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bocchicchio

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  1. You dead, bro?
  2. shouldnt i be
  3. i cant find my tarot book
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  5. I think you mean *carrot book*
  6. End of my hotel-room crash on acid (7am Sunday) - "I am a carrot."
  7. In all your stripper escapades, have you met a Shiloh?
  8. I'm looking for her or her handler, Tyler "Rhino"
  9. My secretary might have inaccurate information on the latter.
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  11. I don't have stripper escapades. And that sounds like you're up to no good at all
  12. ... it does, doesn't .t
  13. Sorry, that was Monday. I spent Sunday at a reptile show, cleaning graves at Holy Cross and then in various hotel rooms, I guess.
  14. It was a matter of timing. I looked like a Satyr.
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  16. Cleaning them out, like grave robbing?
  17. I could barely uproot crabgrass, Sam.
  18. I need a robotic exoskeleton.
  19.  
  20. Here I'd have thought all those jerked dicks would have made your weed pulling muscles huge
  21. in training
  22. Help me earn my Ski Badge, Sam smile emoticon
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