WC
wilyCoywolf [WC] began trolling unendingErosion [UE]
Kai.
UE
(kai's never said his name on the memo)
WC
(shit. I have a bit to redo then)
(RETRY)
Human male
UE
(take 2)
WC
HelLloO
UE
Hello, you are my client, correct?
WC
I sure am budDdy
UE
Ok.
Do you want me to build up your house?
WC
What's up? And thanks foOr getTting me my next woOrld
sure if yoOu can help me get anoOther machine?
UE
1: I've killed 5 creatures since I've gotten here. 2: No problem, part of the game.
WC
cloOse soOurces repoOrt I neEed it toO  craft coOoOl shit
UE
Yes, I've already started doing that.
WC
Ooh?
UE
My sprite told me.
WC
Lucky. TelLl me aboOut it
Mine is toOoOo.
In his oOwn way
UE
You take cards, and you make objects
I don't think my sprite likes me.
WC
I don't think I have any cards...
UE
You can make them.
WC
Mine likes my foOoOd toOoOo much
Huh?
UE
You can make them.
WC
HoOw?
UE
Enter the code.
WC
froOm?
UE
One moment.
WC
NoO rush
* UE deploys the punch designix next to the other machines outside
UE
Enter the code 11111111
Use an empty card.
(how much grist do you have?)
WC
(Not too much)
@Zion
According to the grist sheet, Mauiki has 10 grist.
UE
(oh, no one updates that thing)
WC
(B-but the imp I killed...)
UE
(we start with 10)
WC
(It was really tough :( )
UE
(i think im the only one who updated it)
@Zion
(I update that thing religiously)
WC
(Probably)
UE
(how many imps did you fight?)
WC
(One. but he seemed kinda tough for a lone imp)
(I dunno)
UE
(k, ill check how much grist imps drop)
(or, do you know how much oyu got from it?
)
@Zion
(checking it right now)
WC
(I wasn't told)
UE
(dang, then we roll now)
WC
( D: )
UE
(ok, we found it)
WC
(So...?)
@Zion
(I have the stuff now, lemme roll real quick)
WC
(Dat timing)
(Squee)
UE
(13)
WC
(Yay?)
UE
(so you have 23 grist)
WC
(Ugh.)
(I have to kill like a billion more imps)
(Probably)
UE
(i killed 5, and i rolled really high on my grist lol)
(i have 92)
@Zion
(I rolled, you also gain 10 shale)
UE
(ok, so now we continue)
Costs 1 grist for a card.
WC
Ooh welLl I goOt soOme, but noOt toOoOo much... Let's goO make oOne oOf these.
*short pause*
Ookay I goOt oOne noOw
UE
(I can see you, so you can say what you do)
@Zion
You create an EMPTY SYLLADEX CARD.
-1 grist
UE
Ok, I helped you, you help me.
What do you know about Derse?
WC
Uh... noOthing
What is Derse
And what doO I doO with this card
UE
Darn it.
The punched one?
WC
LemMme ask my sprite aboOut Derse later
I'lLl let yoOu knoOw
and yes.
UE
Mine wouldn't tell me anything.
WC
Mine... may
ⓘ Zion is now known as Dinghostdadsprite
UE
You can get rid of the card and keep the totem so you can make more if you need to
WC
Ooh oOkay. I think I'lLl doO that noOw soO I can make a loOt oOf stufFf
Thank yoOu human male
UE
Ok.
WC
Hey, DinghoOstdadsprite, take the keys
I'mMma doO that thing foOr moOre cards
UE
So, do you want me to build up your house, or not?
WC
Yeah, goO ahead
UE
(is your roof flat?)
WC
(yeah but not that strong. might as well build a tower next to it)
UE
(k)
Is your roof stable?
WC
Hahaha noO
noO it is noOt
UE
That complicates things.
WC
Shit.
@Dinghostdadsprite
Your roof should be fine, mate.
* UE builds four supports at the corners of Mauiki's house
WC
DingoOdad telLl him aboOut Derse
UE
(how much grist is that?)
@Dinghostdadsprite
It is the buildy stuff you should worry about.
Ain't enough for it.
UE
(how many supports do i make before i run out?)
@Dinghostdadsprite
So you gotta slay some more fuckwads before ya continue building up.
(You build the four pillars, after that Mauiki runs out of grist)
UE
(how? 22 doesnt divide by 4)
WC
*Making cards like boss*
@Dinghostdadsprite
(2 grist left then)
Also, how many cards do you make?
You can only make two more if UE is building pillars
WC
let's say I made like 5?
Editting this log is gunna be a bitch lol
UE
(k, then there are 3 pillars, and you have 2 grist left)
@Dinghostdadsprite
So three pillars and five cards are made.
WC has 2 grist left.
