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George Zimmerman lost his benis

May 23rd, 2014
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  1. >Be Anonymous
  2. >On day 2spooky
  3. >Going to go meet pony friend
  4. >Pony is name of Cookie or something
  5. >Pop a couple mollies
  6. >Remember the name now
  7. >Pony friend is name of Windy Dripper
  8. >He is gay euphemism
  9. >Pony is not Windy Dripper, pony is actually Hot Fudge
  10. >Hot Fudge is heavy-set pone, but you are a nice Anon who is still friends with her
  11. >Meeting Hot Fudge at Sugar Cube Corner for lunch
  12. >She is there first, looking at you with a cute face
  13. >D'aww internally
  14. >These ponies are so cute
  15. >"Hiya, Anon!"
  16. "Hey Fudge, how are you?"
  17. >"Oh I'm doing good, what about you?"
  18. >You take a seat across from her, and look over the menu
  19. "I'm doing good, it's nice to see you."
  20. >She squirms around, her seat creaking, she's smiling at you
  21. >You smile back at her and Mrs. Cake comes to take your order
  22. >You both share a piece of key lime pie
  23. >You both get about a quarter through it when she says she doesn't really like the taste, she wants you to finish it though
  24. >You thank her and continue eating while she gets something chocolate
  25. >Afterwards you realize you ate pie for lunch, don't really care too much though
  26. >She wants you to come to her house, you don't really see why not
  27. >On the way there, you're not feeling too great but you can keep it hidden
  28. >She gets to her house, it smells really sweet, there is landscape pictures on the walls, the walls are a light beige color
  29. >She sits you down on her couch and walks off to get something
  30. >You sit back on the couch, sits so soft, you sink into it a bit
  31. >You are getting tired, really tired, start having to fight doff sleeo by any means possible
  32. >"Oh Anooonnn..." Fudge calls from the doorway in a singsong voice
  33. >You can't stay awake, but you are awake just long enough to see that Hot Fudge walks towards you and turns around to show you that she put on some lingerie
  34. >"A-anon? Are you alright?"
  35. >This was a pretty good view, you're pretty upset you can barely stay awake
  36. >Black out
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