BUZZ BUZZ

<Strife> Murphy is looking at paperwork in a corner of the research.
<Tehpillowstar> Chloe is nursing her poor burnt hand at Espionage.
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<Tehpillowstar> She should really go to medical.
<TheRaven> Taggart is out on patrol somewhere.
<AgentFlowers> Lily is on her midafternoon coffee.
<Mr_Wilt> Lloyd is somewhere in mess, saying random shit.
<Mr_Wilt> To himself
<NachtRuine> Zach is working in his journal in the rec.
<Roget> Everyone, perception
<AgentFlowers> 6df+5 whuzzat?
<Glacon> AgentFlowers: whuzzat?: 5 (6df+5=0, +, 0, -, +, -)
<NachtRuine> 6df+5 whuuut
<Glacon> NachtRuine: whuuut: 6 (6df+5=+, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0)
<TheRaven> 6df+6 moar squids?
<Glacon> TheRaven: moar squids?: 8 (6df+6=-, -, +, +, +, +)
<Tehpillowstar> 6df+5
<Glacon> Tehpillowstar: 6 (6df+5=0, +, +, -, -, +)
<TheRaven> Oh, that should be +7, making the result a 9
<Soulless> 6df+8 percepting
<Glacon> Soulless: percepting: 4 (6df+8=-, 0, 0, -, -, -)
<Snowshoe> 6df+4 alex percieves... nothing
<Glacon> Snowshoe: alex percieves... nothing: 4 (6df+4=+, 0, 0, 0, 0, -)
<Roget> Everyone hears a low "bzzzzzzzz" sound, coming from outside.
<TheRaven> <<Anyone else hear that?>>
<Tehpillowstar> Chloe now /really/ regrets not going to Medical.
<AgentFlowers> <<Read you Broconut, you see anything out there?>>
<Tehpillowstar> <<Yeah. Sounds like a buzzing. Investigate?>>
<Soulless> Can Stoat detect where it's coming from?
<NachtRuine> Zach fumbles for his radio. <<I hear some buzzin', what's going on?>>
<Roget> Taggart and Zach can tell it is coming from over by the shooting range
<Soulless> <<Also investigating. Where is it.>>
<TheRaven> <<Sounds like it's coming from the range.>> He heads that way.
<Soulless> Stoat heads on over!
<AgentFlowers> Lily sighs and picks up her rifle. <<En route.>> She heads over.
<Snowshoe> Alex heads to the range.
<NachtRuine> <<I'm headed there too.>> Zach readies his gun and leaves to the range.
<Strife> <<I'm on the way >>
<Tehpillowstar> Chloe puts on her coat and readies her gun, then runs out of Espionage.
<Tehpillowstar> <<I'm on my way, over.>>
<Roget> When they reach the shooting range, they see a large patch of snow is... gone. Just a big not-so-snowy patch that seems really out of place.
<AgentFlowers> Lily whistles and comes up beside Taggart. "Cool."
<Pixeltasim> Nitish uncharacteristically walks out of his prefab
<TheRaven> "This better not be more flaming bastards."
<Tehpillowstar> "Huh."
<Snowshoe> Alex stands behind Taggart and watches.
<NachtRuine> "Weird." Zach looks over the patch.
<AgentFlowers> "Well, there should be a fire extinguisher here. Wouldn't want open flames near ammunition."
<Soulless> Stoat narrows her eyes.
<Roget> A low buzz sound drifts in over from the woods. It's coming in short bursts now, and louder.
<Soulless> She knows where this is going, kinda.
<Pixeltasim> He walks over to the group of people, "What was that buzzing sound?"
<Tehpillowstar> Chloe tests the ground. Is it muddy?
<Soulless> She approaches the woods.
<Roget> *bzzt.* *bzzz* *bzzztztztzt*
<Roget> The ground is indeed muddy... and kinda grody feeling.
<Roget> The sound gets louder as she gets closer
<NachtRuine> Zach looks over to the presumed source of the sound. "Think we've got something incoming."
<AgentFlowers> "Guys...what if bees?"
<Tehpillowstar> "I hope it's not bees."
<TheRaven> Taggart is staying back, rifle in hand.
<Soulless> 6df+8 Stoat sneaks to the sound
<Glacon> Soulless: Stoat sneaks to the sound: 7 (6df+8=-, -, +, 0, 0, 0)
<Strife> "then we'll need flame throwers instead of extinguishers."
