Zacmac Sonrick Blackmail

1) Tends to say "you did NOT just insult me/my Dash/my Rainbow Dash!" whenever her or RD is insulted
1.1) Then gets irritated. if you throw any more insults, you're in for a beating. at least an attempted one
2.1) She CAN and WILL get owned in a fight, and proceeds to faint when it happens
2.11) She is turned on by getting beat up
2.12) Her reaction before getting pummeled? She usually gulps and says one of these
2.12A) "Nonononono!!!" while having a big-eyed expression
2.12B) "Uh,oh..."
2.12C) "No, don't..."
2.2) Rainbow Dash CAN fight and will back her up, however.
3) Will burst into tears whenever you talk about the thrashers leaving atlanta
4) WILL chat and sing along with the organ when watching old thrashers games, loudly
4.1) May be a bit off-key as well, however
5) Will throw a sissy fit* whenever the opposing team scores
5.1*) Hissy fit. I like sissy fit better.
5.2) This also goes for when the thrashers lose too.
5.3) Bursts into tears whenever the thrashers are eliminated from the playoffs
6) Is the element of C/A (Curiosity and A-rouse-al). Tends to ask RD very very hot questions out of curiosity
7) Can get wingflares at the most awkward of times
7.1) "Stupid wingflare..."
7.2) Can blush and/or get a wingflare whenever she finds something really hot (e.g. plot). This doesn't happen all the time
8) Is pretty clumsy. Goes "AAH!" before falling down, and goes "Ugh, not again.", and also rolls her eyes when she gets up
8.1) Is clumsy flying as well. Tends to crash a lot, and goes "Ugh, not again.", and also rolls her eyes when she gets up
9) Will make the thrashers goal horn noise whenever she blows fire.
9.1) ALWAYS keeps habaneros (or rainbow) in hand (or hoof) during thrashers games
10) Will go "AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"and make the thrashers goal horn noise whenever she has a habanero (or rainbow) when NOT watching a thrashers game
11) Favorite drink is ANYTHING made by coke
11.1) HATES, and I mean HATES pepsi.
11.2) "Do you seriously call THIS soda? >.<"
11.3) She may or may not get nauseated depending on the situation
12) Anything RD likes, she likes as well
12.1) This goes for the thrashers too
13) Will burp a lot whenever she has a coke
13.1) "Ugh, can I have some more!?"
13.2) "WHAT!? YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MORE COKE!?"
13.3) "Grrr..."
14) "Dashie, I love you so much."
14.1) "I mean I REALLY love you."
14.2) "Dashie, you look hot."
14.3) "You look REALLY hot..."
15) Thinks any NHL team besides the thrashers suck
15.1) Yes, even if the thrashers are the worst team in the NHL
15.2) Yes, even if they aren't in atlanta anymore
16) When she has to pee, she has to bee REALLY bad
16.1) "I gotta go!" *zips to bathroom*
17) Bursts into tears whenever she sees a home Winnipeg jets game
18) LOVES Philips Arena concession food. She thinks it's the best food in the world.
18.1) An exception is vanilla sauce. If you give it to her, she will eat it. And she will... like it. She will make hot noises while eating it
19) Tends to hump her bed when she goes to bed, and has hot dreams a lot too.
19.1) The hot dream? Can be either a "vanilla sauce waterfall" dream, or a dream about the thrashers
19.2) Or about flutterdash
19.3) Or about doing it with dashie
19.4) Or about dashie giving it to her
19.5) She can also have those hot dreams, too
20) Any city on earth that isn't atlanta? Screw them.
21) Is obsessed with the thrashers and Rainbow Dash if you haven't known already
22) She also thinks Philips Arena is the best arena in the world as well
23) Has a temper. Gets mad easily if you insult her/dash (see 1)
23.1) This goes for the city of atlanta too
23.2) And the thrashers
24) Thinks Rainbow Dash is a ho- Oh wait, I said that already?
25) "Winnipeg Jets? Who are the Winnipeg Jets?"
