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- >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
- >And you are discovering magic.
- >This strange device with moving pictures has been mesmerizing you.
- >There have been fantastic creatures discussing something called numbers.
- >You are learning there is a way to know how much of something you have.
- >You are learning that the magic openings are called doors and they have strange devices to open them.
- >But that is not the mystery you are exploring now.
- >You are trying to figure out why you smell Princess Princess when she isn’t here.
- >You have leaned up on the chair the stinky water monster sits on and are sniffing the strange device she was rubbing against Princess Princess.
- >You see the light brown fluff trapped in the prongs.
- >You smell her, see her fluff, but she is not here.
- >You shove the chair making the brush fall.
- >You walk over and sniff it, her scent I stronger now.
- >”When fwen pway wif Andwew!”
- >You turn and see Andrew sitting at the wooden barrier.
- >He is smiling and wagging his tail.
- >You start to trot over to him.
- >Your leg starts to ach through the cast and you can’t move it well so you hobble over to the fence.
- >”Dum dum stinky wa wa munsta keep Deadmeat hewe. Deadmeat go out soon.”
- >You look up at the latch and study it.
- >You just saw on the magic picture box that these things move and figure you can move it with your horn.
- >You hop up and pain shoots through your injured leg.
- >”AHHHHH! Deadmeat hewt!”, you let out as you fall on your side.
- >Andrew jumps up and paces nervously, “Fwen hewt? How fwen hewt? Andwew gif huggies!”
- >He runs into the wooden barrier and bounces back covering his nose, “Ahhhhh! Andwew get boo boo!”
- >You both set there crying for a few minutes.
- >”What’s wrong my little baby?”
- >You struggle up hearing the stinky water monster.
- >You hobble to the pet bed and try to get under the blanket to hide.
- >”Andwew nee huggies mommeh! Haf boo boo!”
- >He truddles off.
- >”Oh my poor baby! How did you hurt your nose?”
- >”Andwew nee gif fwen huggies mommeh! Fwen hewt, nee huggies!”
- >Why is she talking to him when he is talking to his mommy?
- >You nose up the blanket and crawl under it.
- >You keep an opening to the TV.
- >”Pwease wet Andwew see fwen! Andwew wan pway wif bestest fwen!”
- >”Ok, but just for a little bit. Sir William Reginald is hurt and needs his rest.”
- >You lay still hoping the monster forgot about you.
- >You hear paddering coming your way.
- >You feel something land on you and hug you tight.
- >”EeEEEeeeEEEEEEE!!!”
- >The pain in your leg is intense.
- >”Nuuuu! Andwew sowwy! Nuu mean hewt fwen!”
- >You feel the steps on your body as Andrew runs off you.
- >You kick a few times and roll out from the pet bed.
- >”Owie owie owie! Weggie hewt!”
- >The stinky water monster is walking toward you, “Mommy knows how to make her baby feel better.”
- >You shake your hoof at the monster, “Yoo nuu Deadmeat-“
- *Squirt*
- >Your mouth was open.
- >You cough and gag falling backward.
- >”Ahhhhhhhh!”
- >Your leg jerks and spasms as you roll sending cones of liquid pain into your body.
- >You can’t help but to shed tears as the no pretty smell fills your nose and mouth as the pain in your leg intensifies.
- >”Oh my poor baby… mommy hates to see you like this.”
- >You struggle to your feet and wipe your eyes, “Huu huu huuuu… Deadmeat nuu wike hewties…”
- >”Its ok baby…”
- >You turn to the monster as she says, “here you go.”
- >She shoves a monster in your face!
- >The brown abomination is just inches away, its dead eyes stare into you.
- >”Munsta!” Is all you can yell as you instinctively try to stab it with your horn.
- >The cork keeps you from being able to hurt it.
- >It absorbs your attack never making a sound, you didn’t even faze it!
- >You jump back and start to run, “Saf Deadmeat! Munsta get Deadmeat!”
- >You waddle and limp behind the monster’s desk and try to hide biting back the pain in your leg.
- >You puff your cheeks and slowly peek around the desk the stupid piece of wood keeps you from making sparklies.
