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- You dead, bro?
- shouldnt i be
- i cant find my tarot book
- I think you mean *carrot book*
- End of my hotel-room crash on acid (7am Sunday) - "I am a carrot."
- In all your stripper escapades, have you met a Shiloh?
- I'm looking for her or her handler, Tyler "Rhino"
- My secretary might have inaccurate information on the latter.
- I don't have stripper escapades. And that sounds like you're up to no good at all
- ... it does, doesn't .t
- Sorry, that was Monday. I spent Sunday at a reptile show, cleaning graves at Holy Cross and then in various hotel rooms, I guess.
- It was a matter of timing. I looked like a Satyr.
- Cleaning them out, like grave robbing?
- I could barely uproot crabgrass, Sam.
- I need a robotic exoskeleton.
- Here I'd have thought all those jerked dicks would have made your weed pulling muscles huge
- in training
- Help me earn my Ski Badge, Sam smile emoticon
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