26) Tends to think of Rainbow Dash eating rainbow sometimes
26.1) Yes, she thinks that is hot, too
27) Her stomach growls very loudly when she is hungry
27.1) When she's hungry, not very hungry.
27.2) That doesn't mean her stomach doesn't grown when she's very hungry...
27.3) No...
Lines, calm down. Her stomach growls when she's very hungry as well.
27.4) Oh.
27.5) Tends to go "Ugh..." when it happens, too.
27.6) She gets a-rouse-d by this as well
28) Why does she love the thrashers so much? They use Rainbow Dash's shade of blue!
28.1) Not true, really
-_- Am i going to have to send you to the penalty box?
28.2) No, don't!
29) Her voice is a teenage scootaloo voice
29.1) She is 15 as well
30) Well THAT explains the Rainbow Dash obsession...
Stop playing around! I want more traits on this file >.<
31) Misery
is a little line
of a little DASH.
it's a subtraction sign..
#31. 2 minutes for unsportsmanlike conduct
31.1) >.<
32) Thrashers, full strength!
This is getting out of control...
33) Any other food other than what Rainbow Dash likes or Philips Arena concessions? Those suck!
34) She smells like concessions from Philips Arena
35) Can TRY to do a hawk screech, but it just sounds like falling off of a cliff
36) She HATES, absolutely HATES, when Rainbow Dash crashes...
36.1) She WILL scold you if you laugh at her and she WILL fight you
36.2) For what would happen, see 2
36.3) She'll scold whatever caused the crash, too! She gets very, VERY mad over it
36.4) EVEN IF in actuality Dash caused the crash, she will blame something else for it. Yes, she gets THAT MAD over it
37) This space is retired because it is Dan Snyder's number
38) She thinks everything about Rainbow Dash is hot
38.1) Screw that, she KNOW everything about her is hot!
39) She constantly strokes Rainbow Dash's blimp-like ego
40) Goes "Ewww..." whenever she is confronted with a ship she doesn't like
41) She was called Ice Trash in Flight School. Needless to say, she hated it
41.1) "You did NOT just insult me!"
41.2) Yes, she always got in fights about it too.
41.3) And always lost.
42) If you punch her in the crotch, she will go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH..." and clutch it in pain
42.1) She was tortured like this in Flight School, unfortunately
42.2) Somehow she is also turned on by this
42.3) If you punch her in the face, she will cry. Loudly
43) Her favorite song? Anything played by the thrashers organist
43.1) Or any song Rainbow Dash likes
44) Her greatest fear? Sonic CD. Or and any EAS tests or warnings
44.1) "Aah! Rainbow Dash, hold/help me!"
41.11) Either that or she cries
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44.2) Ironically, she LOVES the soundtrack to it (Sonic CD)
44.25) Except the game over/boss music (NA) (Sonic CD)
44.3) The JP/EU version, not the NA version
44.4) She is afraid of the dark
44.5) She gets very timid in the dark
44.6) Want to make her scream and cry EXTREMELY loudly? Have her in the dark and an EAS test on the radio she's sleeping with
44.7) She is also afraid of static pictures and/or white noise
45) She will do ANYTHING for Rainbow Dash
45.1) Yes, even that.
46) Anything Rainbow Dash hates, she hates too
46.1) Whenever Dash feels bad, she does too
46.2) HATES to see dashie feel bad
46.3) Also hates to see her cry
46.4) Unless she is a-rouse-d
46.5) Feels guilty if dash does -_- in front of her
46.6) Pictures of her as a filly embarass her
46.7) No, don't bring up baby pictures either >.<
47) Is scared of thunder and/or lightning. Always goes "AAH!" when she hears it.
