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- "I wouldn't suppose you serve bacon and eggs?"
- >The pony taking your order shoots you a horrified look
- "Thought not. Just a salad then"
- >He walks off, obviously disturbed
- "AND NO FUCKING FLOWERS"
- >You sigh
- >"Riiiight then"
- >You turn to the mare you were having a discussion with moments ago
- >"So i was thinking after we get though sorting-"
- *HIC*
- >"Anon?"
- "Yeah"
- >"What was that?"
- "A...Hic-HIC*-cup. Why?"
- >Sirens begin to blare
- >A voice yells "2319! WE HAVE A 2319! PEOPLE
- >"ANONYMOUS. ANONYMOUS THE HUMAN PLEASE REMAIN MOTIONLESS"
- >What the fu-*HIC*
- >Great, now your thoughts are hiccuping
- >"PREPARE FOR DECONTAMINATION"
- >This doesn't sound good
- >"Duck and cover people!", Twilight shouts as she dives under the your table
- >A platoon of royal guards descend from the skies
- >Shops close, ponies flee from you in abject terror
- >"We have a 2319 in progress"
- *HIC*
- >"Coming through"
- >"Watch yourself"
- >The armored pegasi begin to crowd around you
- >One tackles you to the ground
- >An odd machine is stuffed into your face, and a weird force is pushed into your lungs
- >Silence
- >Everyone stares at you
- >No hiccups
- >"Situation is all clear, I repeat, situation is all clear"
- "Huh, Thanks guys"
- >A cheap rubber curtain is magic'd into existence
- >You clothes are ripped from you as a stream of hot water is sprayed at you, and a cone of shame placed around your next
- >The curtain disappears and you are left there cupping your balls in front of most of the town
- >Today was an Almost caused the extinction of ponykind kind of day
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