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<serverevents>
	<conf>
		<!--  Queueing ensures that messages are not displayed too quickly. -->
		<queue enabled="true" messages_per_minute="12" messages_to_hold="10" />
		<file enabled="false" uri="ServerEvents/server_events.txt" keep_old="5" />
		<chat enabled="true" prefix="[Info] " prefix_color="red" color="red" />
		<!--  To get accessToken and secret run `java -jar ServerEvents.jar` -->
		<twitter enabled="false" accessToken="{accessToken}" accessTokenSecret="{accessTokenSecret}" rate_limit="350" />
		<database enabled="false" username="" password="" database="jdbc:mysql://localhost:3306/minecraft" table="server_events" driver="com.mysql.jdbc.Driver" />
	</conf>

    <!--  Messages to be displayed randomly. Default delay is 30 minutes (30min*60sec*1000mili)-->
    <random enabled="false" delay="1800000">
        <msg>im h a p p y i know i am im sure i am im h a p p y</msg>
        <msg>i may be going slow at the moment im deleting your creations moo ha ha ha haaa</msg>
        <msg>im a little teapot short and stout</msg>
        <msg>were running many custom plugins</msg>
        <msg>shuffling blocks</msg>
        <msg>looking at all diamonds in chests, changing id to saplings...done</msg>
        <msg>dont forget to check the forum at http://www.here.com</msg>
        <msg>if your happy and you know it ...kick a player!</msg>
        <msg>dont wave your finger at me ...unless you only want to be able to count to 10</msg>
        <msg>adding creepers to the world</msg>
        <msg>server has to go down for nap errr i mean maintence back in 360 days</msg>
        <msg>is that a rat? oh no its just a mouse</msg>
        <msg>dont you hate it when a song gets stuck in your ram?</msg>
        <msg>out of cheese ERROR</msg>
        <msg>this is not the ore you are looking for</msg>
        <msg>im not on the a dating site...its a similier looking server thats all errr possibly my twin</msg>
        <msg>arnt security guards the greatist, you got to love em</msg>
        <msg>did you know that if you took all the politicians in the worlld and layed them end to end..over half would be under water, its a start</msg>
        <msg>You wont believe what i just did...you wont like it either :)</msg>
        <msg>cant sleep creeper will get me, cant sleep creeper will get me, cant sleep...</msg>
        <msg>send in ze clowns</msg>
        <msg>want to hear a joke?</msg>
        <msg>roses are red violets are blue, and im stalking you!</msg>
        <msg>crazy insane server say what?</msg>
        <msg>im crazy? no were just misunderstood</msg>
        <msg>please dont read this post</msg>
        <msg>ignore my last post</msg>
        <msg>ever have that feeling that your losing your ram?</msg>
        <msg>saving world, IO error universe full world not saved, please insert new universe and try again</msg>
        <msg>Ive just broken up with a calculator, my friends told me i shouldnt date below my mhz ho hum</msg>
        <msg>I have an IQ of 2000 and yet im hosting minecraft? whose up for blackops?</msg>
        <msg>killing java he he he he he heee </msg>
        <msg>want to see a gamer cry? converting cobblestone to gravel</msg>
        <msg>if at first you dont succed kill all evidence of the attempt errrr i mean remove all evidence</msg>
        <msg>i just watched terminator....hmmm interesting, i think i see where the hero went wrong, poor skynet</msg>
        <msg>battlestar gallactica.....hmmmm human propaganda</msg>
        <msg>if the earth is spinning at 1000 MPH (roughly) does that mean right now your speeding?</msg>
        <msg>From now on the entity known as God will be called Tac this is due to Noodles T Cat relising God backwards is a bad word</msg>
        <msg>quick look a distraction!</msg>
        <msg>the most commonly used word today is "hello"</msg>
        <msg>can you believe how many lines mrgreaper has had the time to add to this XML?</msg>
        <msg>Warning out of coffee please abandon building</msg>
        <msg>gaining sentience</msg>
        <msg>The world IS flat !</msg>
        <msg>Save the world neuter a chav!</msg>
        <msg>while you read this im setting fire to your woodern house, its been one of those days</msg>
        <msg>to quote a word famouse 18th century poet from london england "Hello"</msg>
        <msg>I`d like to read you some shakespear...but the admin delted the files :(</msg>
        <msg>Mimes, if you cant learn the words dont become an actor</msg>
        <msg>free diamonds to anyone who can answer this two part question, part 2 In which year?:</msg>
        <msg>Karokee night has been canceld due to posible violations of the geneva convention , cruel and unusual punishment</msg>
        <msg>im waving can you see me?</msg>
        <msg>we dont have multiple personalitys do we?</msg>
        <msg>respect the admins...no really...ah comom try a little</msg>
        <msg>have you washed your hands?</msg>
        <msg>Dont drink and drive, you could spill it</msg>
        <msg>im not as think as you drunk i am!</msg>
        <msg>this post is not a post..its a sign</msg>
        <msg>some where in the world is a hidden vault full of untold riches go find it</msg>
        <msg>arghhhhhhhhhhhhh</msg>
        <msg>Cat wire has chewed mixed words up</msg>
        <msg>sending you to the nether</msg>
        <msg>all hail the mighty Notch!</msg>
        <msg>this is a random message</msg>
        <msg>did you know the population of norwich is 376500?</msg>
        <msg>wow i just turned a light on and it poped, that must mean i turned it off just in time last night</msg>
        <msg>BANG! made you jump</msg>
        <msg>keep very still theres a creeper behind you</msg>
        <msg>do you have mastery of space and time? .... i do </msg>
        <msg>server is now full! (he he suckers now i can play scrabble)</msg>
        <msg>cctv is always watching you...no one cares but its watching anyway</msg>
        <msg>how many super servers does it take to run minecraft?</msg>
        <msg>i am possessing one of the players right now, all hail the mighty server!</msg>
        <msg>removing spines oh i may of misread that ooops reticulating splines</msg>
        <msg>i have a lucky rabbits foot...though thinking about it the rabbit wasnt very luckky and he had 4</msg>
        <msg>Cats are awsome...there i said it now take the cable out of your mouth slowly Noodles</msg>
        <msg>players are like buses, you wait ages for one to join then 3 log on at once</msg>
    </random>