48) Is also afraid of falling, sorta. Always gulps upon seeing that she is high
48.1) Not THAT high
49) There is ONE song that she can sing on-key. The chorus of Red Sky by Pat Metheny
49.1) Wait, there's one more. The breakdown of U Got The Look by Jeff The Brotherhood
50) Will ask "Rainbow Dash, do you like this?" before eating a meal
50.1) "This" cna also be the name of the meal she's eating
50.2) Also grades every day's food like this:
50.21) 7/8 meaning Rainbow Dash likes 7 out of the 8 meals she [Ice Thrash] has eaten
51) Wants to dirnk 8oz of rainbow because Dashie did
51.1) Ate habanero once because it's the closest thing that she has had to rainbow so far
51.2) She likes it, both by herself and because Rainbow Dash did
51.3) Not really. She really only liked it because Rainbow Dash did
52) She stalks Rainbow Dash as well
52.1) She wants to hump her, too
53) She has a weird fetish that you probably don't want to know about...
53.1) And she is nervous about it too
54) Favorite food? Anything Dash likes, of course!
55) Favorite hockey team? Are you serious?
55.1) I've never heard of a team called Are you serious before...
That's besides the point ... *facehoof*
56) She is "hungry" and/or "thirsty" whenever Dash is
57) She LOVES when you point out that her name shares a syllable that Rainbow Dash has
58) Is from Memphis and has a noicable fondness for barbeque
58.1) Especially for Memphis barbeque
59) Her favorite weapon is the Braves foam tomahawk
59.1) Don't tick her off. If she has it in her hoof, she WILL use it
59.2) It's harmless however, so refer to 2. Her punches are the equivalent of a hit with this
60) Whenever she is confronted with someone that threatens her, she whimpers "Don't hurt me..."
61) Loves house music
61.1) Specifically Chicago house
62) Secretly cheers for the Nashville Predators (but won't admit it)
63) It's embarrassing when she crashes
63.1) What's even MORE embarrassing is the way she tries to get up...
63.2) She shakes her plot and thinks that it's gonna help
63.3) "Uh, Dash.. a little help?"
63.4) All the fillies and colts in flight school laughed at her for this
64) Will often groan when she wakes up, and her mane is out of style as well
65) Wants Bud Light
65.1) Will cry upon realization that she is too young to have it
66) HATED applejacked before Dash told her personality to give AJ a second chance
67) Will try to do everything Rainbow Dash does, but it always ends in crashing
68) The one time she will NOT crash is when Dash crashes herself and she sees it
68.1) She will rescue her using SHEER DETERMINATION AND RAGE
69) The only pony she will do this will is Rainbow Dash
70) Will cry if you laugh at her
70.1) Especially if you're Rainbow Dash
71) She sleeps to classical music
71.1) She drools on her pillow as well
72) Do NOT show her the Sonic CD creepy message screen. She could do a variety of things
72.1) Cry and scream
72.2) Go into an ALL OUT RAGE mode
72.21) She gets her copy of Sonic Gems Collection and will proceed to smash it with her foam braves tomahawk
72.3) Unfortunately this does not even break the case
73) Is APPARENTLY very ticklish, even though she isn't
73.1) She totally isn't, of course
73.2) 73.1 and 73, you lie
73.3) I guess you're right
74) Is currentl learning about Rainbow Dash's teenage years to figure out how to act more like her
74.1) Would've been a troublemaker due to this but Dash told her not to be and she obliged
75) There are several emotions that she will display if you rub her wings a certain way
75.1) Laughter
75.2) Sadness
75.3) rage
75.4) A-rous-al. If you do it wrong she will cry (see 75.2) instead
76) She will cry if she gets something in her eye
77) She will yawn if she is sleepy (Everypony does that ;_;)
77.1) BUT the twist is her hair gets messy if she is sleepy
77.2) How to wake her up? Simply slap her on the flank or cheek
77.3) Slapping another part of her face would maker her cry
78) SHe runs into things often, due to her clumsiness
78.1) ALso gets dizzy too as a side-effect
78.2) May also fall to the gorund as another side-effect
78.3) "Woah...OOF! >.<"
79) Gets dizzy if she spins
80) COuld get nauseated if she is dizzy
81) *stomach gurges* Urgh...