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- *random racist stuff*
- Lance 11:05 pm
- Hahaha
- Oh wait sorry
- Racism is no laughing matter
- Hammer 11:06 pm
- can't say I agree with you on that one.
- Lance 11:07 pm
- brb getting ice
- Hammer 11:07 pm
- it depends on where the soul of the voice is I feel, like jokes are okay as long as everyone in the party is okay with it and able to laugh at it.
- Lance 11:07 pm
- Yeah, that's a pretty important distinction.
- Hammer 11:07 pm
- good clean fun, more like laughing at a bad sitatuion
- Lance 11:08 pm
- brb though
- Hammer 11:08 pm
- like fuck I got my leg cut off. and then you crack a joke about how I can't win any marathones or something that's actually funny and I'm like HAHAHAHA you sum bitch you!
- Lance 11:10 pm
- That reminds me of the time a friend of mine was diagnosed with a brain tumor
- We were hanging out at the park with another friend and my friend who had the tumor said something really stupid
- Like the sort of thing where if he'd thought about it for just a few seconds more he wouldn't have said
- it
- And we were laughing about how dumb it was and I was like "Jesus, do you have a brain tumor or something?"
- Hammer 11:12 pm
- you're awesome
- Lance 11:12 pm
- And the friend who was with us looked totally appalled, but my friend laughed really hard and punched me
- Hammer 11:12 pm
- yeah punch laughter is awesome
- it's like YOU BITCH!
- Lance 11:12 pm
- Yeah!
- Hammer 11:12 pm
- but also laughing
- Lance 11:13 pm
- And then when he was heading home he was like "When do you want to hang out again?" and I was like "I'd say maybe one or tumor days."
- There were other jokes throughout the night too, but I forgot a lot of them.
- That night was a lot of fun though
- Hammer 11:13 pm
- like sometimes I just want to go up to Cody and randomly say something like. "Hispanic's are historically the stupidest people to ever exist". but I don't know if he'd be able to laugh at it. so I don't say shit like that to him. but I always want to : P
- Lance 11:14 pm
- Hahahaha
- Hammer 11:14 pm
- so I warm him up with this other non related to him racism
- Lance 11:14 pm
- I actually had something like that come up the other day
- He was like "How did Mitsy not know after all this time I had a mustache?"
- "Well, it's not a real mustache."
- "It's real, it's just hispanic"
- Hammer 11:15 pm
- actually I stereo type all Mustache characters as Cody in my head
- not even a joke
- Lance 11:15 pm
- : >
- Hammer 11:15 pm
- even that screen shot of that game you showed me
- with the mustached guy on the right side
- I was like it's Cody
- it's fucking Cody
- Lance 11:16 pm
- I do that to an extent, but I do that more because of his fixation with mustaches on ER back in the day than his actual IRL mustache
- Hammer 11:16 pm
- could be a mixture of both ofr me
- Hammer 11:17 pm
- my ultimate stereo type of Cody is a guy wearing blue denim cut off shorts with a blue sweater vest on. a mustche and sandles. admididadly some of that stereo type I make of him is just to try to lightly piss him off.
- don't get me wrong, I don't ever want to actually piss him off
- Lance 11:18 pm
- He's fun to mess with, I don't know what it is
- I think it's because he's like the ultimate comedic straight man
- Hammer 11:18 pm
- but I want to keep pushing his limitation buttons so he'll be more acclimated to frustrations and be more calm about stuff
- Lance 11:18 pm
- That's a noble ambition
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