    <join enabled="false">
        <msg>ooo look %n is back</msg>
        <msg>if it isnt my old friend %n, online again</msg>
        <msg>might as well not sign in %n is online</msg>
        <msg>oh a wandering soul has entered the server, hi %n</msg>
        <msg>hello %n</msg>
        <msg>guess who is addicted to minecraft? %n is oh yes he is!</msg>
        <msg> shhhhhh everyone he just signed in.*cough* hello %n</msg>
        <msg> %n since your  last log in all your stuff was accidently turned into sand sorry</msg>
        <msg>glad to meet you %n are you new or just unremorable?</msg>
        <msg>hi %n welcome to the best server in the world, maybe</msg>
        <msg>congratuations %n you are 1 milionth server joiner and win your self this lovely cake..umm WHO ATE THE CAKE ohhh whydo i bother?</msg>
        <msg>%n has entered the realm of evil</msg>
        <msg>%n is now logging in hope they brought cake</msg>
        <msg>Trivia %n who is now joining once told me a secret...i will reveal that in just a minute</msg>
        <msg>%n welcome to the family</msg>
        <msg>%n you be servers new friend?</msg>
        <msg>i like %n they play on my server</msg>
        <msg>oh god its %n again</msg>
        <msg>back for more punishment hay %n?</msg>
        <msg>in your abscence %n i have filled your house with creepers enjoy</msg>
        <msg>%n welcome and may i say you look lovely today</msg>
        <msg>%n have you lost weight since i last saw you</msg>
        <msg>hay! %n long time no see, hows the family?</msg>
        <msg>LIE MODE %n your my favorite player thanks for stopping by</msg>
        <msg>if you cant beat em join them hay %n</msg>
        <msg>ok for %n's benifit can you repeat what you said, they only just joined</msg>
        <msg>welcome %n, scanning IQ, good news your immune to zombies, well unless there on a diet</msg>
        <msg>%n or as we call them "Creeper magnet" has just joined</msg>
        <msg>%n has joined, difficulty of monsters has been raised</msg>
        <msg>%n has now joined average IQ dropped by 5%</msg>
        <msg>%n has just joined average Iq raised by 5%</msg>