<AgentFlowers> Lily is beside Taggart, ready.
<Pixeltasim> Nitish pulls out his revolver, and stands a little off from Lily
<Snowshoe> Alex remains behind Taggart.
<Roget> Suddenly, over their heads... a big, six legged flying insect swoops out of the woods, heading for the water tower ruins. It had a large snout drooping from its face, and has a carapice covered in shaggy fur.
<Tehpillowstar> "Hopy shit."
<Pixeltasim> Nitish hits the dirt
<TheRaven> "Well fuck me..."
<Roget> *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
<AgentFlowers> "Woah..."
<Roget> The buzzing is unbearable. Roll mental defense.
<Strife> Hijack is hanging back with Taggart as well.  "Cool"  he crouches down and draws his sidearm
<Tehpillowstar> 6df+6 Oh sht.
<Glacon> Tehpillowstar: Oh sht.: 3 (6df+6=+, -, 0, -, -, -)
<Snowshoe> 6df+4
<Soulless> 6df+4 Only bad things happen when the GM asks you roll MDEF
<Glacon> Snowshoe: 6 (6df+4=-, +, +, +, 0, 0)
<Glacon> Soulless: Only bad things happen when the GM asks you roll MDEF: 1 (6df+4=+, 0, -, -, -, -)
<NachtRuine> 6df+6 what oh why
<AgentFlowers> 6df+6 what
<Glacon> NachtRuine: what oh why: 2 (6df+6=-, +, -, -, -, -)
<Glacon> AgentFlowers: what: 4 (6df+6=-, -, -, +, +, -)
<Pixeltasim> 4df+6 MIND FORTRESS
<Glacon> Pixeltasim: MIND FORTRESS: 8 (4df+6=+, -, +, +)
<Pixeltasim> 6df+6 more mind fortress, because I am not used to this
<Roget> roll 6df, not 4df
<Glacon> Pixeltasim: more mind fortress, because I am not used to this: 7 (6df+6=0, +, -, +, 0, 0)
<Strife> 6df+3 medef
<Glacon> Strife: medef: 4 (6df+3=0, -, -, +, +, +)
<Roget> 6df+5 BUZZ BUZZ IS DISPLEASED
<Glacon> Roget: BUZZ BUZZ IS DISPLEASED: 7 (6df+5=+, 0, +, 0, -, +)
<Roget> Everyone except Nitish takes one point to Mind. That shit is rattling around in your skull, drowning out all other thought. Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
<AgentFlowers> Lily claps her hands over her ears. "Crisse...!
<AgentFlowers> "
<Pixeltasim> Is the giant flying thingy still in sight?
<NachtRuine> Zach tries to think about anything else without much avail.
<Tehpillowstar> Chloe crouches down and claps her hands over her hears. ~Make it stop makeitstop shutup shut up shut up~
<Soulless> Stoat growls and grits her teef. FUUUUUCK
<TheRaven> oh balls I'm late
<TheRaven> 6df+6 MDEF
<Glacon> TheRaven: MDEF: 7 (6df+6=0, 0, +, +, 0, -)
<Roget> Taggart resists the buzz
<Roget> The giant bug seems to be circling the water tower ruins, sniffing the air with its snout.
<TheRaven> 6df+10 Taggart raises his rifle and fires on it
<Glacon> TheRaven: Taggart raises his rifle and fires on it: 12 (6df+10=+, 0, 0, -, +, +)
<Pixeltasim> 6df+5 Nitish lets off a couple rounds after Taggart, in case he misses
<Glacon> Pixeltasim: Nitish lets off a couple rounds after Taggart, in case he misses: 8 (6df+5=0, +, +, 0, 0, +)
<Snowshoe> 6df+7 skeet shootan
<Glacon> Snowshoe: skeet shootan: 5 (6df+7=-, 0, 0, +, -, -)
<Tehpillowstar> 6df+7 Chloe clenches her teeth and raises her gun and fires.
<Glacon> Tehpillowstar: Chloe clenches her teeth and raises her gun and fires.: 9 (6df+7=+, +, +, 0, 0, -)
<NachtRuine> 6df+7 Zach follows suit, the buzz still rolling around in his head.