WC
SoO what doO I doO with these cards?
@Dinghostdadsprite
(Those are normal captchalogue cards, you should know what to do with them)
UE
Don't you have a sylladex?
WC
(Oooooooooh wow)
(My mind is fuck)
UE
(10/10 with rice)
WC
Yes, these are just moOre inventoOry sloOts then?
UE
Yes.
@Dinghostdadsprite
Dill.
WC
And I just put them intoO a machine and I get a croOsSs oOf said cards?
@Dinghostdadsprite
Dinghostdadsprite snickers.
UE
My sylladex is apparently only good for killing my mother with.
WC
that's awesoOme
SoOrRry mate
UE
It was a dream, but that was the only time it was ever useful
WC
If/else is pretTty swelLl
UE
As of now, my mother is apparently on Derse, and I must rescue her
WC
Ooh... DinghoOst.
@Dinghostdadsprite
"What."
WC
What doO yoOu knoOw aboOut Derse?
@Dinghostdadsprite
"..."
UE
I know what it is, but I need to know how to get there.)
@Dinghostdadsprite
"Can't tell ya."
WC
I'lLl make yoOu moOre jerky if yoOu help him
UE
You sprites are all useless.
@Dinghostdadsprite
"Nah, you don't get it mate"
"I physically can't."
WC
WelLl... that's... unfoOrnate.
UE
Why not?
I need to know.
My mother may be in danger.
WC
I doOn't think he can help yoOu mate.
@Dinghostdadsprite
"It'd be like a vejjo dingo."
"Just wrong."
WC
GoO be asSsie soOmewher else, he's noOt in the moOoOd, dad
@Dinghostdadsprite
"Hooroo, kids"
* Dinghostdadsprite has disconnected
UE
Useless.
Have you talked to the inhabitants of your land yet?
They might know something.
WC
They doOn't realLly like me but I'lLl try
UE
Thank you.
Also, sorry about wasting most of your grist.
WC
It's alLl goOoOd
I can get moOre
UE
Get more, then message me.
I'll build up more
WC
GoOtcha. I'lLl goO find my lizard guide
GoOoOd luck with yoOur moOm
UE
Thank you.
WC
NoO proOblem.
(End..?)
UE
(im trying to find another persons username)
(i think its dadosky)
WC
(Use this https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cZQn0m1NwzCiUtU0on57CTOFfYCu9rVsHTT6oreY-xU/edit#gid=0)
@Dinghostdadsprite
./u/dadosky2010
UE
Do you by any chance know EF?
I need them to build my house.
WC
Afraid noOt
But I wilLl find them
I may noOt build foOr mine... heh
UE
If you don't know them, I'll talk to them myself
Don't bother.
WC
Nah, it's woOrth it
I want to make friends
UE
Oh right, you have a grudge on GR, don't you?
Is he your client?
WC
NoOt alLl troOlLls are as friendly toO humans as I am btw
UE
I noticed.
WC
If oOne gives yoOu shit I can help yoOu oUt
UE
You were there for GR's rant, weren't you?
WC
Yes that asSsblaster is my client
Yes
UE
Fun times.
WC
It always is
Oone day I wilLl cleanse the universe oOf Cuside Gelert
UE
That seems a bit excessive.
Why do you hate him so much?
WC
NoOt toO where I coOme froOm, kid
He has tried toO kilLl me a number oOf times
He droOve me oOfFf Alternia
UE
I've killed five creatures since this game started, and I feel terrible about it.
What's worse is that I had no hesitation to kill them
It was like...
Instinct.
WC
I've oOnly kilLled oOne and they are just toOkens
Because it is
YoOu and I are warRrioOrs
this is oOur war
UE
Maybe I don't want to go to war.
WC
We must be stroOng toO survive
UE
I want to save my mother, and stay quietly at home.
WC
Many heroOes doOn't want toO face the quests they must
But that is why they are legends
We are setTting oOut toO doO the woOrk of legend, human male
YoOu and I? We wilLl be remembered
I can feEel it
UE
I don't want to be remembered for killing.
WC
Then doOn't let it define yoOu
WhoO truly are yoOu, human boOy?
UE
Kai River, a fourteen year old who has school tomorrow
WC
YoOu are very difFferent froOm Terese
I am Mauiki Samara. I am 17 in yoOur human years.
UE
I assume Terese is KE?
WC
She is
UE
Then yes, I'm very different from her.
She's a good person.
And I don't even question when my mother tries to kill me in a dream
I just...
WC
She lacks the agGgresSsioOn like yoOU
UE
Murder her.
WC
YoOu are a fighter
UE
I don't want to be.
WC
I am like yoOu.
ⓘ Dinghostdadsprite is now known as Zion
UE
Don't be.
It won't work out for you.
