[FR] Irregular Thursday - Part 2

>Still the same day in Equestria
>You stare at your new body in horror
>This had to be a bad dream
>Or more likely the plot of a bad movie
>If you were in Fluttershy's body?
>No
>She was not going to violate your body
>Her own body?
>Regardless, you get up and go to unlock the door
>You paw at the lock, but nothing happens
>Fucking hooves
>After a minute of working with your mouth, you push the door open with your head
>The bell on the door chimes, and you look over to see yourself, er, Fluttershy jogging out the door
>You scramble after her on all fours, but trip and fall on the hardwood floor
>After getting up, you make it outside to see Fluttershy gaining speed, in the direction of your house
Get back here Fluttershy!
>Derpy gives you a confused look as she trots by
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>You're never going to catch her by land, so you decide to try your new wings out
>Getting a running start,  you jump into the air and begin to flap
>Sailing through the air, you land face (snout?) first in the dirt
>You grunt and pull yourself up, ready to try again
>Running at the speed of mach kenyans, and flapping like there's no tommorow, you acheive an altitude of 1.02 inches, so that your hooves are barely touching the ground as you fly
>Its still faster then flying though, so you stick with it
>You struggle up the hill that is on the edge of your property, and once over it, see Fluttershy on the porch
>As you race over the yard, she shuts the door and locks you out
>Landing on the porch, you can't even yell at her, you're so out of breath
>You hear her panting behind the door also, and after a minute, you say
Alright Fluttershy......come on...(whew)....out...
>"....No, I'm finally going to enjoy your hot monkey dock
First off, its pronounced dick, and secondly, come on Futtershy, this is a comlete invasion of privacy
>"Is that your fetish Anon?"
What? No
>"Then I'm staying in here with Ricardo!"
>She named your dick?
You named my dick? And its mexican?
>"Its not an it, its a he!"
>What. In. The. Fuck.
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Fluttershy, for fucks sake, I just flew all the way here
>'And boy are my wings tired'
>Shut up brain
And I just want to be able to fix this. Just come on out, please
>"Whats in it for me?"
>Well fuck
If you come out...I'll...uh....I'll give you a half hour with Ricardo, when this is all sorted out
>You hear nothing for a minute, then the door creaks open
>She starts to step out of the house, completely naked, but you push her back in
For fucks sake Fluttershy, put some clothes on, I don't want all of Ponyville to see me naked!
>"Oh, uhm, ok. Give me a second"
>She slinks back in your room, and you hear some shuffling around
>A minute passes
>Then two
>Then five
>Then she asks for a pair of scissors, which you slide under the door
>Another while passes
>After ten minutes, she comes out wearing a denim jacket with a palid shirt under it, sweat pants, and combat boots
>Where the groin area on the pants are, your dick sticks out through a crudely cut hole
Fluttershy, what the hell is wrong with you?
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>"Well, You never know when you might need it for a....quickie..eh heh heh"
>You go into the kitchen drawer, get some duck tape, and cover the hole
Ok, that'll have to do for now, we don't have time for you to get changed again
>We have to find Twilight and see if she can fix this or something
>You and Fluttershy leave the house, and head towards Golden Oaks Library
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>Welp, for the second time toda, you dun goofed
>You forgot about Twilight's birthday party
>The tree library is filled to the brim with ponys
>Most you've never met before
>As you enter, you whisper to Fluttershy
Stick with me, and try to pick Twilight out in the crowd. We have to pull her aside and try to get her to help -
>You're pulled aside by a green and white pony with a harp on her butt
>So much for sticking together
>"Hey Fluttershy, I see you came with Anon. If that means what I think it means, then congrats!"
I'm sorry and you are?
>You don't know whether the look of shock is because you didn't recognize her or because a twenty-four year old grown man's voice just came out of a small yellow horse that is supposed to be shy
>Either way you don't have time for this shit, and you push into the crowd
>You have to find Fluttershy or Twilight
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>Reaching the edge of the room, you take a minute to survey it
>You see a snack table, a cider bar and...jackpot!
>Twilight is sitting with the elements (minus Flutter/you), and Celestia
>Oh fuck...
>Celestia
>The crazy god-ruler of this world that wanted you and Fluttershy to be together for no-apparent reason
>This could go one of many ways
>Fluttering over the crowd, you land next to Twilight
>"Fluttershy, I was wondering when you'd show up! And I saw who you showed up with, and lemme just say-"
Yeah, yeah, everyp0ny wants me and Fluttershy, listen, we switched bodies, but you can switch us back, right?
>"What, how that happen? And when? And why, and is this normal for humans, and-"
I don't have time to write a story Twilight, just yes or no, can you fix.....THIS?
>You gesture at your body with a hoof
>"Well yes, a simple transition spell should do it"
>"Wrong"
>You hear a voice behind you
>Turning around, you see that it belongs to Celestia
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Wrong? What do you mean wrong?
>"Anon, I've seen how you've spurned the advances of poor Fluttershy, and broken heart time and again. I can't have you lovebirds fighting, so until you can see how hard it is to be her, and truly have a deep, life altering epiphinay, you will be stuck in her body, and she will be stuck in yours. With Ricardo."
>Really? Does everyp0ny also want you to name your junk Ricardo?
>Well Fuck
>Will Anon get his body back?
>Will Twilight have a good birthday?
>Will Fluttershy get her thirty minutes with Ricardo?
>And has Two and a Half Men gone to shit with Ashton Kutcher?
>Find out in the next installment!
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