<Glacon> NachtRuine: Zach follows suit, the buzz still rolling around in his head.: 8 (6df+7=+, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0)
<Soulless> 6df+12 Stoat and her hands get her knives and fires them off at the insect (I'm rolling twice as per aspect: hands)
<Glacon> Soulless: Stoat and her hands get her knives and fires them off at the insect (I'm rolling twice as per aspect: hands): 16 (6df+12=+, +, +, -, +, +)
<Soulless> 6df+12 And again
<Glacon> Soulless: And again: 13 (6df+12=-, 0, -, +, +, +)
<Roget> 6df+8 BUZZ BUZZ HAS A CARAPICE OF STEEL
<Glacon> Roget: BUZZ BUZZ HAS A CARAPICE OF STEEL: 10 (6df+8=0, -, 0, +, +, +)
<AgentFlowers> 6df+6 Lily raises her rifle, flipping the burst fire switch and lighting that sucka up
<Glacon> AgentFlowers: Lily raises her rifle, flipping the burst fire switch and lighting that sucka up: 6 (6df+6=+, -, 0, 0, -, +)
<Roget> The buzzing grows louder as it gets hit by Soulless and Taggart's shots, and it begins to fly back towards the poolboys. It also begins making a stressed whining noise, with the snout flailing wildly.
<Roget> Stoat, Taggart and Lily, roll pdef
<TheRaven> 6df+6 woot
<Glacon> TheRaven: woot: 3 (6df+6=-, -, -, 0, -, +)
<AgentFlowers> 6df+6 Hit the deck!
<Glacon> AgentFlowers: Hit the deck!: 5 (6df+6=0, 0, -, +, 0, -)
<Soulless> 6df+6 mog mog mog
<Glacon> Soulless: mog mog mog: 8 (6df+6=+, 0, 0, +, +, -)
<Roget> 6df+6 BUZZ BUZZ SMASH
<Glacon> Roget: BUZZ BUZZ SMASH: 3 (6df+6=-, 0, -, 0, 0, -)
<Roget> son of a bitch
<Roget> The creature manages to swipe Taggart with its snout as it flys over them, knocking him down but not injuring him.
<AgentFlowers> "Taggart!"
<TheRaven> "I'm fine, I'm fine!"
<Snowshoe> Alex moves to help taggart up.
<Pixeltasim> Nitish keeps his revolver trained on the giant thiny whatsit
<AgentFlowers> 6df+6 eat hot lead, bug
<Glacon> AgentFlowers: eat hot lead, bug: 4 (6df+6=0, -, -, 0, +, -)
<TheRaven> 6df+10 return fire
<Glacon> TheRaven: return fire: 9 (6df+10=0, -, +, -, 0, 0)
<Tehpillowstar> 6df+6 Chloe puts away her gun and takes out her knives. She...has an idea. A crazy, audacious idea.
<Glacon> Tehpillowstar: Chloe puts away her gun and takes out her knives. She...has an idea. A crazy, audacious idea.: 6 (6df+6=0, -, 0, +, 0, 0)
<Soulless> 6df+8 Stoat takes aim (perception maneuver) with her knives. She also has a plan.
<Glacon> Soulless: Stoat takes aim (perception maneuver) with her knives. She also has a plan.: 9 (6df+8=+, +, 0, 0, -, 0)
<Snowshoe> 6df+7 Alex just keeps shooting. It'll work eventually, right?
<Glacon> Snowshoe: Alex just keeps shooting. It'll work eventually, right?: 5 (6df+7=-, 0, -, -, +, 0)
<NachtRuine> 6df+7 guns are good for bullet shooting
<Glacon> NachtRuine: guns are good for bullet shooting: 9 (6df+7=+, 0, +, 0, 0, 0)
<Pixeltasim> Nitish starts running for the forest, better to have cover than be out in the open
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<Roget> 6df+8 PLAY IT LOUD
<Glacon> Roget: PLAY IT LOUD: 6 (6df+8=+, -, -, 0, -, 0)
<Roget> The bug is hit! It shudders in flight, then begins losing altitude very quickly. Everyone, roll agility.
<TheRaven> 6df+5 agility? Uh-oh.
<Glacon> TheRaven: agility? Uh-oh.: 5 (6df+5=+, 0, 0, -, +, -)
<Snowshoe> 6df+8 This seems sort of backwards
<Glacon> Snowshoe: This seems sort of backwards: 8 (6df+8=0, -, 0, -, +, +)
<AgentFlowers> 6df+6 tuck and roll!
