So I remembered I have an exam, and I wanted to take the bus to the 'versity.
DrakeVonDragon: When at the bus stop, I remembered it's Monday and not Thursday.
DrakeVonDragon: But I took the bus anyway.
DrakeVonDragon: Suddenly, I'm in a forest.
DrakeVonDragon: So I exit the bus at the bus stop there, but my earphones got stuck in the door-opening mechanism.
DrakeVonDragon: I kept the door from closing while I got it unstuck.
DrakeVonDragon: Since I was out of the city, or so I thought, I thought about taking the bus going the other way, but I got bored waiting so I looked around the corner.
DrakeVonDragon: There was a whole plaza astutely hidden by trees.
DrakeVonDragon: I was pressed for time, so obviously I went to the bakery.
DrakeVonDragon: I bought some coffee and got given an American donut for free.
DrakeVonDragon: After that I waited at the bus stop at the plaza.
DrakeVonDragon: Suddenly, scenery change.
DrakeVonDragon: Early middle-ages Nordic-looking village.
DrakeVonDragon: I explore.
DrakeVonDragon: I accidentally kill a man by giving a guy's joke a thumbs-down.
DrakeVonDragon: The man I killed wasn't the guy telling the joke.
DrakeVonDragon: No, he was killed by a mace-to-the-head-machine concealed nearby.
DrakeVonDragon: So suddenly police is after me.
DrakeVonDragon: The exits of the village are guarded, so I try climbing over the wall.
DrakeVonDragon: At which point I'm randomly catapulted and fly through the forest surrounding the village.
DrakeVonDragon: I catch a wolf and then get so weirded out I wake up.