desktop uptime

chris@kaiju13:~$ date; uprecords
Wed Mar 15 23:32:55 EDT 2017
     #               Uptime | System                                     Boot up
----------------------------+---------------------------------------------------
     1    54 days, 01:30:34 | Linux 4.4.0-31-generic    Fri Jul 29 05:52:59 2016
     2    40 days, 09:23:37 | Linux 4.4.0-38-generic    Wed Sep 21 13:15:37 2016
     3    37 days, 21:49:33 | Linux 4.2.0-25-generic    Thu Jan 28 14:12:12 2016
     4    28 days, 09:23:40 | Linux 4.4.0-24-generic    Sat Jun 25 15:16:52 2016
     5    25 days, 06:40:29 | Linux 4.2.0-34-generic    Sat Mar 26 09:45:44 2016
     6    24 days, 14:41:39 | Linux 4.4.0-59-generic    Sat Jan 14 20:55:15 2017
     7    22 days, 09:17:40 | Linux 4.2.0-21-generic    Sat Dec 19 06:22:27 2015
     8    22 days, 00:17:48 | Linux 3.19.0-30-generic   Tue Oct  6 17:24:06 2015
     9    21 days, 19:43:03 | Linux 3.16.0-24-generic   Fri Oct 31 19:38:19 2014
    10    19 days, 19:33:53 | Linux 3.19.0-18-generic   Wed Jun 10 19:00:40 2015
----------------------------+---------------------------------------------------
->  51     3 days, 11:52:10 | Linux 4.4.0-66-generic    Sun Mar 12 11:40:45 2017
----------------------------+---------------------------------------------------
1up in     3 days, 23:45:45 | at                        Sun Mar 19 23:18:39 2017
t10 in    16 days, 07:41:44 | at                        Sat Apr  1 07:14:38 2017
no1 in    50 days, 13:38:25 | at                        Fri May  5 13:11:19 2017
    up   816 days, 21:36:10 | since                     Wed Jan 22 14:53:12 2014
  down   331 days, 10:03:33 | since                     Wed Jan 22 14:53:12 2014
   %up               71.139 | since                     Wed Jan 22 14:53:12 2014