<Glacon> AgentFlowers: tuck and roll!: 6 (6df+6=0, +, 0, -, -, +)
<NachtRuine> 6df+5 this was a bad idea in hindsight
<Glacon> NachtRuine: this was a bad idea in hindsight: 7 (6df+5=+, +, +, -, +, -)
<Pixeltasim> 6df+3 Guess I didn't make it to the trees in time
<Glacon> Pixeltasim: Guess I didn't make it to the trees in time: 5 (6df+3=0, +, 0, +, -, +)
<Tehpillowstar> 6df+6 Yikes.
<Glacon> Tehpillowstar: Yikes.: 5 (6df+6=+, 0, -, 0, 0, -)
<Roget> 6df+5 WHOOSH WHOOSH MOTHERFUCKERS
<Glacon> Roget: WHOOSH WHOOSH MOTHERFUCKERS: 4 (6df+5=-, 0, -, +, -, +)
<Soulless> 6df+8 agi
<Glacon> Soulless: agi: 11 (6df+8=+, 0, +, -, +, +)
<Roget> It blows a strong wind as it pumps its wings furiously, trying to regain altitude and not hit the ground. Its a strong wind, but everyone keeps their ground.
<Tehpillowstar> 6df+8 Fuck 682 I'M RIDING BUGS
<Glacon> Tehpillowstar: Fuck 682 I'M RIDING BUGS: 6 (6df+8=0, -, 0, -, +, -)
<Roget> 6df I HAVE NO AGILITY TO DODGE WAT DO
<Glacon> Roget: I HAVE NO AGILITY TO DODGE WAT DO: 4 (6df=+, +, +, +, 0, 0)
<Soulless> 6df+16 (Maneuver + Hands) Stoat aims to slice off a chunk of its wings (rerolling hands)
<Glacon> Soulless: (Maneuver + Hands) Stoat aims to slice off a chunk of its wings (rerolling hands): 15 (6df+16=-, +, -, 0, 0, 0)
<Roget> Chloe is able to grasp onto its carapice fur as it flys up, holding on with an iron grip.
<Soulless> 6df+12 hands reroll
<Glacon> Soulless: hands reroll: 14 (6df+12=0, +, -, +, +, 0)
<Roget> 6df+8 NOT MAH WINGS :(
<Glacon> Roget: NOT MAH WINGS :(: 10 (6df+8=0, +, +, +, 0, -)
<AgentFlowers> "What the...CHLOE!"
<NachtRuine> "The hell are you doing!?"
<Tehpillowstar> She climbs up to the giant bug's back, machete ready.
<Pixeltasim> "good luck!"
<AgentFlowers> "Taggart hold fire, Chloe's on it!"
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<Roget> Stoat succesfully slashes off part of the wing as it takes up, causing it to list heavily on the left side. It's moving noticably slower and is flying closer to the ground. It begins heading over the woods, moving over the scrap heap
<Tehpillowstar> ~Oh my gosh this is awesome.~
<Soulless> Stoat starts running to keep up.
<Tehpillowstar> How far off the ground is chloe?
<AgentFlowers> Lily runs after it! ~Stupid, stupid, why did she do that...~
<Pixeltasim> "Before we finish this off, there might be more! Maybe killing it would be a bad idea!"
<Roget> Above the tree line
<Tehpillowstar> Cutting off a wing would be a baaaaad idea. Use machete to cripple the right wing?
<Roget> Roll melee
<Tehpillowstar> 6df+7 machete goodness
<Glacon> Tehpillowstar: machete goodness: 6 (6df+7=-, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0)
<Snowshoe> 6df+8 climbin trees because the DC on clouds is too high
<Glacon> Snowshoe: climbin trees because the DC on clouds is too high: 10 (6df+8=+, +, +, 0, -, 0)
<Roget> 6df+8 I STILL HAVE VERY HIGH DEFENSE
<Glacon> Roget: I STILL HAVE VERY HIGH DEFENSE: 8 (6df+8=0, -, -, 0, +, +)
<TheRaven> "Fucking christ Chloe..."
<Roget> She flails with the machete, but misses the wing.
<Roget> Alex makes it to the top of a tree, and can see the bug flying towards him.
<Tehpillowstar> "[Fuck.]"
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<TheRaven> How hard would it be to hit the bug and not hit Chloe? And how high is the bug flying?
<Tehpillowstar> Chloe don't give a shit about being shot. She's /riding a fucking giant insect./
<Soulless> 6df+8 Stoat be aiming agani
<Glacon> Soulless: Stoat be aiming agani: 7 (6df+8=-, 0, -, +, +, -)
<Roget> Flying just above the tree line
<Roget> It'd be risky... Chloe and the thing are flying erratically
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<Pixeltasim> Nitish runs on the ground next to the tree, trying to stay under it
<Strife> Hijack is just watching. Hekluva place, the pool.