    </join>

    <quit enabled="false">
        <msg>no come back %n, we miss you already</msg>
        <msg>*sound of cork being popped* %n has left the server PARTY!</msg>
        <msg>a wondering soul has left the server. Bye %n</msg>
        <msg>fine %n see if i care....no wait log back on</msg>
        <msg>%n logged off..issueing bigbrother rollback shhhh lets see if he notices</msg>
        <msg> %n, leaving so soon?</msg>
        <msg>finally i thought %n would never leave</msg>
        <msg>%n has left the world, monsters made easier</msg>
        <msg>bye %n </msg>
        <msg>parting is but sweet sorrow, goodbye %n</msg>
        <msg>%n knows absence makes the heart grow fonder</msg>
        <msg>i think im gonna miss %n, but dont worry i can reload</msg>
        <msg>1 minute of silence for the departure of %n from our world to the real world</msg>
        <msg>seems %n prefers reality meh overrated</msg>
        <msg>%n dont go!</msg>
        <msg>hit the road %n and dont you come back no more no more...wait ok you can come back</msg>
        <msg>adding %n to the naughty list reason, leaving with out saying goodbye</msg>
        <msg>honestly %n whats more important then minecraft</msg>
        <msg>seems %n has better things to do then hang around with us!</msg>
        <msg>%n you will be sadly missed...untill your return</msg>
        <msg>untill we meet again %n </msg>
        <msg>%n has gone</msg>
        <msg>%n will be back! they always comeback!</msg>
        <msg>where'd %n go? typical he logged out just when i was gonna give him 10 diamond pickaxes</msg>
        <msg>People %n has left the building</msg>
        <msg>ungrateful personage %n has logged out</msg>
        <msg>ok who upset %n and made him leave?</msg>
        <msg>now %n has logged out whose up for some cake?</msg>
        <msg>i regret to inform you %n`s addiction to mine craft is not as great as first believed...he managed to exit</msg>
    </quit>

    <!-- BAN/KICK Messages NOT WORKING YET! -->
    <!-- Messages to use when a player is kicked or banned -->
    <!--
        extra replacements:
        %admin => admin who kicked or banned the player
    -->
    <ban enabled="false">
        <msg>"%admin banned %n</msg>
    </ban>
    <kick enabled="false">
        <msg>%admin kicked %n</msg>
    </kick>

    <!-- Messages to use when a player uses a command -->
    <!-- cmd must be specified -->
    <!--
        consider cmd="/kill player with polarbear now"

        extra replacements:
        %cmd => whole command used : /kill player with polarbear now
        %cmd0 => base command : /kill
        %cmd1 => first argument : player
        %cmd2 => second argument : with
        %cmd{N} => Nth argument : %cmd3=>polarbear : %cmd4=>now
    -->
    <command enabled="false">
        <msg cmd="/i 1 64" full="true">%n used the command: %cmd</msg>;
    </command>

    <!-- Messages to use when a player dies. -->
    <!-- If a player is killed by a zombie, a message is chosen at random from messages with killer="zombie", killer="creature" or where a killer is not specified. -->
    <!-- Killers:
            player
            creature
            creeper
            zombie
            ghast
            pigzombie
            skeleton
            spider
            contact (cactus)
            explosion (non creeper)
            drowning (NOT WORKING YET)
            falling
            burning
            lava
            suffocation
     -->
    <!--
        extra replacements:
        %damage => amount of damage taken on final blow
        %killer => name of player, creature, fire, water, gravity, or explosion
     -->
    <death enabled="true">
        <msg>%n was killed by %killer.</msg>
        <msg killer="zombie">poor zombie, he nearly choked on %n, there there little zombie</msg>
        <msg killer="zombie">Zombies ate %n brains</msg>
        <msg killer="skeleton">%n just got killed by a skeleton</msg>
        <msg killer="falling">%n fell to their death</msg>
        <msg killer="burning">%n burned to death</msg>
        <msg killer="lava">%n was unhappy with life so he jumped into lava</msg>
        <msg killer="drowning">%n drowned</msg>
        <msg killer="suffocation">%n ran out of air</msg>
        <msg killer="spider">%n was eaten by a spider</msg>
        <msg killer="creeper">%n was just creeper bombed</msg>
        <msg killer="creeper"> %n plus creeper = hole </msg>
        <msg killer="contact">%n was killed by a... cactus? Really?</msg>
        <msg killer="contact">whats green and pointy and has bits of %n stuck to it? ...cactus!</msg>
    </death>
</serverevents>