- >The stinky water monster is looking at you puzzled while Andrew and Princess Princess look on in awe at the monster.
- >”Mommeh get Siw Wiwwam Kotwipoo gudest toy…”
- >Andrew walks forward,” Andwew wan pway…”
- >The stinky water monster gently pushes Andrew back and comes at you with the monster in front of her.
- >”Its ok baby, it is just a teddy bear.”
- >You get in a defensive stance, “Dat ting gif Deadmeat biggest owchies!”
- >”No it won’t. It is a toy. Come play with it.”
- >She sets it just a few feet in front of you.
- >The beast stares at you unmoving.
- >The stinky water monster keeps speaking, “Don’t worry, it won’t hurt you.”
- >You sniff at it.
- >It is a new smell, something you haven’t smelt before.
- >You slowly close in on it.
- >You see the stinky water monster holding your friends back.
- >Good, you don’t know what this thing would do to them.
- >You get close enough to swat at it.
- >It falls back, now is your chance!
- >You jump forward and stomp its chest with one of your front hooves, “Yoo nuu get Deadmeat!”
- >You step on its body and notice how soft it is.
- >It just lays there at your assault.
- >”Sir William Reginald… it is a toy. You are supposed to play with it.”
- >Play with it!?
- >This horrible, soft, scary, vicious, soft, mean monster!?
- >You grab the soft thing and try and throw it but only manage to stumble and fall on it.
- >You whimper a bit from your leg hurting.
- >Its arm wrap around you grabbing you back.
- >You roll on your back still holding the brown soft terror.
- >You grunt as you grab it harder forcing its head next to yours.
- >Its soft body conforms to your grapple.
- >You huff holding onto the beast, “Deadmeat gif owies! Gif big owiee.. hee heehee!”
- >Strange, it feels good to hold onto this monster.
- >You hold tighter and realize…
- >”Munsta gif Deadmeat huggies?”
- >You start to realize the vicious beast is not trying to hurt you.
- >You squeeze it again and it leans into you once more, “Hee hee hee! Feew gud to Deadmeat!”
- >”That’s a toy baby, that’s your toy.” The stinky water monster is smiling at you.
- >Princess Princess looks on, “Mommy get bad fwuffy Siw Wiwwam Kwenitew toy… neber get Pwincess Pwincess toy…”
- >”Yay! Fwen haf vewy own toy! Andwew happy!”
- >The stinky water monster hugs Princess Princess, “You have mommy’s love and sleep with mommy, you have more than any other fluffy!”
- >”Moomeh make Pwincess Pwincess happy!” she hugs the monster.
- >The stinky water monster lets Andrew and Princess Princess go and they trot over to you.
- >They start hugging your pet monster and the three of you start laughing.
- >The Stinky water monster brings out a baby playpen and sets it up.
- >The stinky water monster comes over and picks up your friends.
- >She takes them and puts them in the pens.
- >They start to pad at the mesh walls, “Why mommeh put Pwincess Pwincess in saf howdy pwace!”
- >You limp up to the netting and pad at it, “Nuuu! Pwease nuu make fwens hewt fwuffies!”
- >The stinky water monster laughs, “Now why would you think mommy would do that Sir William Reginald?”
- >”Mommy will be right back babies!” The stinky water monster steps over the fence and walks away.
- >Princess Princess jumps at the side, “Nuu! Take Pwincess Pwincess mommeh!”
- >”Why Andwew nuu get ou’?” Andrew keeps walking into and batting at the mesh walling.
- >You frantically walk around the play pen hobbling keeping weight off your hurt leg.
- >You see no gates or openings.
- >You start to think hard, your head twinges.
- >Maybe your horn can do something to open the wall.
- >You start to look for a way to take the cork off when you notice your friends have got quiet.
- >Your friends have frozen and are staring behind you.
- >Their tails start wagging and smiles start to spread across their face.
- >Both Princess Princess and Andrew shout in unison, “Sketties!”
- >”Mommy’s back! And for my brave little fluffy who has save my little alicorn not once but twice, a special gift!”