<TheRaven> "CHLOE! MAKE IT HOLD STILL!"
<Tehpillowstar> Can Chloe attempt to control the beast?
<AgentFlowers> "Please God, don't kill the new girl."
<Roget> roll Strength to shove its flight path in another direction.
<TheRaven> 6df+7 percep to ranged. Taggart drops to one knee and adjusts the magnification on his scope, getting ready to make one hell of a shot.
<Glacon> TheRaven: percep to ranged. Taggart drops to one knee and adjusts the magnification on his scope, getting ready to make one hell of a shot.: 5 (6df+7=0, -, 0, +, -, -)
<TheRaven> ...or not
<Tehpillowstar> 6df+4 WILD EMPATHY CHECK
<Glacon> Tehpillowstar: WILD EMPATHY CHECK: 6 (6df+4=+, 0, +, +, 0, -)
<Roget> 6df+6 I WANNA GO THIS WAY
<Glacon> Roget: I WANNA GO THIS WAY: 7 (6df+6=-, +, 0, 0, 0, +)
<NachtRuine> "So what are we supposed to do, just wait?"
<Roget> Chloe fails! The bug continues to go out into the woods, still listing but going at a slightly higher altitude... now about 4 feet over the tree line.
<AgentFlowers> "Now what?"
<Tehpillowstar> "Damnit damnit damnit."
<TheRaven> "I can try to hit it."
<AgentFlowers> "And if you hit Chloe?"
<NachtRuine> "Yeah, I'd rather we not put her at more risk than she is right now."
<Snowshoe> 6df+12 jumpan for bug, tagging grace under fire
<Tehpillowstar> <<Just shoot the Goddamn thing Taggart before it carries me off to the Moon.>>
<Glacon> Snowshoe: jumpan for bug, tagging grace under fire: 15 (6df+12=+, 0, +, 0, +, 0)
<TheRaven> "Well what are you guys thinking?"
<Roget> 6df NOT TWO OF THEM
<Glacon> Roget: NOT TWO OF THEM: 0 (6df=0, -, 0, 0, 0, +)
<AgentFlowers> "IS THAT ALEX?"
<TheRaven> "...you have got to be shitting me."
<Tehpillowstar> "What the--Oh hai Alex."
<Roget> Alex manages to cling to the fur on the carapice, causing it to lift heavily to the left, almost hitting the tree line. Roll Agility, Alex and Chloe, to stay on board!
<Snowshoe> 6df+8
<Glacon> Snowshoe: 9 (6df+8=0, -, -, +, +, +)
<Tehpillowstar> 6df+6 ffffff
<Glacon> Tehpillowstar: ffffff: 5 (6df+6=0, 0, -, 0, 0, 0)
<TheRaven> "Have they been taking crazy pills or something?"
<NachtRuine> "Goddammit, people, why do you have to climb the damn bug?"
<Roget> 6df+6 lol u just mad cuz im stylin on you
<Glacon> Roget: lol u just mad cuz im stylin on you: 8 (6df+6=+, -, -, +, +, +)
<AgentFlowers> "There has GOT to be acid in the coffee."
<Roget> Chloe falls off! Roll pdef to not die!
<Tehpillowstar> 6df+5 Why can't I press X to not die?
<Glacon> Tehpillowstar: Why can't I press X to not die?: 3 (6df+5=-, -, 0, +, -, 0)
<Pixeltasim> Can Nitish roll to try to catch her?
<Roget> Alex manages to climb onto its back, basically taking her place.
<AgentFlowers> "CHLOE!"
<Roget> Roll agility, Nitish
<NachtRuine> "The hell there is, otherwise I'd b - oh dammit, is she?!"
<TheRaven> "Fucking goddamn shit!"
<Tehpillowstar> ~GODDAMNIT ALEX!!~
<Pixeltasim> 6df+3 I'll save you, says the giant indian man
<Glacon> Pixeltasim: I'll save you, says the giant indian man: 3 (6df+3=-, +, -, +, -, +)
<Snowshoe> "Wasn't there someone else here just a few..."
<Roget> 6df+7 LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN(Chloe)
<Glacon> Roget: LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN(Chloe): 5 (6df+7=-, 0, 0, -, -, +)
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<Roget> Chloe falls through a bunch of trees, and hits the giant indian man trying to catch her. -1 body to Chloe.
