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- > wake up in the morning
- > hear some sort of chanting
- > moan in my half slumber
- Dammit.....
- > "the great one arises!"
- > "Fetch the offerings!"
- > the two ponies leave, only to return a few moments later with a plate of meat and a glass of what looks to be tomato juice
- > I am reasonably skeptical
- Where did you get this meat?
- > "A loyal subject donated it to our cause!"
- > "Yes, he wanted to repent for a past misdeed"
- So long as the meat is normal
- > start eating, it's got a consistency like beef
- > Fluttershy and Lyra look on with joy as I devour the meal
- > I make to take a swig of the tomato juice and a rather metallic smell hits my nose
- > a quick touch of the tongue confirms my fears
- This is blood
- > "The blood of the one who repented"
- > "That way you accept his offering!"
- > do an immediate spit take
- > Lyra calls for Big Mac
- please tell me you didn't
- > "Eeeyup"
- > Big mac walks into the room, limping significantly
- What did you do, that you wanted to repent?
- > "Made fun o' these two"
- and so you gave your blood?
- > he turns to the side to reveal a large gash from his flank
- Oh....oh god
- > "Do ya' fergive me master?"
- Don't tell me I ate you?
- > he nods his head yes
- > I run to the toilet and heave up what I had eaten
- > The three follow me to the bathroom
- > I hear Big Mac weeping, the other two consoling him
- > "Don't give up hope, he'll forgive you soon"
- > "Just keep trying, he'll come around"
- > when I'm done, I come out of the bathroom, and all three stare at me intensely
- > They then begin to chant, begging for my forgiveness
- > I walk around them, ignoring their chants
- > before lunch, Big Mac is passes out on the floor, and I rush him to the hospital
- > I am later informed that would be an indicator that I have forgiven him, and that he is now a dedicated member of the cult of Anon
- > fuck
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