neiu fwaind!"
- > "Yuu pwetty, wuv nuu fwiend"
- > Hu? Whew fwiend?
- > Oh, gween mean fwuffy!
- > Gween giff huggies and wub fwuffy fwuff
- > Wuv fwuff!
- > Gween go wound an.. whew gween?
- > Wha gween doin?
- "Whaah fwiehnd dohin byh poopie pwace?"
- > "Fwiend giff speciaw hugs!"
- "Bwuh? Poopie Hugs?"
- > You guud stawwion!
- > Aww gween! Cawd Mohito!
- > Mohito wuv giff speciaw huggies an make bebbehs fo guud fwuffies!
- > Big man giff cookies an jewwy beans fow guud huggies!
- > Dis mawe iss pwetty, buh hew eyes aw stwange...
- > Buh mistah say giff speciaw huggies... suu... speciaw huggies
- > Yuu giff huggies an nuzzle fwuff an say nice wowds, buh... fwuffy dumb
- > Oh weww gotta giff speciaw huggies...
- > You move to her special place and get ready then…
- > dat... DAT NUU GUUD FEW! DAT NUU SMEWW PWETTY!
- > "Oh man is she?"
- "She is"
- > Your fluffy unicorn is now shitting on the stallions dick
- > "Pwoophie pwace! Pwoooophie pwace!" she cheers
- > She... she thought that special hugs mean to poop
- > "Damn man she's fucking retarded"
- "Yep... yyyyyyup..."
- > "MISTAW FWUFFY NUU SMEWW PWETTY! PWEASE NUU SPECIAW HUGGIES?"
- > "No, give special hugs or you get the sorry stick"
- > He shut up quick
- > Going back over and roughly mounting he begins thrusting
- > Both fluffies shaved it's really easy for them to copulate
- > But, man
- > She is not making it easy
- > "NNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAA!"
- > She made that sound when she broke her leg once
- > It's panic mode
- > And all orifices are on full blast
- > The fact that the stallion is able to keep going is a feat in itself
- > "Eenf eenf eenf eenf eww enff eww eww eww enff eww eww eww eww"
- > That's new...
- > A look of disgust settled on his face the green
- > Well green and brown fluffy
- > Stallion pumps away
- > Your girl is spraying shit and piss flapping wings and kicking legs as hard as she can
- > Fortunately the stallion keeps her pinned
- > Her head swings back and forth tongue flopping simply screaming
- > "NNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAA! NAAAANANANANANANAN!
- > Batman... you think quietly
- > Batman would probably frown on this honestly
- > After only 30 seconds the stallion finishes and runs to the side
- > "Mistaw! Moheeto haff guud feww, buh it nuu fun..."
- > "I know Mojito you did good"
- > Mojito gets three cookies and a jelly in his cage
- > He simply sits shivering in the cold fluids waiting for a wash instead of eating
- "I'm sorry about this I'll pay for the cleaning fee"
- > "No, no it's all right you need all the help you can get with her..."
- > Cleaning your still bleating fluffy she begins to calm down
- > "Naanaa.. naa naa naa naa naa naa naa naa..."
- > Hey hey hey, good'night
- > She falls asleep
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