My Roomate Bruno 4

>get the spaghetti warmed up and put some marinara on it
>if you're gonna catch the smarty friend, you're gonna need bait
>he may have never had spaghetti before, but Bruno always says their love of the pasta is in their genes
Here fluffy! Got some tasty nummies for you!
>search the bathrooms, make sure he didn't accidentally drown himself
He wouldn't be that stupid. I mean he's a smarty friend, right?
>no signs of dead puff balls, so you search your room
>takes some time, but you make sure he's not in your pile of dirty clothes
>not under your bed or in your closet either
>consider searching Bruno's room until you see the giant "Anon, do not enter my room!" sign, written in what appears to be blood
>it's locked anyway, a fluffy couldn't get into a closed room, let alone a locked one
>almost search all of the apartment, when you hear scurrying from the living room
Gotcha.
>slowly tiptoe in so you don't spook him
>don't see him right away, but you know he must be here, you just heard him
>finally you notice a ball of orange fluff to your right
There you are little guy.
>"hewwo hooman! wan pway!" it says, happily flapping its stubby little wings
Sure, lets just get you back in your-...wait
>orange fluff, wings, friendly
>it's a trap
>you turn to the left just in time to see something small and white hurl towards you
>you flip your shit and fall back, losing the spaghetti in the process
>as you lay there, you see the little fluffy pegasus run as best it can behind the couch as the Smarty Friend sits perched on the couch
>"Fwuffy ponies! Pwesent awms!"
>four more fluffies pop up, carrying tiny white balls
>"Fi-Ew!" he shouts as the tiny white spheres are hurled towards you
>you roll behind the nearby chair to avoid fire
>the fluffies have pretty good aim
>the smarty friend even manages to use his magic to throw the ammunition at you
>what the hell are they throwing at you, anyway?
>a tiny white spheroid lands next to you
>you cautiously pick it up, but then feel silly when you see it merely your balled up socks
>little guy must have managed to raid your bedroom while you were searching
Clever girl.
>you realize its a boy fluffy, but you've watched Jurassic Park WAY too many times to pass up a chance to use that line
>"Beta team! Seize da sketties!" the Smarty Friend, well you would say he boomed, but lets face it, it was of as squeak
>jeez, he didn't even want it before, now he's set up a tactical position to get it
>two earth fluffies waddle out from behind the couch and rush to the fallen spaghetti
>once they get to the downed pasta they begin eating it until the Smarty Friend yells at them for being bad fluffies
>they quickly follow his command, filling the bowl as best they can and dragging it back behind the couch
>"Heaw me hooman! Dis fwuffy wand now! You never take Smawty Fwiend awive!"
That sounds like a challenge!