Автоколчанька by Peka73Rus

// ==UserScript==
// @name   Autokolchanka
// @namespace  http://peka.cc
// @version1337
// @description  enter something useful
// @match  http://*1chan.ru/*
// @require http://github.com/andris9/jStorage/raw/master/jstorage.js
// @copyright  2013, Peka73Rus
// ==/UserScript==
$((new (function(){
var self = this;
var wordsAfterComma = [
"а",
"но",
"который",
"которая",
"которые",
"которое"
];
this.init = function(){
jQuery(".b-post-statistics").append("<br>");
self.createButton("Хули вы тут читаете?", self.askAboutReading);
self.createButton("Пиар параши", self.pearParashee);
self.createButton("Автоколчанька", self.sendAutoMessage);
};
this.createButton = function(text, handler){
var randomId = Math.random().toString().replace("0.", "button-");
var button = jQuery("<button>");
button.addClass(randomId);
button.text(text);
jQuery(".b-post-statistics").append(button);
if (typeof (handler) == "function")
jQuery(document).on("click", "."+randomId, handler);
};
this.pearParashee = function(){
var threadNumber = window.location.pathname.split("/")[3];
self.sendMessageToThread("Пиар параши, минус.");
jQuery.ajax("http://1chan.ru/news/res/"+threadNumber+"/rate_post/down/");
};
this.sendMessageToThread = function(message){
var threadNumber = window.location.pathname.split("/")[3];
var captcha = self.getCaptcha();
jQuery.post("http://1chan.ru/news/res/"+threadNumber+"/add_comment/", {"post_id": threadNumber, "captcha": captcha, "homeboard": "anonymous", "text": message });
};
this.getCaptcha = function(){
var captchaBox = jQuery(".b-comment-form input[name=captcha]");
if (captchaBox.length > 0)
return captchaBox.val();
return "";
};
this.askAboutReading = function(){
var stats = ">Читают: " + jQuery("#post_stats_reading").text();
var text = stats + "\r\nХули вы тут читаете?";
self.sendMessageToThread(text);
};
this.sendAutoMessage = function(){
var threadNumber = window.location.pathname.split("/")[3];
var commentNumbers = jQuery(".b-comment_b-info a[name]");
var words = jQuery.unique(jQuery(".b-comment_b-body,.b-blog-entry_b-body")
 .text().split(/\s+/)
 .filter(function(a){
 return a.match(/[A-Za-zА-Яа-я]+/) && a.length < 15;
 })
 .map(function(a){
 return a.replace(/[\.,!?()]/g, "").toLowerCase()
 }));
var icons = jQuery(".js-homeboard-select-link");
var captcha = self.getCaptcha();
jQuery.post("http://1chan.ru/news/res/"+threadNumber+"/add_comment/", {"post_id": threadNumber, "captcha": captcha, "homeboard": "anonymous", "text": self.generateMessage(threadNumber, commentNumbers, words)});
};
this.re = this.getRandomElement = function(array){
self.lastRandom = 0;
var randomValue = Math.floor(Math.random()*array.length);
if (randomValue == window.lastRandom && array.length>1)
return self.re(array);
window.lastRandom = randomValue;
return array[randomValue];
};
this.generateMessage = function(threadNumber, commentNumbers, words){
var replyTo = ">>" + (commentNumbers.length>0?commentNumbers.last().text():threadNumber);
var wordsCount = Math.floor(Math.random()*30) + 1;
var text = self.capitaliseFirstLetter(self.re(words));
var sentenceLength = Math.min(Math.floor(Math.random()*6) + 5, wordsCount);
var sentenceIndex = 1;
for (var i=0; i<wordsCount; i++){
nextWord = self.re(words);
if (sentenceIndex == 0){
nextWord = " " + self.capitaliseFirstLetter(nextWord);
}
else{
if (wordsAfterComma.indexOf(nextWord) > -1){
nextWord = ", " + nextWord;
}
else{
nextWord = " " + nextWord;
}
}
if (sentenceIndex >= sentenceLength - 1){
sentenceLength = Math.min(Math.floor(Math.random()*7) + 4, wordsCount - i - 1);
sentenceIndex = 0;
nextWord += ".";
}
else{
sentenceIndex++;
}

text += nextWord;
}
return replyTo + "\r\n" + text;
};

this.capitaliseFirstLetter = function(input){
return input.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + input.substr(1);
};
})()).init())