<Soulless> 6df+16 (Maneuver + hands, using my last AP here to try and bring the motherfucker down)
<Glacon> Soulless: (Maneuver + hands, using my last AP here to try and bring the motherfucker down): 18 (6df+16=+, 0, 0, -, +, +)
<Soulless> 6df+12 Stop flying
<Glacon> Soulless: Stop flying: 13 (6df+12=+, 0, -, 0, +, 0)
<Tehpillowstar> Chloe cries out as she uses Nitish to break her fall.
<TheRaven> 6df+14 tagging This Is My Rifle, Taggart attempts to drill the thing with a .308
<Glacon> TheRaven: tagging This Is My Rifle, Taggart attempts to drill the thing with a .308: 16 (6df+14=0, 0, +, +, 0, 0)
<Soulless> Stoat tries to use the last of her knives to get the insect's flight down
<Roget> 6df+8 NOOO :(
<Glacon> Roget: NOOO :(: 11 (6df+8=+, +, +, +, -, 0)
<Roget> The wings are crippled! It begins to lose altitude fast... and everyone can feel shakes as it hits the ground, hard! Roll pdef Alex!
<Pixeltasim> "Sorry chloe."
<AgentFlowers> Lily sprints towards the thing in search of Alex!
<Tehpillowstar> "Uhh..."
<NachtRuine> Zach sees Lily sprinting off and follows suit.
<Tehpillowstar> Chloe painfully gets up, then limps quickly after Lily. Ow. Ow. Ow.
<TheRaven> Taggart heads towards Chloe. "Fucking hell, what was that?"
<Pixeltasim> "I can carry you." He says to chloe
<Tehpillowstar> "I'll be fine. I just need to walk if off."
<Soulless> Stoat runs to catch up.
<AgentFlowers> "Alex!"
<Snowshoe> 6df+8 I don't even know why I got on this thing in the first place
<Glacon> Snowshoe: I don't even know why I got on this thing in the first place: 10 (6df+8=0, 0, +, +, 0, 0)
<Roget> Alex manages to roll off the bug before it hits earth, and comes out unscathed.
<TheRaven> "You're going to medical...and getting a fucking psych evaluation."
<Pixeltasim> The huge indian man shrugs and runs next to chloe, making sure she is okay
<Tehpillowstar> "Not the psych evaluations..." she mutters to herself. Bzz. That fucking bzz.
<Tehpillowstar> She puts away the smaller knife and takes out the gun again.
<TheRaven> <<Lily, report!>>
<Roget> Anyone running up will find a dazed Alex..... and a stunned bug, picking itself up. The wings are shredded, but it still lives!
<Soulless> Stoat rubs her temple. Fucking bugs. She doesn't have any more knives to throw. Can she find some sharp-looking rocks instead?
<Pixeltasim> 6df+5 Nitish puts a bullet in the giant bug's face
<Glacon> Pixeltasim: Nitish puts a bullet in the giant bug's face: 4 (6df+5=0, -, -, 0, +, 0)
<NachtRuine> Zach sees the bug on the ground and, figuring everyone to be off the bug, fires at it
<NachtRuine> 6df+7 i can do bettar
<Glacon> NachtRuine: i can do bettar: 8 (6df+7=-, +, -, +, 0, +)
<Snowshoe> 6df+7 fak u bug I barely even got to be in the rodeo
<Glacon> Snowshoe: fak u bug I barely even got to be in the rodeo: 6 (6df+7=-, -, +, +, 0, -)
<TheRaven> Hearing shots, Taggart runs to the bug scene.
<TheRaven> 6df+10 oh, would you just die already?
<Glacon> TheRaven: oh, would you just die already?: 10 (6df+10=+, +, 0, -, -, 0)
<Roget> Stoat sees some nice looking stones not far away
<Tehpillowstar> Chloe runs over to the bug scene, wincing at ever step.
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<Roget> 6df+8 I LIVE ETERNAL! BOW TO BUZZ BUZZ
<Glacon> Roget: I LIVE ETERNAL! BOW TO BUZZ BUZZ: 10 (6df+8=+, 0, 0, 0, +, 0)
<Soulless> Stoat heads over to get some rocks.
