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  1. *random racist stuff*
  2.  
  3. Lance 11:05 pm
  4. Hahaha
  5. Oh wait sorry
  6. Racism is no laughing matter
  7.  
  8. Hammer 11:06 pm
  9. can't say I agree with you on that one.
  10.  
  11. Lance 11:07 pm
  12. brb getting ice
  13.  
  14. Hammer 11:07 pm
  15. it depends on where the soul of the voice is I feel, like jokes are okay as long as everyone in the party is okay with it and able to laugh at it.
  16.  
  17. Lance 11:07 pm
  18. Yeah, that's a pretty important distinction.
  19.  
  20. Hammer 11:07 pm
  21. good clean fun, more like laughing at a bad sitatuion
  22.  
  23. Lance 11:08 pm
  24. brb though
  25.  
  26. Hammer 11:08 pm
  27. like fuck I got my leg cut off. and then you crack a joke about how I can't win any marathones or something that's actually funny and I'm like HAHAHAHA you sum bitch you!
  28.  
  29. Lance 11:10 pm
  30. That reminds me of the time a friend of mine was diagnosed with a brain tumor
  31. We were hanging out at the park with another friend and my friend who had the tumor said something really stupid
  32. Like the sort of thing where if he'd thought about it for just a few seconds more he wouldn't have said
  33. it
  34. And we were laughing about how dumb it was and I was like "Jesus, do you have a brain tumor or something?"
  35.  
  36. Hammer 11:12 pm
  37. you're awesome
  38.  
  39. Lance 11:12 pm
  40. And the friend who was with us looked totally appalled, but my friend laughed really hard and punched me
  41.  
  42. Hammer 11:12 pm
  43. yeah punch laughter is awesome
  44. it's like YOU BITCH!
  45.  
  46. Lance 11:12 pm
  47. Yeah!
  48.  
  49. Hammer 11:12 pm
  50. but also laughing
  51.  
  52. Lance 11:13 pm
  53. And then when he was heading home he was like "When do you want to hang out again?" and I was like "I'd say maybe one or tumor days."
  54. There were other jokes throughout the night too, but I forgot a lot of them.
  55. That night was a lot of fun though
  56.  
  57. Hammer 11:13 pm
  58. like sometimes I just want to go up to Cody and randomly say something like. "Hispanic's are historically the stupidest people to ever exist". but I don't know if he'd be able to laugh at it. so I don't say shit like that to him. but I always want to : P
  59.  
  60. Lance 11:14 pm
  61. Hahahaha
  62.  
  63. Hammer 11:14 pm
  64. so I warm him up with this other non related to him racism
  65.  
  66. Lance 11:14 pm
  67. I actually had something like that come up the other day
  68. He was like "How did Mitsy not know after all this time I had a mustache?"
  69. "Well, it's not a real mustache."
  70. "It's real, it's just hispanic"
  71.  
  72. Hammer 11:15 pm
  73. actually I stereo type all Mustache characters as Cody in my head
  74. not even a joke
  75.  
  76. Lance 11:15 pm
  77. : >
  78.  
  79. Hammer 11:15 pm
  80. even that screen shot of that game you showed me
  81. with the mustached guy on the right side
  82. I was like it's Cody
  83. it's fucking Cody
  84.  
  85. Lance 11:16 pm
  86. I do that to an extent, but I do that more because of his fixation with mustaches on ER back in the day than his actual IRL mustache
  87.  
  88. Hammer 11:16 pm
  89. could be a mixture of both ofr me
  90.  
  91. Hammer 11:17 pm
  92. my ultimate stereo type of Cody is a guy wearing blue denim cut off shorts with a blue sweater vest on. a mustche and sandles. admididadly some of that stereo type I make of him is just to try to lightly piss him off.
  93. don't get me wrong, I don't ever want to actually piss him off
  94.  
  95. Lance 11:18 pm
  96. He's fun to mess with, I don't know what it is
  97. I think it's because he's like the ultimate comedic straight man
  98.  
  99. Hammer 11:18 pm
  100. but I want to keep pushing his limitation buttons so he'll be more acclimated to frustrations and be more calm about stuff
  101.  
  102. Lance 11:18 pm
  103. That's a noble ambition
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