"Who set us up the TNT?",
"Everything's going to plan. No, really, that was supposed to happen.",
"Uh... Did I do that?",
"Oops.",
"Why did you do that?",
"I feel sad now :(",
"My bad.",
"I'm sorry, Dave.",
"I let you down. Sorry :(",
"On the bright side, I bought you a teddy bear!",
"Daisy, daisy...",
"Oh - I know what I did wrong!",
"Hey, that tickles! Hehehe!",
"I blame Dinnerbone.",
"You should try our sister game, Minceraft!",
"Don't be sad. I'll do better next time, I promise!",
"Don't be sad, have a hug! <3",
"I just don't know what went wrong :(",
"Shall we play a game?",
"Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.",
"I bet Cylons wouldn't have this problem.",
"Sorry :(",
"Surprise! Haha. Well, this is awkward.",
"Would you like a cupcake?",
"Hi. I'm Minecraft, and I'm a crashaholic.",
"Ooh. Shiny.",
"This doesn't make any sense!",
"Why is it breaking :("