Roos invade skype

[9:27:09 AM] Anon Alighieri: suddenly 50 kangaroos bust in
	>THIS IS THE KANGAROO MILITARY!
	>WE CLAIM THIS CHAT IN THE NAME OF ROOMANIA!
[9:27:23 AM] Anon Alighieri: >There were no survivors

[9:27:39 AM] Tvox: >a lone survivor rises from the rubble

[9:28:07 AM] Tvox: >mechanical parts whirr and blink though charred flesh
[9:28:36 AM] Tvox: >"Unit reset, Designation TVOX 5000
[9:33:17 AM] Tvox: >"running diagnostics
			>frame integrity 97%
			>exterior sheilding integrity 36%
			>battery level 79%
			>ammo reserves 9mm- 0   .308 - 80"

			>"start targeting systems diagnostics
			>Targeting system at 100%"

			>"Run velocity check on jimmies"
			>"Speed Incalculable"
			>Play catchphraise.wav
			THIS MACHINE KILLS ROOS
[9:34:41 AM] Anon Alighieri: >Kangaroo's unleash their ultimate weapon
			>The Kangaroo army's combatans suddenly seperate into 7 microos each
			>SWARM AND CONVERGE
			>SWARM AND CONVERGE!!!
[9:36:23 AM] Tvox: >Tvox loads his rifle with its signature extended glock clipz
		>loaded with babby killin' heat seeking cop killa boolits

		IM HERE TO KILL ROOS AND GET SWAG, AND I DONT SEE ANY SWAG
[9:37:01 AM] Anon Alighieri: >Microos continue to swarm, getting into every nook and crany 	of Tvox's killingroo-armor thingy
[9:39:59 AM] Tvox: >"Internal integrity compromised
	>Discharge Jimmy coolant"
	>Jimmy coolant is released, vaporizing everything within 20 meters
	>"primary battery discharged
	>backup activated, power at 60%"
[9:40:37 AM] Anon Alighieri: >Intial barrage of Microo's killed
[9:40:44 AM] Anon Alighieri: >Send in moar microos
[9:43:29 AM] Tvox: >"release bio foam sealant"
	>"Warning, jimmy velocity increasing"

	>A pale orange foam seeps out of the inner workings of Tvox, filling the majority of 	ruptures on the exterior sheilding
[9:44:08 AM] Tvox: >Tvox cycles the chamber of his rifle and begins taking shots at the larger 			roos
[9:44:35 AM] Anon Alighieri: >MORE ROOS
[9:44:39 AM] Anon Alighieri: >THROW MORE ROOS AT HIM
[9:46:14 AM] Tvox: >Scanning.....
	>Scanning.....
	>"Roo battleship detected"
	>"Loading surface coordinates"
	>Tvox extends his right arm, pointing at the roo flagship, a small purple lazer pointer 	tagging the bridge of the ship

[9:47:06 AM] Anon Alighieri: >Roos know they have been targetd
	>ABANDON ROOSHIP
	>Pilot sets collision coruse of the ship straight to Tvox
[9:50:52 AM] Tvox: >from behind the rooship another ship rips through slipspace, It's the 	USNC Gettysburg!
	"We have your target unit 5k"
	>the UNSC ship levels its Magnetic Accelerator Cannon at the roo flagship
	"Firing!"
	>plasma trails at the end of the 800 Ton depleted uranium shell as it travels towards 	the rooship at nearly one fifth the speed of light
[9:55:49 AM] Tvox: >the rooship is tearing through Skype's atmosphere, coming apart as it 	rushes towards Tvox
	>"Jimmie levels critical"
	>"OVERLOAD OVERLOAD"
	>in a wicked twist of fate the rooship, uranium shell, and tvox's jimmies collide all at 	once
	>warpspace is twisted, and Tvox pulled through the rift
[9:58:49 AM] Tvox: >you wake up in a grassy field
	>the sun shines brightly into your eyes
	Fuck! my eyes!
	>wait, shit! your eyes?!?
	>you spin in shock as the last of your MJOLNIR Mk. 7 armor crumbles away
	>blinking away the pain you search the landscape
	the fuck is that?
	>a cottage sits at the very edge of the field
	Might as well see where I ended up....

	FIN
[9:59:22 AM] Tvox: thus begins the story of Anon the spartan in equestria