- >”Deameat wan fwen out! Nuu put fwen in…”
- >You turn and face the monster and see she is carrying a platter of strange stuff.
- >She gingerly steps over the fence and places it on the floor.
- >Princess Princess and Andrew are now throwing themselves into the mesh, “Sketties! SKETTIES!!!”
- >”This is a special dish for Sir William Reginald honeys, he gets it first.” She smiles down at you.
- >You stare at the pile of pasta in front of you.
- >You are transfixed unable to turn away from it.
- >Your brain starts to grab at anything to describe what you are looking at.
- >You like what you see but have no clue why.
- >You point at it, “Dat… dat wowmies in boo boo juice!”
- >She is trying to make you eat bugs!
- >And for some reason your mouth is watering looking at them.
- >She keeps staring at you, “Don’t you want it baby?
- >”Andwew gud fwuffy! Wan sketties!”, “Pwincess Pwinces get sketties mommeh? Nee’ sketties!”
- >Why are your friends trying to get to these worms so bad?
- *smack*
- >You step a little closer, it doesn’t smell like boo boo juice…
- >The smell is… the smell is wonderful!
- >You step closer, “Yoo make Deadmeat… twy make Deadmeat eat wowmmmblehrg.”
- >Slobber is filling your mouth.
- >”What’s the matter baby? Haven’t you seen spaghetti before?”
- >You step closer, the odor of marinara drawing you closer.
- >Your eyes are locked on the platter.
- >The pile is about as big as you are.
- >The swirl of noodles are mixed with the sauce with even more sauce on top with garnishes of oregano sprinkled across it.
- >There are meatballs mixed in as well enticing you closer.
- >You walk over next to the platter.
- *smack*smack*
- >This is what these monsters have been trying to use to make you hurt other fluffies, used to lie to you, used to manipulate you.
- >You look up at the monster, “Wha munsta wan Deadmeat do!? Deadmeat nuu… nuu…”
- *smack*smack*
- >Your words stop as your mouth starts to dry nibble at the pile of spaghetti.
- >”You don’t have to do nothing baby… this is for you… eat all you want.” Her voice is soft and non-threatening.
- >The sounds of your friends fighting to get out of the play pen are drowned out as you lean closer to the spaghetti.
- >Your tummy makes rumbly noises.
- >You lean over and sniff the food.
- >The aroma is intoxicating and you salivate more.
- >You can’t help but to take a bite.
- >There is an explosion of taste in your mouth as the sauce fills your taste buds.
- >The soft noodles squish as you chew them.
- >You swallow hungrily as you take another larger bite.
- >You feel as though you are in nirvana as you chew the noodles tasting the goodness from this new dish.
- >You are smacking your lips as you chew on the pasta delight.
- >You swallow again and start to eat in earnest.
- >Not even taking your head away as you chow into the huge pile of spaghetti.
- >”It looks like you are enjoying yourself Sir William Reginald. Would you like your friends to join you?”
- >Share!? You just found this!
- >You can’t say anything from your ravenous chomps of this ambrosia that keep filling your mouth.
- *nom*nom*nom*nom*
- >”Ok you two, join your friend.”
- >”Yay! Sketties!” The alicorn and unicorn shout as they run up beside you and start tearing into the pile of pasta.
- >A meatball rolls to your hooves.
- >You set back and pad it up and take a bite of it.
- >It tastes something like the hamburgers you have eaten in the past… only better!
- >You look at your friends eating beside you.
- >Suddenly a tear forms in your eye.
- >It makes no sense to you. ”Why Deadmeat have saddies?”
- >The tears start to flow.
- >The stinky water monster looks at you, “Oh no, what’s the matter baby?”
- >”Deadmeat nu know… Deadmeat am… Deadeat am happy… wahhhhhhh!”
- >The stinky water monster picks you up and cradles you.
- >”Its ok baby. You’re safe now. Mommy promises nothing bad will ever happen to you again.”
- >You let out sobs between your nibbles on the meatball.
- >For the first time since you can remember you feel safe.
- >And this monster has said nothing bad will happen to you again.
- >You let your tears of joy fall.
- >She promised you are safe.
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