<AgentFlowers> Lily pulls Alex up. <<He's alive. Otherwise I'da slapped his corpse.>>
<Roget> The bug shrugs off the bullets, with Taggarts round embedding itself not quite all the way through the carapice. The bug stomps towards them, snout waving wildly.
<Roget> Agility, all
<Tehpillowstar> 6df+6 Fffs
<Glacon> Tehpillowstar: Fffs: 7 (6df+6=+, 0, -, 0, 0, +)
<NachtRuine> 6df+5 okaaay
<Glacon> NachtRuine: okaaay: 6 (6df+5=+, -, +, +, 0, -)
<AgentFlowers> 6df+6 not again
<Glacon> AgentFlowers: not again: 9 (6df+6=0, +, +, +, -, +)
<Pixeltasim> 6df+3 AGILITAY
<Glacon> Pixeltasim: AGILITAY: 3 (6df+3=+, +, -, +, -, -)
<TheRaven> 6df+5 ow
<Glacon> TheRaven: ow: 4 (6df+5=0, -, +, -, +, -)
<AgentFlowers> "Anyone else every play Majora's Mask?"
<Snowshoe> 6df+8 from rodeo to bullfighting in one beautiful moment
<Glacon> Snowshoe: from rodeo to bullfighting in one beautiful moment: 8 (6df+8=0, -, +, 0, +, -)
<Soulless> 6df+8 shit
<Glacon> Soulless: shit: 6 (6df+8=+, 0, -, -, 0, -)
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<NachtRuine> "The hell is Majora?"
<Roget> 6df+7 pzowned lol
<Glacon> Roget: pzowned lol: 6 (6df+7=0, 0, 0, -, +, -)
<Tehpillowstar> "Why do you ask Lily?"
<Roget> Taggart, Nitish, Stoat and Zach roll pdef
<NachtRuine> 6df+7 welp
<Glacon> NachtRuine: welp: 4 (6df+7=0, 0, -, -, 0, -)
<Pixeltasim> 6df+6
<Glacon> Pixeltasim: 9 (6df+6=+, 0, +, +, -, +)
<AgentFlowers> "Anyone else remember those charging flies in the swamp?"
<TheRaven> 6df+6 slight better chance
<Glacon> TheRaven: slight better chance: 5 (6df+6=0, -, +, 0, 0, -)
<Pixeltasim> Can nitish roll strength to stop the bug in its tracks?
<Roget> not this sexond
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<Roget> *second
<Soulless> 6df+6 PDEF
<Glacon> Soulless: PDEF: 7 (6df+6=0, -, 0, 0, +, +)
<Tehpillowstar> "Just tell us your idea!"
<AgentFlowers> "No idea. Just reminded me of it is all."
<Roget> 6df+7 pzowned again dubs lulz y u cryin scrubs
<Glacon> Roget: pzowned again dubs lulz y u cryin scrubs: 7 (6df+7=+, 0, -, +, -, 0)
<Roget> The bug swipes its snout at them, thwaking Taggart and Zach pretty fierce, and knocking Stoat over. She drops her stones.
<Tehpillowstar> Chloe aims for the bug's eyes!
<Tehpillowstar> *with her gun
<Tehpillowstar> Wait no redact
<Roget> -1 body to Zach and Taggart
<Pixeltasim> can nitish roll now?
<Roget> yup
<TheRaven> "Ow, son of a-"
<AgentFlowers> 6df+6 boolits
<Glacon> AgentFlowers: boolits: 9 (6df+6=0, +, +, +, 0, 0)
<Soulless> FFFUUUU SHE JUST PICKED THOSE UP
<NachtRuine> Zach is knocked back a good distance, and he takes a moment to get up, trying to get his wind back. "Faaah..."
<Pixeltasim> 6df+8 He drags it into the ground with sheer strength
<Glacon> Pixeltasim: He drags it into the ground with sheer strength: 3 (6df+8=-, 0, -, -, -, -)
<Tehpillowstar> Chloe aims for the bug's eyes with her gun. Can she tag an aspect?
<Soulless> Stoat gets a rock and starts aiming again.
