[6:41:48 AM] Poggg: that last bit reminds me
[6:41:54 AM] Poggg: of this one REALLY stupid RP game some friends of mine did once
[6:42:09 AM] Poggg: The rule is that you can object to anything someone else says, unless it's already been objected to or is the result of an objection
[6:42:11 AM] Poggg: This includes the DM
[6:42:16 AM] Poggg: If you object, you both roll
[6:42:19 AM] Captain BROkita: haha
[6:42:20 AM] Poggg: a d20
[6:42:22 AM] Poggg: higher roll wins
[6:42:30 AM] Captain BROkita: what happens with ties?
[6:42:33 AM] Poggg: Like the guy started the game by saying we were in a park with tentacles bursting out of the ground
[6:42:37 AM] Poggg: (Player wins in a tie)
[6:42:41 AM] Poggg: wait no
[6:42:46 AM] Poggg: actually the original stands in the case of a tie
[6:42:51 AM] Poggg: the objection has to be higher to win
[6:43:00 AM] Poggg: But anyway, someone immediately objected
[6:43:05 AM] Poggg: and made us be in Hell
[6:43:12 AM] Poggg: And then the DM described it as a fiery wasteland
[6:43:18 AM] Poggg: someone objected, nope, now it's an endless, silent void
[6:43:21 AM] Poggg: I then objected to "silent"
[6:43:31 AM] Poggg: And said it has Little Less Conversation by Elvis on repeat, infinitely
[6:43:44 AM] Poggg: I used to like that song, but because I said that, we had to listen to it. The whole game.
[6:43:45 AM] Poggg: It took three hours.
[6:43:53 AM] Captain BROkita: amazing
[6:44:02 AM] Poggg: Also the Devil floated in ominously
[6:44:07 AM] Poggg: but was changed to riverdance in
[6:44:13 AM] Poggg: And it just kind of got worse
[6:44:23 AM] Poggg: It ended beautifully though
[6:44:36 AM] Poggg: my first character was Grip Punchswell, who was in hell for being so much of a bodybuilder he ignored the rest of the world
[6:44:44 AM] Poggg: He just ignored everything in Hell, flexing quietly
[6:44:53 AM] Poggg: he died when he got hit by a monster truck because I failed to object to dying
[6:45:01 AM] Captain BROkita: haha
[6:45:01 AM] Poggg: (I was trying to say he repelled it with the sheer force of how swole he was)
[6:45:31 AM] Poggg: But as time went on, we ended up in space, where I played a mexican hat dancer who was on the moon for unknown reasons, and had to perform mexican hat dances to appease the souls of his ancestors
[6:45:35 AM] Poggg: he died when the moon exploded
[6:45:57 AM] Poggg: After that I played Grip Punchswell 2: Grip Harder, his alternate universe counterpart who was even more swole
[6:46:40 AM] Poggg: he died almost instantly, when a League of Legends cahracter (one of the guys, the one responsible for him, took the hwole thing as a godmodding contest insteado f just fucking around, and got competitive. It was annoying.) blew up the Millenium Falcon I was riding in
[6:46:52 AM] Poggg: But when he tried to say there was ntohing but dust left
[6:46:53 AM] Poggg: i objected
[6:46:56 AM] Poggg: and said Space Godzilla was there
[6:47:00 AM] Poggg: and then he died to Space Godzilla
[6:47:17 AM] Poggg: But I was still dead, and shortly after that, the sentient evil monster truck obliterated the universe
[6:47:19 AM] Poggg: and was left alone in the void
[6:47:24 AM] Poggg: but then someone objected to that
[6:47:28 AM] Poggg: and said the Mecha Devil was there
[6:47:30 AM] Poggg: and they tried to face off
[6:47:37 AM] Poggg: and the DM said there was "just the two of them"
[6:47:37 AM] Poggg: I objected.
[6:47:44 AM] Poggg: He said since the game was ending, he'd allow it, but ONLY if I got a 20.
[6:47:46 AM] Poggg: I did.
[6:47:57 AM] Poggg: Grip Punchswell 3: The Grippenin' then flexed himself into existence
[6:48:10 AM] Poggg: for he was the Muscle God, come from the Plane of Muscle to observe this clash of titans
[6:48:25 AM] Captain BROkita: hahahaha
[6:48:36 AM] Poggg: and then they were all destroyed, but he remained, flexing quietly in oblivion, approvingly
[6:48:37 AM] Poggg: and that was how the game ended
[6:48:39 AM] Poggg: it was so stupid
[6:48:47 AM] Poggg: I guess the point I'm trying to make here
[6:48:59 AM] Poggg: Is that you shouldn't listen to Elvis for 3 hours unless you want to hate him.