WC
I doOn't want toO be remembered as oOutcast
Kai
Listen
DoOn't be ashamed oOf what yoOu are
UE
Stop calling me a murderer.
I'm a child.
WC
YoOu are noOt a murderer
YoOu are capable
CoOntroOl yoOur ability, doOn't let it coOntroOl yoOU
UE
I don't want to have an ability.
I don't want to fight
I want to survive.
WC
Then survive
ⓘ Zion is now known as zleepingZion
UE
Why does survival require killing?
WC
Because this is the path we've beEen given
This is oOur burden
UE
I'll take the next path.
WC
DoO yoOU want toO die then?
UE
No.
But I don't want to kill.
WC
Then yoOu have toO
UE
Did your world prepare you for this?
WC
Yes
I've beEen kilLling foOr a loOng time
UE
Why?
WC
Survival
UE
Why do the others kill?
WC
Revenge
It is their nature
It is in alLl oOf oOur natures
UE
Why is it your nature?
Where did it start?
Who thought it would be a good idea to build a society on murder?
WC
Because it is what I am goOoOd foOr
UE
You're good for much more
Even murderers have redeeming qualities
WC
Because they kilLled their way toO the toOp
I am and I knoOw
UE
Why did you listen to them?
Anyone who murdered their way into power clearly cannot be trusted
WC
Because I neEeded toO
I have noO poOwer Kai
I am a thief, a shadoOw
I kilLl when I have noO choOice
UE
You said revenge.
WC
I kilLl the pigs that kilLled my friends
UE
Revenge is a choice.
WC
It is
I made the right oOne
UE
You made the bloody choice.
And I apologize for that.
You should not have needed to make that choice.
WC
YoOu are noOt at fault
I have kilLled soOme that... I regret
I knew soOme oOf them
UE
Maybe you will regret Cuside.
WC
but I can't wish them back
NoO
He is a blight
And he wilLl be culLled by my hand
UE
How is he different from you?
You've both killed.
WC
he hunts
I strike the hunter
UE
You don't hunt?
WC
NoO
Just the imps, but the oOne I kilLled was trying toO hurt my DingoOdad
UE
In your world, it sounds like any kills are for self defense
Maybe Cuside did the same.
WC
Perhaps yoOU coOuld ask him
He... may have
UE
Then you might feel regret for killing him
So don't.
WC
Oour culture... didn't woOrk like that thoOugh
I woOn't thoOugh
I've coOme cloOse and alLl I have felt was an ever burning desire toO finish this
UE
Finish it with peace.
Don't make the bloody choice.
WC
Kai
...
I'lLl coOnsider it
UE
Consider it now.
WC
But doOn't try toO stoOp it when it is time
UE
If you were to have Cuside by the throat at this moment
Would you kill him?
WC
Yes
UE
I am sorry for that.
WC
As am I.
UE
If you're sorry, then don't kill him
WC
...
UE
I don't want you to make the bloody choice.
WC
Why doO yoOU hate bloOoOd, Kai?
Legitimate questioOn, noO tricks
UE
Because it is unnecessary.
No tricks, just answer.
There is no point to it.
Also, we're supposed to work together.
Murder would make that difficult.
WC
But woOuld yoOu kilLl toO save soOmeoOne yoOu care foOr?
YoOurself?
UE
...
I would like to say no.
WC
As woOuld I.
UE
But I cannot truthfully.
WC
I understand
UE
I don't want murder to be my nature.
I was not raised to kill, so why am I good at it?
WC
Because yoOu want toO live
YoOu have a loOve oOf life, noO?
UE
It's abnormal to not love life.
WC
Yes
It is abnoOrmal noOt toO proOtect oOne's life
UE
But why is murder the first means of survival?
Why not escape?
Or compromise?
WC
Because escape can be bloOcked
UE
(also, just saying, we talked to much, i lost the beginning of the convo)
(imma need you to pastebin this, if you can)
WC
(I thinkk there are ways to get the first bits
UE
(i expanded my chat history, but it didnt work
)
WC
(Zion knows... Or at least AT does)
(Shit)
UE
(what do you have your set to?
)
(in scroll history?)
WC
(Uh... i dunno)
UE
(go to settings and check)
(if you havent changed it, we're screwed)
WC
(heh... oops.)
UE
(ok, our last hope is that zion has a huge scroll history)
WC
(I copied what we just had
(Looks like most of it was useless babble up there anyways)
UE
(yeah, we can prob recreate it if we need to)
(anyways, lets continue, i need to sleep soon.)
WC
(Gotcha)
Anyways...
DoOn't live with regret oOr yoOU wilLl die with it as welLl
UE
I don't want regret or murder.
I want peace.
And my mother.
WC
We can get yoOu that
UE
I think I need to think about things.
* UE disconnects