<Soulless> 6df+8 aiming maneuver
<Glacon> Soulless: aiming maneuver: 6 (6df+8=-, -, -, 0, 0, +)
<Snowshoe> 6df+11 tagging grace under fire /again/ because maybe now I can deal damage
<Glacon> Snowshoe: tagging grace under fire /again/ because maybe now I can deal damage: 14 (6df+11=0, 0, 0, +, +, +)
<TheRaven> 6df+14 Taggart is tired of these bugs (ranged, tagging This Is My Rifle)
<Glacon> TheRaven: Taggart is tired of these bugs (ranged, tagging This Is My Rifle): 13 (6df+14=-, 0, 0, 0, -, +)
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<Roget> 6df+8 NO! NOT BOOLITS
<Glacon> Roget: NO! NOT BOOLITS: 6 (6df+8=-, +, -, 0, 0, -)
<NachtRuine> 6df+7 Zach gets his wind back and fires upon the bug.
<Glacon> NachtRuine: Zach gets his wind back and fires upon the bug.: 8 (6df+7=0, 0, 0, -, +, +)
<Tehpillowstar> Chloe aims and fires at the bug's eyes.
<Tehpillowstar> redact
<Roget> The bug recoils from the boolits, thrashing its snout wildly. It seems to be leaking a green fluid from several new holes in its carapice.
<Tehpillowstar> She walks up to the bug and attacks the eyes with her machete.
<Tehpillowstar> 6df+11 Tagging Korean Spirit eye scream, you scream WE ALL SCREAM FOR EYE SCREAM
<Glacon> Tehpillowstar: Tagging Korean Spirit eye scream, you scream WE ALL SCREAM FOR EYE SCREAM: 14 (6df+11=+, +, 0, 0, +, 0)
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<Roget> The machete slashes the eyes, causing them to pop open like water baloons! Except instead of water, it is a bunch of bug eye juice that spills all over chloe.
<Tehpillowstar> "Ew! Yuck! That's disgusting!"
<Roget> The bug is on the ropes, swaying and clicking wildly. The wing bits are twitching rapidly, and the whole body shudders.
<Roget> It doesn't attack anybody, only flailing blindly with the snout.
<Roget> Chloe, agility to not get walloped
<Tehpillowstar> 6df+6 pchoooo
<Glacon> Tehpillowstar: pchoooo: 7 (6df+6=-, 0, +, +, 0, 0)
<AgentFlowers> "See if you can get the snout off! Maybe we can contain it!"
<Roget> 6df+6 I'MMA GET'CHA
<Glacon> Roget: I'MMA GET'CHA: 5 (6df+6=-, +, -, -, +, 0)
<Tehpillowstar> No you arent!
<Roget> It misses! Chloe is able to escape its flailing, sticky grasp!
<Soulless> 6df+12 (maneuver) Stoat chucks a rock really goddamn hard
<Glacon> Soulless: (maneuver) Stoat chucks a rock really goddamn hard: 13 (6df+12=0, +, +, -, +, -)
<Soulless> She chucks it right at the base of the snout.
<Tehpillowstar> Chloe jumps out of the way, then readies herself to cut off the snout with her machete.
<Roget> roll melee
<Tehpillowstar> 6df+11 Tagging Korean spirit again.
<Glacon> Tehpillowstar: Tagging Korean spirit again.: 10 (6df+11=-, 0, -, 0, 0, +)
<Roget> 6df+3 Noooo! Hit the carapice, the eyes... anything but the snout!
<Glacon> Roget: Noooo! Hit the carapice, the eyes... anything but the snout!: 4 (6df+3=0, 0, -, +, 0, +)
<Roget> The snout is sliced clean off. Moments later, a geyser of gore begins spilling out of it, once again splattering Chloe
<Roget> 6df+8 Rocks too!? You guys are dicks!
<Glacon> Roget: Rocks too!? You guys are dicks!: 10 (6df+8=0, +, 0, 0, 0, +)
<Tehpillowstar> ~Ugh! Not again!~
<Roget> The rock hits it in the snout stump really goddamn hard, and a *CRUNCH* can be heard
<AgentFlowers> "Sweet!"
<Soulless> Stoat's got one hell of an arm.
<Roget> It takes one step, and collapses, dead as a doornail.
<TheRaven> "Goddamn."
<AgentFlowers> "No kidding."
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<Soulless> "Who's hurt."
<TheRaven> "Is everyone alright?"
<AgentFlowers> "Chloe, are you hurt?"
<NachtRuine> "I'm alright. Lil' sore, but that'll pass. How's that girl who fell doing?"
<Tehpillowstar> "I'm covered in god knows what, fell from the sky, had water explode in my face..."
<Tehpillowstar> "Yes, I'm fine, thankyouverymuch," She says somewhat sarcastically.
<Tehpillowstar> She rubs her face, trying to remove the gunk. Ew.