Hog Wild [Spaghetti]

>Day 'Hog Wild' in Equestria.
>You're out for a morning stroll through Ponyville.
>As always, there are obstacles you must jump over, turtles that need a good whirlwind kick.
>Look there's one now!
>Hmm, this turtle has some strange looking flying contraption on its shell.
>RD: "Oh hey th-"
>You give the turtle an extra good wallop and watch as it goes flying off the screen.
>RD: "HEY! WHAT THE BUCK DID YOU DO TO TANK?"
>Ignoring this techni-colored plebeian, you press on.
>All of a sudden, a small silver boar walks into your path.
>For reasons unknown, you turn behind you and wink at nothing.
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>Instinct tells you to ride this majestic silver boar into the sunset.
>...
>Sounds about right.
>You leap onto the silver boar and grab on for dear life.
>SS: "Wh- GET OF ME CREEP!"
>This boar appears to be defective.
>You smack the boars ass to see if that yields a result.
>It rears back with a scream, and bolts forward.
>Out of nowhere, strange men in dresses with shields appear on the path ahead.
>Damn natives.
>To accompany the natives, huge spiked dildos protrude from the earth. Aka Rainbow's Friday night.
>Your boar screeches in displeasure, but shows no signs of stopping.
>As you leap over the first giant dildo, a smile cracks on your face.
>This is so your fetish.
END.